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InvisibleSwami
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I can fly!
    #3630959 - 01/15/05 02:01 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Yes, without using wings or any sort of machinery or gadgetry. It has taken me many years to perfect this technique. However, I am sworn to secrecy and cannot reveal how to accomplish this nor am I allowed to show you - sorry.  :frown:


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Offlinedjd586
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Re: I can fly! [Re: Swami]
    #3630966 - 01/15/05 02:02 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I may not know the secrets of flight, but I assure you, I can fall better then anyone I know.


Edited by djd586 (01/15/05 02:14 PM)


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Invisiblegettinjiggywithit
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Re: I can fly! [Re: Swami]
    #3630977 - 01/15/05 02:04 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Cool! :cool:

And neat is that the song, "I just want to fly" by Sugar Ray was on the stereo as I read this post. :tongue:


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Re: I can fly! [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3631009 - 01/15/05 02:11 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I can float :P


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Re: I can fly! [Re: Gomp]
    #3631023 - 01/15/05 02:14 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Are you trying to prove some point again Swami?


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OfflineThe_Red_Crayon
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Re: I can fly! [Re: skystone]
    #3631250 - 01/15/05 03:30 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

skystone said:
Are you trying to prove some point again Swami?




Nada... Perhaps he discovered flight from ancient knowledge.


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InvisibletrendalM
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Re: I can fly! [Re: Swami]
    #3631285 - 01/15/05 03:43 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. :wink:


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What you know you can't explain,
But you feel it;
You've felt it your entire life.
That there's something wrong with the world.
You don't know what it is, but it's there....
Like a splinter in your mind...
Driving you mad.


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InvisibleAbstractHarmonix
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Re: I can fly! [Re: Swami]
    #3631298 - 01/15/05 03:48 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Your secrecy and/of accomplishments and technique, revealed would do our poor souls no goodsir.

This you know, and we know as well. but still post on in beligerance :smile:

Happy day to you Swami.  One day you can adavnce from flight into complete loss of gravitational pull, and join the aliens and I :wink:


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A plethora of music aspirations control my temptations of future revelations beyond "now". The percussion, and the heart beat of my love and devotion. The rhythm goes beyond, prying into the third eye, releasing the creativity held so far inside. The melodicies, through the out of tune pianos and broken classical guitars...there lies a beauty. A beauty as prevelent as the fire inside. To release these energies is pure ecstacy, to deveop these gifts is sacred. The vocality, so pure as can be, shying away from herself, lies within me. For the underlying serenitity, this is what I live for. I plea for harmony, and nothing more. Music equals love. Creation of love leads to the procreativity of the World, and it's spirals and puddles prevailing.


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Re: I can fly! [Re: trendal]
    #3631305 - 01/15/05 03:52 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

Gee, somebody would have to be incredibly dumb to fall on the ground and miss it...

Wait a minute....


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-"Richy Rich's Book of Insults; 'yo-mama jokes section'.."



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Re: I can fly! [Re: Swami]
    #3631369 - 01/15/05 04:10 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

i can too i can show you but you might not be able to see it.


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Re: I can fly! [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3631380 - 01/15/05 04:13 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I've heard stories that some Enlightened monks in Tibet could fly around. Their explanation why we don't ever see anything like that is because our karma determines the realities we experience, so if our minds are very mundane we only see mundane things. Also the rise of science and materialism in the West has created a culture where miracles are impossible because nobody believes in them. Our common reality does not allow for such occurences so they cannot happen, or at least ever be percieved.


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1. "After an hour I wasn't feeling anything so I decided to take another..."
2. "We were feeling pretty good so we decided to smoke a few bowls..."
3. "I had to be real quiet because my parents were asleep upstairs..."


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Re: I can fly! [Re: Divided_Sky]
    #3631572 - 01/15/05 05:04 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Divided_Sky said:
I've heard stories that some Enlightened monks in Tibet could fly around. Their explanation why we don't ever see anything like that is because our karma determines the realities we experience, so if our minds are very mundane we only see mundane things. Also the rise of science and materialism in the West has created a culture where miracles are impossible because nobody believes in them. Our common reality does not allow for such occurences so they cannot happen, or at least ever be percieved.




Recently there was a first proof of levitation made.
A german film crew with two cameras filmed some man, I think he was like a medicine man of some tribe levitating.
The footage is captured on film rather than video.

The footage was shot from multiple angles.

I've seen it aired on local national television about a year ago

Of course even film can be tampered, but you would need
a million bucks to do that


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Re: I can fly! [Re: Swami]
    #3631578 - 01/15/05 05:05 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

However, I am sworn to secrecy and cannot reveal how to accomplish this nor am I allowed to show you - sorry.




This would not prevent you from "flying" about and gathering verifiable information which you could post.
Since you said you were sworn to secrecy yet revealed you can fly you should relay information gathered while "flying" for verification of your statement without breaking any of your preclusions,eh?
My power,which took many years to perfect, is to see through illusion.It serves me well in this forum.Yet it is no secret just a personal journey...mmm...perhaps they are the same?
BTW I do not mean to hurt your feelings by challenging the veracity of your statement :wink:
WR:wexican:


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Re: I can fly! [Re: whiterasta]
    #3632167 - 01/15/05 07:34 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

youve been talking to red elk , havent you? www.redelk.org


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Re: I can fly! [Re: greenpastures]
    #3632296 - 01/15/05 08:05 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

He is one of my students in the astral plane :wink:
WR :wexican:


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Re: I can fly! [Re: skystone]
    #3632991 - 01/15/05 11:01 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

skystone said:
Are you trying to prove some point again Swami?




one thing we can conclude about Swami is that he never has anything to prove


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Re: I can fly! [Re: Swami]
    #3634202 - 01/16/05 06:26 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Based on empirical evidence alone, I do not believe you.


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Like a fiend in a cloud
With howling woe,
After night I do croud
And with night will go;
I turn my back to the east,
From whence comforts have increas'd;
For light doth seize my brain
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InvisibleAbstractHarmonix
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Re: I can fly! [Re: Nirvhead]
    #3634224 - 01/16/05 06:38 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Swami bail on this thread or what? Damn.


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A plethora of music aspirations control my temptations of future revelations beyond "now". The percussion, and the heart beat of my love and devotion. The rhythm goes beyond, prying into the third eye, releasing the creativity held so far inside. The melodicies, through the out of tune pianos and broken classical guitars...there lies a beauty. A beauty as prevelent as the fire inside. To release these energies is pure ecstacy, to deveop these gifts is sacred. The vocality, so pure as can be, shying away from herself, lies within me. For the underlying serenitity, this is what I live for. I plea for harmony, and nothing more. Music equals love. Creation of love leads to the procreativity of the World, and it's spirals and puddles prevailing.


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: I can fly! [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3634246 - 01/16/05 07:01 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Dear Lois Lane:

What more needs to be said?

SuperSwami


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InvisibleAbstractHarmonix
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Re: I can fly! [Re: Swami]
    #3635362 - 01/16/05 05:11 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I already knew your secret SS captain.


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A plethora of music aspirations control my temptations of future revelations beyond "now". The percussion, and the heart beat of my love and devotion. The rhythm goes beyond, prying into the third eye, releasing the creativity held so far inside. The melodicies, through the out of tune pianos and broken classical guitars...there lies a beauty. A beauty as prevelent as the fire inside. To release these energies is pure ecstacy, to deveop these gifts is sacred. The vocality, so pure as can be, shying away from herself, lies within me. For the underlying serenitity, this is what I live for. I plea for harmony, and nothing more. Music equals love. Creation of love leads to the procreativity of the World, and it's spirals and puddles prevailing.


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