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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: I_AM_THE_WALRUS]
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the funnest thing i ever did... perhaps the time my friend and i took his and his brothers scooters, (the little ones) and we went into stongs (a large grocery store) and zoomed up and down the different iles. and damn on that surface you can get a lot of speed. btw this was at 12:00 just before they closed so there were few people. and then at about 2:00am when we were peaking we were outside zooming along major roads with no traffic. but what made it so great was that it was pissing rain. and what was even nicer was that it was oddly warm rain.

"It tastes like...burning.." -Ralph Wiggum.

>If you are not wasted, then the day is.<




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Darlene: "Ted, I got you this new nose plug to stop you from snoring at night."
Ted: "Uh yeah, and I got you this paper bag to stop you from looking like James Brown in the Morning."
Darlene: "Oh come now, I don't look anything like James Brown."
Ted: "Hey kids, who does your mom look like in the morning?"
Kids... in unison: "James Brown!"
Darlene, "All right, thats enough... It's poison spaghetti for dinner tonight."

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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: sevendef]
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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: I_AM_THE_WALRUS]
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The first time I shroomed, all I wanted to do was get a really good run up, then fall flat on my face in the street. I decided it wouldn't be a good idea, but I'm going to do it next time in the grass.

On 3 Spiderman blotters I called this one guy who's dealer ripped us off for $80, and I threatened to kill him if we didn't get our money back. I don't even remember most of that trip. 4th of July was AWESOME


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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: sevendef]
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I was in a park which had a partial basketball court, one hoop in the center of a semicircle of concrete, all surrounded with grass. I saw a strange light in the sky and decided that I had to worship this being (the basketball hoop) so I got down on my knees and prayed to it (I think I praised it and asked for understanding).

After that episode, I went for a walk with a friend (also shrooming). We heard some really weird noises, so we stopped on the street corner to try to figure out what we were listening to. We stood there for 20 minutes (literally) discussing what it sounded like. At first it sounded like some kind of Native American ceremony (powwow-ish), then we started to think that it was a dinner party with all Spanish-speaking attendees (I do speak spanish). Then we thought it was Pop-East-Indian music (the kind where they dance around and sing in really high voices). Then we thought it was Jewish folk music. We debated several more impressions of what it was before finally deciding that we would never figure it out, so we kept walking. Suddenly we realized that the source of the noise was only 20 feet ahead of us, 80 from where we had stopped. It was a plain-old-garden-variety rich white kids party with monotonous rap music playing and the obligatory screaming and shouting. (BTW, we are both rich white kids ourselves)

The place gave us a very bad vibe (I think it was a halloween party and many attendees wore costumes, or else I hallucinated it) so we ran on past it, not without me thinking that my companion had gotten pulled inside. He reappeared and we scurried on along only to be zapped by an evil orange light which seemed to be trying to hurt us. We realized as we passed it that it was just a flashing yellow light to warn cars of the curve ahead.

We finally made it back to his house and come down listening to Aphex Twin, which was very soothing.

<font color="888888">What most people don't realize is that large pieces of coral, painted brown, and attached to the skull with common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.


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What most people don't realize is that large pieces of coral, painted brown, and attached to the skull with common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: aluminum_can]
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> on shrooms i have talked in other languages,

Yes I believe you. You are obviously a very educated, intelligent person.


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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: Kid]
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other languages as in gibberish / mumbo jumbo or real other languages??

Meep Meep!! !
Try my website : Closet Masturbation


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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: Zen Peddler]
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I believe kid was being sarcastic. The person he was reffering to is about as bright as a candle in a wind storm.


