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Offlinegyrothepyro
THE GREATNESAPALINAHEEMINIKKI
Registered: 12/14/04
Posts: 22
Loc: AUSTRALIA
Last seen: 11 years, 7 months
ludicrous ramblinghs of an insensitive gnat
    #3595532 - 01/07/05 10:10 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

blink. dwell onst thine occular makeshift raft
floating in the breeze,
a ship a ship, i cannot be,
a naughty tale of crime.
and yet i choose to harangue,
my own little opossum like eyes,
with visions and rivers and pot headed stiles,
that dont have fences to climb.

nahah haraunge,

it seems misspelt,
or sorta squishy, three pounds of felt,
in my head,
a lovely brick,
thrown by your dear hand.

alas, he cries, he always lies,
and tells these tales of woe.

but noone listens,
noone cares,
and they call me a terrorist instead
osama, you fuck, i had no such luck,
to live in a cave with your wives,
instead,
im a bum,
who lives on the street,
with acid tears burning my eyes.
half a cigar,
quarter a butt,
i found in the gutter, all wet.
dont roll me, for ill roll u,
you recieve what you give but yet,
that is not true, ive gave all that i had,
for what?
ridicule and blood.
  :crazy2:ridicule for mud,
my bleeding nose ground into the mud.


damn tax.

why everyones life so empty, is all i ask.
why did we let our future become so bleak?

why are we so gullible,
so spineless and weak,
that we need some facade in command?
controlled by blank faced,
over fed,over paid fat bastards.
the rabbits are breeding like humans
You may choose only one
filthy stinking human race should be deanimated
yay, bugs bunny!!!!
blah blah blah blah...is this rhubarb strudel?
You may choose only one
nein, tis chicken kiev
no, its a stupid moron pie
ichi ni go no rokko.im turning japanese
You may choose many
yes, yes you are.
you have already been turned.
is the walrus for eating too?
i will never agree to killing whales
i will never rest til every stinking cetean is DEAD
who needs seafood anyway?
ah, the great space race.
i have a serious problem and sometimes i feel like ending it all, but i know that i never will, no matter what the psychiatrist tells me.in fact, my psychiatrist is looking at me with this strange glint in its eyes rifght now....i think im working,finally
you are a doodle brain.
i LOVE paw paw
no, i love MANGO
the rattle snake skin, makes a lovely din, and i cant wait, til i get bitten.
no
so will the big water hit me in the head?
You may choose only one
what big water? youre on the wrong side of the ocean
hope it washes you out to sea to DIE
will you love me tender?
You may choose only one
ill roast you till your tender, then yes, i will love you.
i prefer mcdonalds
just who was Nikola Tesla??
You may choose many
a madman
the man who invented ac electricity, radio, flourescent lighting,besides various other little interesting machines
who cares?
if only someone had listened to my doctor.
is 20 000 000 volts a safe voltage to play with?
You may choose only one
yes...at the right frequency.
you loony....you get fried like little cinderella did!
why arent i cooked with a flame?
You may choose only one
too much body-fat content.
tis a waste of good heat.
some people like bbq's
You may choose only one
i do
wanna come over?
ah-ha!!! froggie strudel!!!
You may choose only one
mmmm, green sauce.
doh!
how will our grandchildren get to enjoy frog strudel if we eat them all now?
You may choose only one
they wont, they wont even be existant.
frogs are highly unimportant
do you hate me yet?
You may choose only one
doesnt the fact i have a gun pointed at your head explain it?
i love you.you so dumb
some say thirteen is unlucky, whereas its my lucky number....am i mad?
You may choose only one
in tnis day and atge, i am forced to admit that you do have a broken leg.
huh?
when will they come to take me away, away to the funny farm?
You may choose only one
when someone decides to extricate themselves from this poll
they dont do that anymore, you get locked up for being normal these days.
please, make it yesterday
when g.w.bush resigns.(which he wont, hes going to maske a law so that elections are illegal and undemocratic)
is that a lighthouse you're wearing?
You may choose only one
whey youre an observant little sod, arent you?
are you saying i have a head full of rocks?
why do verttical stripes seem so appealing?
You may choose only one
cause they're on YOU shweety-pie
i love woodstock(peanuts)
why does my tv go only one way?
You may choose only one
its on a rotissirie
um, thats actually a radiator, mate....sorry to break it too you like that.
why does my tv no longer work at all?
You may choose only one
because someone drained its coolant.
it has a brick through it because it was brainwashing too many children.(not to mention adults, geriatrics, and small furry marsupials.)
can you hold on til the end?
You may choose only one
phew, my pc almost quit on me just now...
my pc DID freeze on me right now
the end is in sight.....anticipating it yet dearie?
You may choose only one
yes, you suck
no, you suck
can i love you for you little idiot habits that are contagious?
You may choose only one
if you like dog shampoo
i am harry houdini!
why arent i in misery yet?
You may choose only one
no brain, no pain.
you suck!


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WHO IST THERE UPON MY THRONE?
A WITCH A WITCH,
WITH GREEN GREY EYES
EATING ALL MY FRIENDS, THE FLIES.


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Re: ludicrous ramblinghs of an insensitive gnat [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3595583 - 01/07/05 10:18 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

The whole pole is invalidated for lack of a STAL option.


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OfflineAdamist
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Re: ludicrous ramblinghs of an insensitive gnat [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3597445 - 01/08/05 08:24 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Your posts always have content. :thumbup:


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Offlinegyrothepyro
THE GREATNESAPALINAHEEMINIKKI
Registered: 12/14/04
Posts: 22
Loc: AUSTRALIA
Last seen: 11 years, 7 months
poking the rabbits around the moon [Re: Adamist]
    #3605013 - 01/09/05 08:46 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

ah, tis an amazement, SURPRISE!!!!
well, im amazed anyone knows about TESLA.
well, considerring this site, maybe not.

im also surprised that anyone knows about high frequency voltages....get over 10 khz and theyre fine...skin effect...

what concerns me is that noone likes frogs very much(not frenchmen, FROGS), and that people wanna come over to my bbq....

mmm, bbq, all sauted mushies and what not....mmmm

well, yes, content is what makes the world go round....
unlike the local tv guide....actually, the guide has more content than the shows it advertises...

so i resort to my ideal page of choice...

mushery stuff....

if only they where in season over here and i wasnt confined to hobbling around on crutches....

people and the non indicating, illegal u-turning arseholish personalities.

now my mother complains that im not using my intellect...poo on that, what intellect? wheres the joy in being slightly smart when you can see everythings shot to shit?

i wish i had a lobotomy...


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MUCKY MUCKY NICK NONG POH,
WHO IST THERE UPON MY THRONE?
A WITCH A WITCH,
WITH GREEN GREY EYES
EATING ALL MY FRIENDS, THE FLIES.


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Re: poking the rabbits around the moon [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3605342 - 01/09/05 10:26 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

....wtf dude....wtf....:confused:


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