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Offlinegyrothepyro
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Registered: 12/14/04
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that little gravelly patch by the garden shed.
    #3625166 - 01/13/05 09:41 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

down on your luck? needing a pick up? never fear, i have a tall building... we even supply all our clients with leak proof gladbags, so you never need make a mess again.
whilst falling, you may relax to the delightful sounds of mozart, or by carried away by the riding valkyries.
wagner was always a form of suicide, but with our help, you wont suffer from insomnia again...
Fancy a hammer? we can cater for all you last minute requests, from being chased by a cheerleading squad, to reordering the same dish from an indian takeaaway two hundred and thirty six times.
in these days of inconsolability, we remind you that we do have high definition digital recorders, so you can always tell you family where to go when they come looking for a payout.
this, and more, awaits you at the world trade center.(centre for all the usa-innites, sort of like metre, meter, or grey, gray, or even mom, mum mam.)

get ready for the questionnaire :cool: :confused: :wink: :crazy:
the way to live is to die
You may choose many
eventually
i bloody well will not answer that on the fear of being a complete and utter fool, which means i shall answer it elsewhwere
huh?
if i had two left feet, what would i be?
You may choose 7
The Walrus
a walrus
a small section of welding spatter
the hindenburg
a gibson sg copy
the sum of all parts combined
funny
a walking nightmare on two left feet
one hell of a dancer
britteny spears
a hairy goat
fine as a hairy goat?
You may choose only one
gotta sieve to test that one? ??
there are no such thing as goats
or is it an uncanny resemblance to kid skin?
You may choose many
you must be a leather love-glove.
mmmm, the stuff on an attractive socialites arm
bullshit
could you please get some sort of spellchecker instead?
i have trodden in something...will it smell?
You may choose only one
if you want me to
nope, was a figment of jims imagination
will the thing bite me if i dare look at it spread across my sole?
You may choose only one
there is no such thing as soles, either
hope its poisonous
if it was spread across my soul, would i have problems?
You may choose many
you already have problems
why qask me, im not a man of god
i am a nun, and you are cursed, doomed, condemned to rot
oh, if only you could see past this thick pea soup fog, then you may be alit from within
im still The Walrus
well, lets just say, therell be no rosepetals raining down on YOUR head tonight
dont laugh, but you were once running around naked eating dogbiscuits
i do not have problems...please explain why
You may choose only one
because we have a friendly, forgiving atmosphere,conducive to psychological tests on fellow mice
ah ha!!!! a gnat was the down bringing of the mighty mammoths!!!!
you are an illiterate pig.will george bush read this?
You may choose only one
if g.w.bush could even sign his own name, you could knock me over with...well, id already be over...
i dont think so
what do bunnies do on the beach?
You may choose only one
root
eats roots and leaves
and who let the marines prevent ME from doing wht bunnies do on the beach?
You may choose only one
the posterior forces
michelle pfeifer
lack of beac not alre3ady covered with fornicating bunnies
the fact6 that i live two hundred miles from the nearest beach?
micheal jackson
the thriller bean
ah, pistachio, my hero
you are failing to comprehend the futility of all this
you were banned from doing what?
yeeh gods and little fishes
pinochio, and guisseppi
the marines themselves
j, edgar hoovers fifth clause in paragraph 15
the satellite that kept on shooting me
the lack of swell
swell
allswell that ends swell
the fact that im not a bunny to be messed with
uhhuh, you stooge
dont wstand so close to me
AM radio transmissions
bugs bunny
the first powered flight
my broken leg
the emperor of ROME
dont look at me in my speedos....
the fact that i wore speedos to the beach was cause enough for extreme caution
osama bin laden
what WAS the question?
i am not an animal.
i am a MAN
my dentures didnt believe in my ability to cope
i wore out
shit, i dont know
little bee op a bulla, shes my baby
or the matchless peers
cubscouts with an agenda
a gander with no beak
mastitis
i was suffering slight irrationality setbacks
my doctor
my shrink
the clothes that no longer fit my decreased waistline
dont continue, please
two short of sixty nine...
JENNA JAMESON
paul keating
the republicans
my left toe
the turkeys on my lawn
well, nthat would be dangerous information, wouldnt it, so its classified...
declassified techno pop
the beasty boys
the beastial boys
sk8r boi
dumb canadians, cant spell, jealous of us beach bunnies
avril lavigne
april lasagne
the forcefied net
a pope of some description
a tap with a serious leak
some law from 19 tickety two
here we are, born to be kings
freddie mercury
the bunnies? again?
george bush
george W bush
who let the marines get in control anyway?
You may choose only one
you did
the pope
if i professed a delight in anarchy, would i be hung, drawn and quartered?
You may choose only one
yes
well, we all enjoy the occasional bombing
dont pick your nose...it leads to flatulence...am i right?
You may choose only one
yes
but it btastes like peanut butter!
nobody loves, would it help if i ate some worms?
You may choose only one
worms are the true aphrodisiac
worms may be nutritious, but theyre not quite kosher.
a, christopher robin is DEAD.no more eeyore.
You may choose only one
boohoo.
yes, but the cat is still hungry
and eeyore was the best of aa milnes delightful creations.
You may choose only one
if you may
cmon aussie cmon...kanga!
who is aa milne?
who carse?
who what?
ANTHRAX!!!!
pug dogs should be turned into toilet roll holders
You may choose only one
as long as YOU make the conversions
so should paris hilton
is the war in iraq over?
You may choose only one
by all means, we shant stop till every iraqui is DEAD.
wheres iraq?
lepruchauns are a curse on irish hospitality.
You may choose only one
arh, and begorrah, away with youre feindish lies
wee little me? a curse? no, i guard the gold, the GOLD!
so who let me in here anyway?
You may choose only one
someone with less sense than anything else on earth
a humorist
am i the only person with pet turkeys in this world?
You may choose only one
probably
well, i also have skinks running across my floor
ve vould prefer it iv you said Vorld, aktually.
You may choose only one
yay, the russians will save us!!!
the moon landing was a HOAX!
hey, danke, danke, ich bin eine fuhrer
You may choose only one
and take a seat to the left please
yes, well im GOD, and while i c9ondone death, i also condone my sons murderers, so WELCOME
damn stinking nazis....
You may choose only one
poing.
ping pong, anyone?
ah, the joy of getting a life
You may choose only one
why cant we all just be happy?
hy are we so nasty to each other?
why you mis anthromorphic hunchbacked little worm of a thing.
You may choose many
you remind me of myself
you am I


