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OfflineImYourSpedFriend
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My quandary
    #3614947 - 01/11/05 11:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You know how when you smoke herb your body seems to slow way down... well my thought is that you don't move slower you really just are moving faster and your head seeing it like the slow time thing in the matrix...

That's my quandary

I'm really really high :laugh: :stoned: So I'm sorry if that doesn't make sense... I really should just get off the computer... :grin:

:grin::gd_icon::peace:


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Re: My quandary [Re: ImYourSpedFriend]
    #3614981 - 01/11/05 11:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

AGREED.


But I'm really high too.  :grin: :stoned:


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Re: My quandary [Re: ImYourSpedFriend]
    #3614988 - 01/11/05 11:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

thats some good pot you smokin :grin:


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Re: My quandary [Re: WoodsCall]
    #3615030 - 01/11/05 11:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

can you plot that on a graph for me>?


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: My quandary [Re: Jim]
    #3615052 - 01/11/05 11:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

let's gather round the carcass of the old deflated beast,
we have seen it through the accolades and rested in it's lea,
syntactic is our elegance, incisive our disease,
the swath endogenous of ourselves will be our quandary,
we've nestled in it's hollow and we've suckled at it's breast,
grandiloquent in attitude, impassioned yet inept,
frivolous gavel our design, ludicrous or threat,
excursive expeditions leave us holding less and less,
so what does it mean?
when we tell ourselves it's only for a while we have been deceived
and it's only for a moment that the treasures of our day
make life easier to complicate,
the treasure thrown away,
I'm so tired of all the fucked up mind
of all the terrorist religions and their bullshit lines,
of all the hand-me-downs from all industrial crimes
and the weeping mothers and those who are led so blind,
from the plastic protests and the hands of time
and the pursuit of mirth and all hating kind.


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: My quandary [Re: Jim]
    #3615060 - 01/11/05 11:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i can plot it in a bowl and smoke some more.


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Re: My quandary [Re: wrestler_az]
    #3615075 - 01/11/05 11:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Incredible pot man :grin:


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Re: My quandary [Re: ImYourSpedFriend]
    #3615108 - 01/12/05 12:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I was watching futurama and it was the one with the new justice league... well in the time it took them to sing the theme song to the new justice league... It took a hella long time to sing, I had read a bunch of posts and flipped through a picture folder... I read and sent a text... I had like super human speed ... or at least I thought I did... Maybe I still doo... Maybe I should see what other super powers I can develop if I smoke another bowl :grin::smile2:

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Re: My quandary [Re: ImYourSpedFriend]
    #3615165 - 01/12/05 12:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

it would be cool to be able to shoot flames out of your ass :grin:


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Re: My quandary [Re: wrestler_az]
    #3615209 - 01/12/05 12:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

God... It took me so long to write this... I couldn't stop laughing...

Flames out of your ass is easy just eats a little mega death hot sauce... you need to call the fire department and the hazmat team when you eat that stuff......

But like xray vision as long as your hella baked would be sooo great...

Or like Meatwad... I want to turn into a meat igloo :grin:

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Re: My quandary [Re: ImYourSpedFriend]
    #3615227 - 01/12/05 12:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You are cordially invited ot my house and you can smoke wherever you want. Don't mind my granny as long as we get her stoned we will be fine !!!!


~~ JJ :gd_icon:


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Re: My quandary [Re: JettaJay]
    #3615268 - 01/12/05 12:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well right on man :smile2::stoned:...... Granny can have some as long as she doesn't screw with the rotation :grin:

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Re: My quandary [Re: ImYourSpedFriend]
    #3615298 - 01/12/05 12:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well she is kinda old but we can educater her ...... puff puff pass ...... puff puff pass ..... puff puff puff ... Hey granny did you jus ttake a 3rd hit ? .... Ummmmm no guys that was my only first . Ok we'll let you slide on it this time. pass finally .... puff puff pass ... puff puff pass .... puff puff puff .... DAMN IT GRANNY. Sorry guys it's gettin kinda blurry and you look like a hamburger. Damn guys I'm hungry. Pass finally ... puff puff pass ... puff puff pass ............


~~ JJ :gd_icon:


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Re: My quandary [Re: JettaJay]
    #3615403 - 01/12/05 12:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

wow I just realized I am really really stoned .... I'm sorry guys


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Re: My quandary [Re: JettaJay]
    #3615439 - 01/12/05 12:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

It's Okay granny's cool in my book... granny smoking herb is great... let me guess its for your arthritis :grin:

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Re: My quandary [Re: ImYourSpedFriend]
    #3615447 - 01/12/05 12:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

shhhhhhhh don't tell anyone


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