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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: Kid]
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i wasnt really speaking a language. i was talking and the words that came out werent ones you here, and it only made sense to me. also keep in mind that i was on 27 grams of almost dry (in the drying chamber for 5 out of 8 days) homegrown B+. i was really trying to talk!! after that i just shut up because i realized trying was useless and i had forgotton how to use my mouth. i was just opening my mouth and making niose come out. not really a languge. another crazy thing was that when i sat down with my friend (on 6 sugarcubes of acid) i stood up to fix my pants or something and when i sat down he was like, "what did you just do? hey i saw you... ya i saw what you did!" i didnt even remember him sayijng that, but when he brought it up i remembered. he said that he saw me chase a bubble and i caught it and looked around to see if anyone was looking and when i saw he was looking i just magikally appeared sitting next to him. that was really crazy!!! just imagine that happening to you! that night i also saw my friends eyes move from where ther supposed to be to next to their mouth, their faces would pretty much just change form on me! i am trying to think if i did chase a bubble? i remember only small details of that trip. who knows? ive had the same hallucinations as my friends before? like the first time we did acid we thought that we bought bunk acid and started to smoke some weed (then we got a crazy idea that acid never really works so people get sad and smoke some weed, and then get so stoned that they think that they are tripping) well, we were pretty fucked up at that time, and when i handed the lighter to my friend he smacked it out of my hand and it just kinda spun in slow motion down to the ground. we all saw the same thing! ive done some crazy things while trippen! some i dont even remember. oh well



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the little kridders of nature; they dont know that thyre ugly!


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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: sevendef]
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to name a few:

watching a tree eat one of my friends in a pizza shop while the girl behind the counter stared at us.

hiding under a dashboard while on DXM, too scared to look outside the car. proceeding to pee all over a public washroom because the damn toilet wouldn't stop moving.

talking about how easy it would be to kill a random stranger that just happened to be walking by my friend's house. needless to say, we let the man live.

Watch out! Those shrooms are loaded!

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You haven't lived until you've hotboxed an igloo...


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: trendal]
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My first time tripping, i began to believe that stop signs were planning to take over the world... I dont remember exactly how they planned to do it, but i had it all worked out in my head. Anyway, i proceeded to find the stop sign that had inspired this thought, and i tried to knock it down. Unfortunately it just wouldnt budge, i asked my friends to help me, they just gave me this funny look... Thats when i realized just how hard i was tripping... Anyway, this has to be the funniest topic ever... keep em comin.

"This is the greatest thing I've seen since Haley's Comet collided with the moon" -Homer Simpson


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"This is the greatest thing I've seen since Haley's Comet collided with the moon" -Homer Simpson

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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: MmmMushrooms]
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Entire conversations with people who weren't there. Then getting angry that they won't leave.

Talking about the Klumps from the nutty professor being in a porn movie.

I probably have more, i'm just at a loss at this early hour

- Bill Goat


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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: sevendef]
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just sitting around with friends laughing for what seems like hours about how your laughing at nothing

WE CANT STOP HERE!!!!....THIS IS BAT COUNTRY

life.....its sexually transmitted and always fatal.


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TRIPLE DIPPED!?!?!?!

hey, kid.... you wanna buy some lsd?? -me

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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: I_AM_THE_WALRUS]
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my friend was trippin on shrooms at his house once and ended up tagging all of his walls with black spray paint.
he had to paint all of his walls before his parents got home.

DON'T ORDER FROM STP!!!!!

"If you are frightened of the end and your holding on you see devils tearing your life away but if you've made your peace then the devils are really angels freeing you from the earth.."

DON'T ORDER FROM STP!!!!


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?Well, this is how the world works. All energies flow according to the whims of the great magnet. What a fool I was to defy him.?


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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: pj541]
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lol that is hilarious

i kinda did something similar, i started drawing on the fences up around my loft when i was peaking on 3 1/2 hits of acid, and looking at the drawings now they were pretty fucking good (one was of a shroom, and the other was a series of wavy lines which are, i guess, supposed to be the vibes) unfortunately i drew with sharpie (permanent)

We're all MADD here...


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So I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the flesh. - Galatians 5:16

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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: Odd_Snail]
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an unfortunate thing that happened on acid (2 hits) was on my first trip. we just started peaking and my housekeeper asked me to turn on the heater in her room because her room was fuckin freezing cold, so I said OK, walked to the machine on the wall that controlled the heat and cold, and then just walked back. my housekeeper asked if i put on the heat and i just stared at her for what felt like an hour and then said yes. she walked back to her room and i totally forgot what she asked me to do and continued my trip and found out in the morning that she was suffering the whole night :( poor lady

We're all MADD here...


