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Go Kart fun
#3640765 - 01/17/05 07:45 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dont know where to start but here it goes
well I was at my friends house and he has a go kart well it took some convincing but he finally busted it out well keep in mind it was 18 degrees out last nite and his parking lot was all ice the go kart is made for like people 5'4 and im 6'1 195 pounds so my knees are in the air barly enough room to drive we where whipping 360's like they where going out of style its so easy to do
well heres the good part one of my friends decides "hey lets go to the store with it" and keep in mind its 18 degrees out snowing and ice everywhere and we are drunk as hell. he is 280 punds and I am barely in it hanging on for dear life well the store is a lil away not far at all we whip into the parking lot and an audi comes in to we allmost hit it he hits the brakes and we 360 right in front of the car classic the guy about shit his pants so we go inside and get a 99 cent bag of chettoes so then we scream out of thier so fast we get back and try to think of somewhere to go with this new toy we discovered so he says lets go to his bro's house so we haul out of thier at the end of the road he forgot to stop at the stop sign and at the last minute he did he looked at me and says that was allmost bad so we go through the middle of town no lights in the middle of the road we started up his bros road and the thing was doing all it could to make it up the hill (he weighs like 280 and im 195) so we get to his bros house wake him up he gives us a beer we warm up and leave on our way down the hill we where flying and we pass a cop he puts his blues on and my friend says hold the fuck on we took every back road we could and we allmost tipped like 5 times and he came so close to throughing me out of the rig we made it back and that was my fun for the nite
-------------------- blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: fee]
#3640770 - 01/17/05 07:47 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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You did this in Amsterdam?
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fee
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no in new hampshire I am gonna change that so many people comment on my location
-------------------- blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: fee]
#3640781 - 01/17/05 07:49 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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man, I laughed so hard reading that. Just picturing a cop chasing a go kart at death defying speeds of 30 mph.
Awesome you got away, go karts rule
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: Pathos]
#3640789 - 01/17/05 07:51 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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god I wanna go get it right now they live right accrose the street
-------------------- blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: Pathos]
#3640793 - 01/17/05 07:52 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, that is sweet that you got away. Fuck the police!
That's a good story. Sounds dangerous, but fun.
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fee
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O I forgot we went to the store a second time and whipped a 360 and parked perfect at the pumps I had to pre pay and the girl asked me wich pump I said the one where the go kart is at ya I will take $1.50 worth we got the high test classic shit right thier I wonder what the cops think
-------------------- blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: fee]
#3640842 - 01/17/05 08:07 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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you sound wasted....nice story, btw
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fee
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: TYL3R]
#3640902 - 01/17/05 08:19 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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no im sober I wont be in about an hour but for now I am
-------------------- blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: fee]
#3640915 - 01/17/05 08:23 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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you should go on another go kart adventure once you get fucked up (keeping safety in mind, of course )
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: Pathos]
#3640933 - 01/17/05 08:28 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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I want to so bad but I think they are asleep they have kiddies and jobs that cont as I dont I have a kid but he dont live with me as of latelly sad times man i want to go fuck around on it so bad shit I might go borrow it they wont mind they even said so should I?
-------------------- blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: fee]
#3640942 - 01/17/05 08:31 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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well if they said that they wouldnt mind, then take that shit. And take pictures of all the crazy things you do with it so they know how much joy it brings
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fee
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: Pathos]
#3640968 - 01/17/05 08:38 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dont have a cam but I will do so you inspired me let me get 2 more beers in me then I will go and report my findings on my trip what should I do where should I go? getting gas is fun as the people inside cant do anything but laugh and I should fill it up if im taking it I will report back
-------------------- blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: fee]
#3641003 - 01/17/05 08:44 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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Put on a leather jacket and bring a small battery stereo and blast some cheesey 80s song like born to be wild. Roll up to cars and ask em if they wanna race...
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fee
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: Pathos]
#3641036 - 01/17/05 08:49 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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I will dont know about the stereo but I will try ok I am going to do this right now no leather jacket i have to dress warm but I will be back in a minute well like ten im going to take it and bye some more beer and ciggs wow this is going to be fun I hope I dont get arrested wish me luck
-------------------- blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: fee]
#3641350 - 01/17/05 10:02 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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go buy a bunch of banana's and whip them at shit mario kart style
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fee
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: Puke]
#3641371 - 01/17/05 10:06 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol its icie enough as is no need of bannanas
-------------------- blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: fee]
#3641381 - 01/17/05 10:08 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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sounds very fun.
my friend has a go kart, last time i rode it was a few years ago but it flew and we were crusing all up and down the roads, was a speedy little thing. It looked like a Formula 1 car, but smaller.
His dad, who is pretty tall and rather wide decided to take a spin in it...he did...and we had to help him get out...twas pretty funny.
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fee
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same deal here but I have illagal fun with it read # 2 that was tonite good times
-------------------- blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Go Kart fun [Re: fee]
#3641428 - 01/17/05 10:15 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha, awesome.
Did you get my PM fee?
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