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 jv01626
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 Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! 
#359494 - 07/23/01 03:45 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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GUYS!
My dog (A jack russel terrier) just ate a whole bunch of shrooms that I had stashed in my closet. The dog is freakin out, can't walk straight... REAL fucked up. Doesn't seem sick necessarily, just fucked up.
I fed her a bowl fo sugar water.... does anyone else have any suggestions for helping my little dog out? PLEASE!
Thanks,
Jody
Edited by jv01626 on 07/23/01 04:46 PM.
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 Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626]
#359524 - 07/23/01 04:39 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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first you get a video camera and tape it. then you give it some milk (i think this will calm down its stomach) those sugarcubes are going to make it sick. i bet it wont eat any again : )
i may, fucking drop something natural somewhere and it might grow into another piece of shit like you. i dont recognize any of you fucking people, youre not real, you came ot of comic books.
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 Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: aluminum_can]
#359560 - 07/23/01 06:03 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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AHAHHAH. Your dog should be fine i in a few hours. But definately video tape that shit. I'd put him outside incase he throws up.
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: tom]
#359563 - 07/23/01 06:07 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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uhhh maybe call a vet dumbass
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626]
#359590 - 07/23/01 06:42 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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call a vet you fuckin moron.... i doubt theyd know what to do but they could pump its stomach if you think its gonna kill your dog, i've fed my dog shrooms before and shes turned out fine... but every once in a while she acts like shes chasing a bug and tries to bite it, but theres no bug..... i bet shes enjoying it anyway.... just put the dog outside like that other dude said incase he/she throws up... how much does your dog weigh? if its like 100 lbs, dont worry about it, but if its a chihuaha then worry... but mostly keep your shrooms outta the reach of children and animals you fuckin idiot...
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 Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626]  1
#359649 - 07/23/01 07:59 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Eat the dog
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Damn Trips, that's harsh. For me , even.
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626]
#359671 - 07/23/01 08:46 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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ok, i go along with the others put it outside, and call the vet.
one thing though, when did dogs eating shrooms constitute
cultivation ?
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: nishikkiknee]
#359782 - 07/24/01 12:44 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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thats pretty fucked up... not to mention that some scholars believe these chemicals act as a natural deterrant to ensure survival of certain mushroom species... so technically it is cruelty to animals because unlike your self-reflective ego, your dog can not rationalise the fucked up state it is in...
another point... this state is not called "psilocybe poisoning" for nothing. intoxiation is a type of poisoning! man you are either cruel, fucking stupid as hell, or both!
get that poor animal to a vet and maybe they will tranquilize it... fuck's sake... has the mushroom taught you no respect for nature? people like you should not grow... you should be fucking shot 
just my $0.02
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eh. jodi said it was a jack russel terrier.. when i think terrier i think small dog. what would you tell the vet? "respect for nature" haha you don't mind running around naked, do you? I don't mean it in the way it seems.
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: auto59009]
#359786 - 07/24/01 12:51 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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please dont feed your dogs shrooms, its not like humans, I know someone who tripped their dog a few times, the dog is seriously fucked for life, it continually is doing weird shit, I feel bad for it:(
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why the fuck would you give your dog sugar water? that will only fuel his fucked up behavior.
your are a fucking moron.
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 Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626]
#359952 - 07/24/01 09:50 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did you eat the dog??
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626]
#359953 - 07/24/01 09:51 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did you eat the dog?? Dont tell me that you are using the dog as substrate.
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626]
#359954 - 07/24/01 09:52 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is precisly why I have a cat. Cats are much smarter than dogs. My cat would never eat my shrooms. He prefers catnip.
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 Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: zetek]
#359962 - 07/24/01 10:12 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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My cat would eat it for sure - its fat.. but its all about not letting it do so ...
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626]
#359967 - 07/24/01 10:36 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did you see the movie "Gone with the Smoke" a classic from the 70's i guess. Did you remember what those guys did after their dog eat all the hemp ?
Do the same. ;)
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 Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: MAIA]
#359972 - 07/24/01 10:47 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626]
#360017 - 07/24/01 12:04 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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do you have a rough estimate on the amount of shrooms the dog ate? Definitely call a vet, but by this time the damage is already done and you'll have to ride it out. Not sure if Vets are like real drs and have to keep shit confidential.
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jv01626
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: un0r] 1
#360076 - 07/24/01 01:32 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hey its me.
Thanks for all the "fuck you you idiot" posts. The shrooms were stored in a shoebox in a closet, and the dog somehow got in to them, I SURE AS HELL did not feed them to it.
The dog is doing just fine. It was wierd as fuck for a little while, but now (the next day) it is acting completely normal.
