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InvisibleWolf Blitzer
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Connie Chung is no deadhead
    #3646192 - 01/19/05 12:02 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm Wolf Blitzer and this is the BLITZER report.

Ever since the pub at the shroomery was colonized by the so called "dead heads" an odd odor had settled in this once pastoral community on the fringes of society. A exotic aroma of patchouli, body odor and marijuana. Now its quite common to view legs with more hair than a Greek fisherman, but now that fisherman is usually of female orientation. Even the local dialect has morphed to a kinder and gentler speak. Now, the language of love overwhelms the topics.

So completely has this friendly invasion been that some long term Shroomerites can scarcely remember a pre-dead pub. For instance I interviewed a random mIRC person : "adrug> the pub has always been infested with hippie dead heads heh <adrug> as long as I've been here anyway."

What does this all mean we ask. It means that drugs are still bad, even when cloaked in the fleece of love and free sex. For the sake of all thats mundane THIS MUST STOP.

Ladies and gentlemen according to the Republican National Committee, we can curb this menace, and "Dead Heads" you can still repent your hippie ways. Just send all your drugs, photos (especially the naked hippie ones), and tye died clothes to Connie Chung and I. Cut your hair to acceptable societal norms and vote for George W. Bush. Then once again perhaps drab and stale pub environment will be the norm.

This is Wolf Blitzer, and for all of us here at CNN good night. O and connie says keep the used tye dye.


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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: Connie Chung is no deadhead [Re: Wolf Blitzer]
    #3646216 - 01/19/05 12:07 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

youre so banal

:wink:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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InvisibleRavus
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Re: Connie Chung is no deadhead [Re: Wolf Blitzer]
    #3646223 - 01/19/05 12:08 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

For instance I interviewed a random mIRC person : "adrug> the pub has always been infested with hippie dead heads heh <adrug> as long as I've been here anyway."




:lol:

Almost like a cartoon


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Invisibleadrug

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Re: Connie Chung is no deadhead [Re: Wolf Blitzer]
    #3646234 - 01/19/05 12:10 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: Scud Stud!


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Re: Connie Chung is no deadhead [Re: Wolf Blitzer]
    #3646259 - 01/19/05 12:16 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

WOW! All I have to do is cut my hair and I'll get to vote for George W. Bush?!!?

Like VV 0 VV man!!! Alright!!


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Offlinejoe666
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Re: Connie Chung is no deadhead [Re: Wolf Blitzer]
    #3646271 - 01/19/05 12:19 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

good to see you're back

I loved your reporting in OTD


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"what is a weed, a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered"--Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Re: Connie Chung is no deadhead [Re: Wolf Blitzer]
    #3646444 - 01/19/05 01:03 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

looks like a certain someone's a little bored..


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