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Say baby...
    #3585917 - 01/05/05 10:00 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

I remember as it were a meal ago

Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter
May have nestled it?s way into his mighty throat. many a fat alley rat
Had met it?s demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel
Of this awesome prowling machine. truly a wonder of nature this urban
Predator. tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare
Occasion such as this that he did.

She came slidin? down the alleyway like butter drippin? off a hot
Biscuit. the aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
Even the oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spot in those
Days. the sight was beyond belief. many a head snapped for double,
Even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the
Delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were
Known to hang out. they hung in droves. such a multitude of
Masculinity could only be found in one place... and that was
O?malley?s alley. the air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)
But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into
The heart of the alley. she knew what she wanted. she was lookin?
For that stud bull, the he cat. and that was me. tommy the cat is my
Name and I say unto thee...

Say baby do you wanna lay down by me
:syringe: :birthday:


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Re: Say baby... [Re: notapillow]
    #3585922 - 01/05/05 10:01 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!


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GODS.


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Re: Say baby... [Re: Todcasil]
    #3585931 - 01/05/05 10:03 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

that they do :smile:


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Re: Say baby... [Re: notapillow]
    #3585961 - 01/05/05 10:09 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

i had the good fortune of experienceing Odin to his first full length primus album over NYE weekend...

i gave him some tales from teh punchbowl, and like most he thought it was wierd yet he was intrigued :wink:

im gonna send him pork soda and see how he does with that.

:laugh:

peace


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Re: Say baby... [Re: Todcasil]
    #3585974 - 01/05/05 10:12 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

i just put on suck on this :smile:
good jams
good jams :smile:


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Re: Say baby... [Re: notapillow]
    #3585982 - 01/05/05 10:14 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

hehe...

you have tempted me... but i must go with your original selection!

the seas of cheese call my name.


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Re: Say baby... [Re: notapillow]
    #3585991 - 01/05/05 10:15 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

Nice.

Just earlier I was listening to their album Pork Soda.

Probably one of my favorite albums of theirs.


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Re: Say baby... [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3585999 - 01/05/05 10:16 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

the air is getting slippery :smile:


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Re: Say baby... [Re: notapillow]
    #3586015 - 01/05/05 10:19 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

soooo....

youre the guy form the hamburger train....... right?


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Re: Say baby... [Re: Todcasil]
    #3586028 - 01/05/05 10:22 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

i havent listened to primus in like a year and yesterday i just got the urge
man, makes me want to practice my slapping :laugh: :jamming:


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Re: Say baby... [Re: notapillow]
    #3586059 - 01/05/05 10:28 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

makes me want to practice with my hamburger slapping :o


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GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: Say baby... [Re: notapillow]
    #3586237 - 01/05/05 10:59 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

notapillow said:
i havent listened to primus in like a year and yesterday i just got the urge
man, makes me want to practice my slapping :laugh: :jamming:




Makes want to practice my slapping too!
:penis: :whatever: :stonedjerk: :blowjob:


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Re: Say baby... [Re: pantsboy]
    #3586428 - 01/05/05 11:34 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

the first real concert i went to was primus. before that i had only seen small punk shows. i lurve primus.


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Re: Say baby... [Re: danksistah]
    #3588148 - 01/06/05 10:41 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

BUT PRIMUS SUCKS!!!


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GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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