THanks to all that tried to help. And a big FUCK YOU to all of those who flamed.
peace.
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People can be so childish [Re: jv01626]
#360546 - 07/25/01 04:27 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: People can be so childish [Re: Anonymous]
#360566 - 07/25/01 05:48 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Now get a post-mushie fresh shit from the dog and use it to case your next cake!!
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Re: People can be so childish [Re: Zen Peddler]
#360625 - 07/25/01 09:40 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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jesus.. you are not a fuckin Idiot because the dog got into your shrooms.. iv'e seen it happen before.. The reason you got flamed is cause you decided to rely on help from mushroom growers without getting advice of a veterinarian first
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Re: People can be so childish [Re: PlowKing]
#361106 - 07/26/01 01:14 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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hey i don't know who said the fuck you idiot messages were not useful but they sure as hell made me laugh, eventually inspiring me to do some flamin myself heh just fuckin round tho... glad to hear the dog is ok man
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: Zen Peddler]
#14178543 - 03/24/11 08:52 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
bluemeanie said:
Eat the dog<br><br>www.shaman-australis.com/shroom/
LMFAO
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: LSDylan]
#14179030 - 03/24/11 10:14 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Have your dog give you a trip report and share it with us.
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jester1012]
#14179052 - 03/24/11 10:18 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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You couldn't wait 3 months for a decade bump?
Don't fucking bummp old threads!!!!!!!! 
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jester1012]
#14179062 - 03/24/11 10:19 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Kinda glad he did, this shit was freaking hilarious.
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jester1012]
#14179088 - 03/24/11 10:23 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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my bad... i was tripping balls last night and using the search function :P
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: LSDylan]
#14181470 - 03/25/11 11:07 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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why do you spend your time tripping at the shroomery?
first of all, you wont dig anything.
second, why dont you just lay back, listen to music and enjoy the show????
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haha dont worry there was plenty of enjoying the show done last night. that was my first time ever visiting the site while tripping idk i just felt like it i guess.
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: LSDylan]
#14181523 - 03/25/11 11:17 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
djr2150 said:
dont worry there was plenty of enjoying the show done last night.
phew, im glad to hear that.
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fuck the show and the shroomery when ur trippin...
go outside mang
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: LSDylan]
#14181684 - 03/25/11 11:51 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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You think that dog stillQuote:
djr2150 said:
my bad... i was tripping balls last night and using the search function :P
You were searching for trip reports written by dogs?
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: virus1824]
#14182067 - 03/25/11 01:07 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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 Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626]
#24682561 - 10/04/17 02:21 AM (7 years, 5 days ago) |
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Yes sugar is what breaks it down quicker..good lord your all a lil off lol
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About 16 years off?
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: Zen Peddler]
#24682573 - 10/04/17 02:44 AM (7 years, 5 days ago) |
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Quote:
Zen Peddler said:
Eat the dog<br><br>www.shaman-australis.com/shroom/
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jv01626
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626] 5
#27252418 - 03/14/21 12:04 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey I just wanted to update you all: the dog survived, and lived a full life. Passed away 5 years ago.
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626] 1
#27252437 - 03/14/21 12:18 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Best ancient bump ever in shroomey history. Congratulations
Thread delivers
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: bodhisatta]
#27252490 - 03/14/21 12:53 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL loved this
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: woofwoof]
#27252505 - 03/14/21 01:04 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jesus... this thread is prime, old-school Shroomery dumbassery. Every time I go past 15 years orso it's like being at a high school on the wrong side of the tracks.  No shit though Bod: epic bump...
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I just love how OP revived his 20 year old thread with an update from 5 years ago 
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Quote:
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I just love how OP revived his 20 year old thread with an update from 5 years ago
Better late than never. At least now we have closure.
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: NickShade]
#27252714 - 03/14/21 03:53 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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The dog (probably)
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jv01626
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: bodhisatta]
#27252815 - 03/14/21 05:28 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
bodhisatta said:
Best ancient bump ever in shroomey history. Congratulations
Thread delivers
Ancient? Fucking brutal.
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626]
#27252818 - 03/14/21 05:33 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Holy shit, this wins necro of the century
Glad the pup made it through okay!
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Re: Help! My Dog Just Ate Shrooms! [Re: jv01626]
#27252884 - 03/14/21 06:44 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
jv01626 said:
Quote:
bodhisatta said:
Best ancient bump ever in shroomey history. Congratulations
Thread delivers
Ancient? Fucking brutal.
In the scheme of things. A bulletin board style forum website and so far you've made only 46 posts and came back to update a thread thats nearly two decades old.
Like shit is your name still Jody .
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