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So I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the flesh. - Galatians 5:16

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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: aluminum_can]
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27 grams?? Id love to see that :-)



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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: sevendef]
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The wierdest thing thats happened to me while shroomin.
It was a little over a year ago. One Friday night my parents went out of town for the weekend. My friend picked up 6 grams of shrooms from a guy he knew, and we had plans. I had never had a truely good trip before this (level 1 and 2 trips only) And I was ready to enjoy myself. The only problem was I had to work until eight. All throughout work I was anticipating it like hell. Finally I was off and my girlfriend came to pick me up, and she gave me the news that my brothers fiance went into labor and was at the hospital. I was disappointed, but wanted to be there for my bro so I had to cancel the plans until another time. We went up there and it turned out the labor would probably last until the morning so we went back home. Got back about 10:00 (hospital was about an hour away) Called my friend up. And it was on agian. He came over and we put together some peanut butter and honey and mushy mushy sandwiches. I would recomend nobody do this. I still tasted that shit in my mouth, but the problem was the peanut butter made it get stuck in my mouth. It took forever to get my first bite down. After that I just pick the rest of the caps and stems off and shoved them down. When I finally got the last one down I got a phone call. It was my mom, she just got off the phone with my brother, and his fiance was pushing. The baby was coming out!!! She said I should go down there because she coudn't make it. So I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to drive down (she didn't take any) She agreed and we went down. By the time I got in the car I was shroomin. We had a tape recorder and I was talking into it the whole time. I listen to it and I sound like a goon.
The ride took forever and I had to go past all the hard ass teenagers who were cruzin on a Friday night, and I kept laughing at them and they would try to call me on and stare me down which made me laugh more. I got to the hospital and me and my friend went nuts in that place. I got lost like four different times. And a doctor said something to me, but I walked right passed him, then cracked up (I don't remember much of this, most of what I am telling you is what I heard on the recorder) Me and my friend needed to find a bathroom and when we did, he went in first, and I was standing all alone when two people came out of the wall. It scared the shit out of me. There were a lot of wierd sounds and I kept saying to myself "THIS IS BLAIR WITCH" Then I saw a patient who was about eight feet tall and had a lot of scars on his head and my friend yelled out "Look its Frankenstien, What kind of hospital are we at!" Then we found my girlfriend and my brother, and I saw my nephew and that tripped me out so bad. I saw him in his first minutes of life. It hit me hard. I just can't wait until he is old enough for me to tell him this story.
Well this was a long post, but I tried to cut it down as much as possible. Sorry for it being too long but it was crazy for me. After that I pretty much went home, and me and my friend stayed up listening to Tool and talking about everything.

~Prying open my third eye.~



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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: un0r]
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one weird moment was where i was in a chair starting to peak and i saw this white lizard on the wall and it was telling me that my friend and her bf (who were also tripping)were trying to take over my body and then i just interrupted their conversation saying "i know what you two are up to" and they just looked at me kinda crazy and i just laughed as hard as i could and they started to laugh very hard and this continued for about 10 minutes but it seemed like hourz

The Smurfs Live in my backyard =)


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The Smurfs Live in my backyard =)

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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: sevendef]
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At a party, on 4 hits of LSD, I dubbed Maggie (the family dog) my honorary sanity for the evening. Then the dog got drunk.

I was then no longer capable of communication. I ate a dorito for 45 minutes or roundabouts..I had the chew thing down, but I couldn't figure out how to swallow.

I thought everyone in the house was dead, and had a friend of a friend take me back to the dorms. I popped a movie in........then I left my room. Right after I closed my door I realized that I double locked it on the inside to keep myself from leaving. *yawn* how exciting was that? no answers needed :o?

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Re: funnest/weirdest things youve done while tripping? [Re: sevendef]
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The most dangerous thing I have ever done under the influence of mind altering substances was hide glowsticks.

I was minding my own business when it became obvious to me that a glowstick was trying to talk to me. I listened with all my might, but I still couldn't hear what he had to say. I got the strange feeling that it was somehow 'wrong' for the glowstick to try to talk to me. I decided that all I could do about it was to get rid of him.

So I hid him under the cushions of the couch. But this was a big party and everyone had a glowstick, some even had multiple glowsticks. I was compelled to steal each and every one of them and hide them also. I put them all in the strangest of places, it was months before we found them all.

The lesson I learned is that if you want your friends to like you, don't take away their glowsticks while they are tripping. Judging from the reactions I recieved there is nothing that will make them hate you more.


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