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OfflineGomp
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The Second Comming of Christ
    #3640273 - 01/17/05 05:47 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

[Are] You.

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    #3640328 - 01/17/05 05:57 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: Yrtlzmo]
    #3640360 - 01/17/05 06:03 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Man, cut the kid some slack he's from Norway.

Shine on. :sun:


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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: Gomp]
    #3640371 - 01/17/05 06:05 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

=first official contact with aliens :smile:


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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: Gomp]
    #3640390 - 01/17/05 06:09 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus is coming. Are you going to spit or swallow?

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    #3640409 - 01/17/05 06:13 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: Paou]
    #3640421 - 01/17/05 06:15 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Most christian philosphies would teach you to swalow


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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: skystone]
    #3640443 - 01/17/05 06:19 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus already came again in Spirit. All the disciples experienced it 3 days after the crucifixion. Theoretically he is still out there, like Ob Wan Kenobi. There is no physical resurrection, and I don't think there will be a another second comming.


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2. "We were feeling pretty good so we decided to smoke a few bowls..."
3. "I had to be real quiet because my parents were asleep upstairs..."

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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: Divided_Sky]
    #3640494 - 01/17/05 06:31 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Yea, but didn't he say he was going to come again on earth?
I think that doesn't count (his revival or whatever it's called)

The way I see it he was exhumated, revived and spent 3 days in orbiting hospital, and has gone though hell :smile: , and then he came to say goodbie,
And then waited for a taxi, and went into the clouds.
But I think he said he will come again before he went up into the sky.
He was probably going to take a nice vacation somewhere on Mars or Zeta Reticuli or wherever he comes from to relax from all that crusifiction and torturing.


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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: Gomp]
    #3640520 - 01/17/05 06:38 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

waits for gomp to walk on water  :grin:


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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: spudamore]
    #3640579 - 01/17/05 06:55 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Gomp is like water. So whats so difficult to understand about the second coming being an awakening of the Christs compassion within en masse?

The holy grail is the vessel of the heart that holds the compassion of Christ, not Jesus Christ but your own christic self. The anti-christ is your own resistance to it. Compassion, what so difficult about it, "I feel for you as if you were me". It's not rocket science.

I forgive of you what as you are already forgiven" Don't blow a circuit in the process. It's just a choice one can choose to make at any time or resist or choose to remake later.

Anyone think some dude is going to show up and make you love yourself and others without condition? Will he make you feel compassion for others? Will he make you forgive yourself and others? How?

This is a save yourself from yourself deal, and only you can by choosing. There are no chosen ones, only those who choose.

Just my understanding that the one you have been waiting for to show up and save you, if you are is the Christ within YOU.


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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3640796 - 01/17/05 07:53 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: Gomp]
    #3640800 - 01/17/05 07:54 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

since when does jesus have multiple orgasms, and what do i have to do with it?

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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: Yrtlzmo]
    #3642352 - 01/18/05 06:23 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Raise your hand if you know comming has two m's?


-Yes- Yrtlzmo, put yours down.

you see, once you learn to see past spelling a whole magnific world of letters, and their multiple meanings, will open, up to you.

keep trying, though, so cute!

:laugh: :thumbup: :heart:


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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: ]
    #3642356 - 01/18/05 06:25 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mushmaster said:
since when does jesus have multiple orgasms, and what do i have to do with it?




jesus got it all. :P
and 'i' dont, got nothing to do whit it. :P
:grin:


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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: Gomp]
    #3642605 - 01/18/05 09:01 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

norwegian lutherans are very devout...
swedes too...
not so sure about danes...
:wink:
(& finns aren't _really_ norse-volk at all...)
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spelling overlaps von norski-speak, deutsch, dutch, frisian, anglish, saxonish... an extra consonant or switched vowel ofttimes alloweth meaningness to permeate discussion in anywise, no?
(but for native english-speakers, correct spelling is still optimal, imho...)

as for the return of christ in clouds of glory coming to judge the living and the dead, and the end of time and history as we know it --- christian (& muslim) eschatology "gives me the pip"...



ymmv...


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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: gnrm23]
    #3642802 - 01/18/05 10:12 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.google.no/search?hl=no&q=...3%B8k&meta=

[From Middle English committe, trustee, from Anglo-Norman comit?, past participle of cometre, to commit, from Latin committere. See commit.]


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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: Gomp]
    #3643098 - 01/18/05 11:51 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

The second (third, forth, fifth, or whatever-ith) com(m)ing of Christ, is a metaphor.

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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: Gomp]
    #3647939 - 01/19/05 11:16 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=come


"kommen sie herren jetzt, bitte..."
warum fragen sie mir?


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Re: The Second Comming of Christ [Re: Darcho]
    #3647988 - 01/19/05 11:26 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Darcho said:
The second (third, forth, fifth, or whatever-ith) com(m)ing of Christ, is a metaphor.




indeed, is it a metaphor.
for [the] you. :P

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