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A WITCH A WITCH,
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InvisibleSlite
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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3625311 - 01/13/05 10:03 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

wtf?


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InvisibleRavus
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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: Slite]
    #3625339 - 01/13/05 10:07 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Slite said:
wtf?




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OfflineShroom_Herder
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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: Ravus]
    #3625407 - 01/13/05 10:25 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
Quote:

Slite said:
wtf?







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Invisiblericochet
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Posts: 1,112
Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: Ravus]
    #3625417 - 01/13/05 10:28 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

dubya tee eff!

jay kay, d00d. :heart:


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InvisibleColonel Kurtz Ph.D
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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3625454 - 01/13/05 10:35 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroom_Herder said:
Quote:

Ravus said:
Quote:

Slite said:
wtf?










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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3625479 - 01/13/05 10:40 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Yes. What the fuck, indeed


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OfflineShroom_Herder
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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: DNKYD]
    #3625492 - 01/13/05 10:41 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

(hint... I think hes tripping)...


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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3625506 - 01/13/05 10:44 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I don't think this is the first time this dudes made weird ass polls that make less sense than a bunny with a pancake on its head.


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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: DNKYD]
    #3625516 - 01/13/05 10:46 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

(im sorry, you forced me to)


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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3627882 - 01/14/05 12:52 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Seriously though, how long did it take you to make that? Not too long I hope, because I doubt anyone even got halfway through it.

And then the obvious WTF? comes afterwards. It makes about as much sense as


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OfflineChingChong
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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: Ravus]
    #3627953 - 01/14/05 01:08 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

yaaayy, i read the whole thing.  I'm smart :penis:


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Offlinewrestler_az
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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: ChingChong]
    #3627995 - 01/14/05 01:18 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

yes, but the cat is still hungry


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OfflineAnjaba
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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3628101 - 01/14/05 01:40 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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OfflineTheDudeAbides
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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: wrestler_az]
    #3628172 - 01/14/05 01:52 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

meh, I thought it was ammusing.


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Offlinegyrothepyro
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Re: that little gravelly patch by the garden shed. [Re: TheDudeAbides]
    #3629689 - 01/14/05 09:08 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

yayayayayayay!!!!
i am not an indian.....bunny with pancakes on its head? now that WAS weird....
i like the fact that i actually never knew people enjoyed my stupid polls.
maybe they dont, because the number of votes decreases as the questions continue....what was ten ends at eight or so...but its all cool.
hope i make someone laugh, anyway.


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WHO IST THERE UPON MY THRONE?
A WITCH A WITCH,
WITH GREEN GREY EYES
EATING ALL MY FRIENDS, THE FLIES.


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