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Invisiblekaiowas
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california stop
    #3642541 - 01/18/05 10:28 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

you guys ever hear of this reason to get a ticket?  so i stop at a stop sign for like two seconds and slightly roll through.  no one was around except the bacon man with the bright light.

so he pulls me over, pulls up his shorts and says "weellllll lookee here, a california stop HEH HEH"

end result, 315 dollar ticket. 

so he says

"here's your fine"

"why is it a fine...I'm not fine with it"

"well then here's your ticket..."

"so where am I going then?"

getting frustrated he says "it's a citation"

"i know...and that's what you should call it"

gotta love language, too bad it didn't get me out of a court date, 300 bucks, and a weekend at traffic school...oh joy!!  :sun:


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Re: california stop [Re: kaiowas]
    #3642555 - 01/18/05 10:33 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

you should have told him " and here's a california roll" as you sped away leaving him standing there holding his "citation" book, eating your smoke...hahaha


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Re: california stop [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3642582 - 01/18/05 10:49 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I've heard the term. You should have said "Am I really that lost?"


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Re: california stop [Re: kaiowas]
    #3642588 - 01/18/05 10:51 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Should've been like "Dude, this is California."


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Re: california stop [Re: kaiowas]
    #3642593 - 01/18/05 10:56 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

3 bills seems a little stiff for a rolled stop sign.

you should have just blown him...he might have
knocked $50 off or something.


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OfflineTao
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Re: california stop [Re: kaiowas]
    #3642601 - 01/18/05 10:59 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

yeah we were heavily warned about 'california stops' in my driver's ed class


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Re: california stop [Re: Tao]
    #3642961 - 01/18/05 01:03 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

yep thats a classic cali roll there are actually laws on the books about it, thats cool it better than getting pulled over doing 110 in a 55 zone passing over double yellow lines. :mushroom2: :grin:


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OfflinePathos
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Re: california stop [Re: kaiowas]
    #3642974 - 01/18/05 01:10 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

yea, I pulled one of those today on my bike (bicycle), and I got a ticket. I fuckin hate bike cops.


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Re: california stop [Re: Pathos]
    #3642997 - 01/18/05 01:17 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Pathos said:
yea, I pulled one of those today on my bike (bicycle), and I got a ticket. I fuckin hate bike cops.




:lol:
That really has to suck.


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Re: california stop [Re: Pathos]
    #3642998 - 01/18/05 01:17 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

you got a ticket for not stoping at a stop sign on a bike?!>!

thats a joke i do that constantly


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Re: california stop [Re: Infrared]
    #3643002 - 01/18/05 01:19 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

o yea, campus police dont play around. I run them constantly too, first time I got ticketed.

And man does it suck. $118 bucks


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Invisiblefee
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Re: california stop [Re: Pathos]
    #3643014 - 01/18/05 01:23 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

wow thats the worst
I thought getting a ticket for no light on a bike was bad but this takes the cake
I wonder what kind of ticket I would have gotton with no lights on my friends go kart nevermind the driving on roads and stuff


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: california stop [Re: Pathos]
    #3643021 - 01/18/05 01:25 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

i dont think cops around here care about that.. in chicago people dont even seem to pay attention to red lights.. so they should be worrying about that before what bike riders are doing


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Re: california stop [Re: Infrared]
    #3643027 - 01/18/05 01:26 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

thats not even the worst law. It's also a ticketable offense to ride your bike with no hands on the handlebars. Im not sure if they enforce this, but that just pisses me off anyways


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Re: california stop [Re: Pathos]
    #3643041 - 01/18/05 01:32 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

theres lots of stupid laws on the books... it just depends on the cop.. if they wanna be a dick they could probably find something everytime to ticket you on.

cop- " you got a little dirt on your license plate son"
dude- " really"
cop- " yea, im gonna give you a citation for not properly displaying your tags"
dude- " whatd you say? you smoke cock?"

:smirk:


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Re: california stop [Re: Infrared]
    #3643056 - 01/18/05 01:39 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: Yea thats pretty much how it went down


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Re: california stop [Re: Pathos]
    #3643114 - 01/18/05 01:54 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

and wtf ever happened to freedom of speach

me-why am I getting arrested
cop-shut up
me-I would just like to know why im cuffed in a cruiser
cop-shut up or ill charge you with disrupting conduct
me-what the hell does that mean
cop-one more word
me-ok
cop-I said blabla bla

I tuned him out at that point


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: california stop [Re: kaiowas]
    #3643206 - 01/18/05 02:17 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Yea, I got pulled over in driver's training for the same thing.  I was in the middle of nowhere, and didn't come to a complete stop.  All of a sudden I'm being pulled over.  Fortunately, I didn't get a ticket, just a foul-mouthed warning about how "I could revoke your license until you're 21."  Yea right.

My Czechoslovakian driving instructor (a total nut) was no help, either, pointing at me and saying: "I told him to stop!  I told him to stop!"  Actually, looking back on it, the whole situation was pretty absurd and pretty funny.  :smile:


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Re: california stop [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3643243 - 01/18/05 02:28 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I can remember seeing on one of those "World's Wildest Police Chase" shows that the act of positioning the police car at the rear end of one side of a fleeing car and pushing it into a sudden spin causing it to stall out is what they call a "California Stop".

My girlfriend just told me that she's heard of it, but like you said, it's when you come to a semi-stop.

Stupid reality shows.


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