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OfflineStrumpling
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Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101"
    #3621392 - 01/13/05 01:05 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

MEASURE: This Surface Reaches To Slip, If It Is Dunked

CAUTION: This Surface Becomes Slippery When It Is Wet

::insert laugh-track here::

The stone which them falls pays attention

Beware Of Falling Rocks

::insert applause here::

"Gosh, Strump!! That sure is funny! Could *I* make my *own* hilarious Engrish all by myself?!"

You SURE CAN, Timmy!!! Allow me to demonstrate:

"Like the distrugg the oration, I that shows him"

1. Head to http://translate.google.com/translate
2. Under "Translate text" type in your message. For the purposes of this demonstration, I shall use "i will show you how to destroy sentences"
3. Choose a language to translate to.. You don't have to know the language you are changing to.. doesn't really matter. I will pick "English to German" - Click "Translate" - It has given me "Ich zeige Ihnen, wie man S?tze zerst?rt" neato!
4. OK Now under "This text has been automatically translated from English:" select the translation you just made and copy it to the clipboard (control key+ c )
5. Delete the text in "Translate text" and paste in your translation (control key + v )
6. Now take it from whatever language you translated it TO... and translate it back to English - It has given me "I show you, how one destroys sentences" its changing!!
7. Now if you do this several times with several languages you will get some pretty wild Engrish... knock yourself out!!

"I will show you how to destroy sentences"
"I show you, how one destroys sentences"
"I demonstrate you, how you do destroy the sentence"
"You how destroy the sentence, I show you"
"It, how destroy the sentence, I show you"
"He, how it destroys the oration, I demonstrate to him"
", like distrugg the oration, I it demonstrates he"
"Like the distrugg the oration, I that shows him"

"It falls, your best phase, the fool! It is born, and it is going,!" = "you best step off, fool! I am going to blast you!"

"Acknowledgment: This night the speaker is noisy completely inside of the club - jockey of the record is for earplugs question in the tent of the street" = "warning: the speakers in this night club are very loud - ask for earplugs at the disc jockey's booth"

"This area of the stationing place is a Crack Captain, who is additional" = "This parking space is reserved for Captain Crunch"

"The police line did not intersect" = "Police line do not cross"

this one got pretty fucked:

"attention: there will be a mandatory meeting for all american visitors from the microsoft corporation this evening at seven thirty-two in the ballroom. Formal attire only, please."

Care: That in the dance hall for all the people of the United States question that visits at night of the Microsoft of the company to which it has with 32 7 and it does conference. In the type of the order to put in place the cloth, simply it is to say the main point that it has been looking for it for that.

rofl that last sentence kills me! "Formal attire only, please?"

Post a few of your own!!

-=- Matt/STrumpling -=-
come on peeps give me a couple!!


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: Strumpling]
    #3621429 - 01/13/05 01:14 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

"My favorite hobby is to fuck unsuspecting goats"
"Pastime of the favourite person or thing sweeps the goats and unsuspecting well"


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: DNKYD]
    #3621445 - 01/13/05 01:17 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

yall bin smokin too much weed i think.


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: kadakuda]
    #3621458 - 01/13/05 01:21 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I've been smoking NO weed for a week :frown:
I'm on some weak ass T3s for my tooth pain. Boooo weak painkillers.


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: kadakuda]
    #3621559 - 01/13/05 01:55 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

no weed for me.... today :wink:


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: Strumpling]
    #3621901 - 01/13/05 03:10 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

This one is a stupid play. Me bet which should be worked noone in LageIST, which I say.


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: OJK]
    #3622317 - 01/13/05 05:38 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

"How about putting some caffeine in your pussy?" came out as:

"Pussy makes its makes in makes the caffeine makes the some makes putting makes on of As?"

"George Bush has less brains than a hamster with cancer" became this stuttering reply:

"It has of George Shrub of the one of the one of brains of less of those of of which of of the one of the one of with of h?mster of the one of the one of Cancer of"


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Ken Campbell - Furtive Nudist

"The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced" - Aart van der Leeuw


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3622370 - 01/13/05 06:32 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Translate this, bitch, and it will be wrong
:
It is translated this one, the dog and comes to him is disturbance


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: nerdcam]
    #3622849 - 01/13/05 12:21 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Looks like it is morning, let us wake and bake.

Became..

The function while it will be tomorrow, goes with we wide awake and the Marches cook with the furnace.

That was from English -> German and back -> Spanish and back -> French and back - > Italian and back


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: freddurgan]
    #3623891 - 01/13/05 05:16 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

these are so funny :smile:

boy that automated translating is flawless!! :laugh: lol keep 'em coming! I'll post more this evening


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: Strumpling]
    #3625243 - 01/13/05 09:54 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

ohhhhhhh i get it!

:crazy:  i was wondering what the hell was teh matter with you...


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: DNKYD]
    #3625302 - 01/13/05 10:01 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Schrauben Sie Sie schmutzige Dirnen

Dumme Idioten

Gehen Sie Haben Geschlecht

Dummes Vergins


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3625455 - 01/13/05 10:35 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

orginal quote: i slap my cock against my wrists with much force

google couldn't translate my quote so i went to http://www.freetranslation.com/

in german: Ich schlage meinen Hahn gegen meine Handgelenke mit viel Kraft

german to english: I strike my rooster against my wrists with much power


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Re: Make your very own ENGRISH!! "Computational Engrish 101" [Re: Strumpling]
    #3626847 - 01/14/05 03:45 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Google does fine with "i slap my cock against my wrists with much force"

"i my male morning strikes this chicken strongly in my wrist which has many strengths"

rofl :-D

And Shroom-Herder...

"Screw you dirty Dirnen?" lol it doesn't know "dirnen.." but: The widespread filthy Dirnen trillion is

"Stupid idiots" : 3 foolish

"Go to credit sex" : That believes feature

"Stupid Virgins" : This loyal female

And here's some Shpongle translation action:

Thus you grasping let to us assume, third of toke.
Slow length and; They are sprinkled....
And take that to in and in and medium you.
And sound. uhh.. It is
The wrinkle of plastic packing of the bread it falls
Or ring of the leak of the flame. And circumstance. Circumstance.
There is applause. Those gnomists learned a new manner statement hooray.
This wall, if their they, crawling and geometry illusion.
And the language which is visible... In cause it manufactures in you to peel, what
As far as that he is future has done
Those are extensive, that future of the respect that has produced

was originally:

So.. You take, let us assume, a third toke.
Long and slow; you vaporize....
and you take it in and in and in.
And there is a sound.. uhh..
like the crumpling of a plastic bread wrapper
or the crackling of a flame. And a tone. A tone.
There is a cheer. The gnomes have learned a new way to say hooray.
These walls, if such they be, are crawling with geometric hallucinations.
Very shiny, very irredsecent.
Everything is machine-like, polished, and throbbing with energy.
And what they are doing with this visible language they create...
is they are making gifts.
They are making gifts for you.

Shall all of your sprinklings be of the peace, shroomoids


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