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InvisibleShroomismM
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I just ate shit on a moped
    #3584689 - 01/05/05 05:21 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

well I was cruising in traffic, red light.. slowly coming to a stop.. cue sound of squealing brakes from behind.. WHAP.. hits bike, causing it to lurch forward and falling down with me on it.. so I just went with the flow and rolled off the bike into the street, causing no serious injury save for some road rash in the knees. of course the guy jumps out of his truck more distressed than I am and we rolled over to the side. He offered to take me to the hospital but I said no. I guess I was in mild shock, I just hopped back on the moped and rolled off to work, but the wounds needed attention, so I was already close to work so I went and showed them my blood , then went to analmart and acquired a first aid kit, Score!


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Shroomism]
    #3584708 - 01/05/05 05:24 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Was it a five fingered aquiring?


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Shroomism]
    #3584713 - 01/05/05 05:26 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Ow! My neck, my back, my wallet, my lawyer :grin:...seriously, see how ya feel tomorrow...glad you weren't splatted.


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: vinsue]
    #3584723 - 01/05/05 05:27 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Sounds like you need some TLC. :wink:
You know where to find me. :smirk:

I'm glad it wasn't worse.


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Xionide]
    #3584760 - 01/05/05 05:36 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

nae, t'was a paper currency exchange


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Shroomism]
    #3584792 - 01/05/05 05:43 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Damn dude you need to watch out for those belligerent civilian drivers. They are programmed to wipe out people like us.

Also, stay away from analmart. They are watching you!  :ooo:


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Shroomism]
    #3584805 - 01/05/05 05:45 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

man if you had only done a sweet ass ninja back flip at the last moment you would have been ok

live an learn i guess.


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Adamist]
    #3584810 - 01/05/05 05:46 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

yeah I know.. dude said his cell phone rang but we really know the truth..
I stay away from analmart as much as I can.. but it sucks me in.. help!

guri- I did a roll into the street that's why I only scraped knees instead of smashing my head or something


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Shroomism]
    #3584813 - 01/05/05 05:47 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Whoa. did you eat shit on my scooter? Or yours?

Oh goodness...


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3584828 - 01/05/05 05:49 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

yours! weee!!
I'm ok though.. and it appears to be ok too. still driving fine..a few scratches.
In the end all is well


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Shroomism]
    #3584840 - 01/05/05 05:51 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Oh my...

Haha yeah. that bitch has definitely taken a beating.

Uhh, I have a headache. Sorry about your wreck. I am glad to hear that you are alright.


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3584871 - 01/05/05 05:57 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Hope you feel OK tomorrow.


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Shroomism]
    #3584884 - 01/05/05 06:01 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

what is ANALMART?

walmart?


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Rebirtha]
    #3585076 - 01/05/05 06:31 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Dude you should have pressed charges or some shit. I know not much happened to you but think about the next poor defenseless sap that gets mowed down by this beligerant asshole. They might not be so lucky.


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Xionide]
    #3585109 - 01/05/05 06:36 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I think most people learn their lesson after they actually hit someone.


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Shroomism]
    #3585171 - 01/05/05 06:50 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

dude... you ate shit?


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: OJK]
    #3585197 - 01/05/05 06:54 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Odiumjunkie said:
dude... you ate shit?




On a scooter.


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: Xionide]
    #3585217 - 01/05/05 06:57 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I don't care if it's on a scooter, a motorbike, a unicycle or a fucking fighter jet, eating shit is not cool.

Shroomism should know better.


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: OJK]
    #3585412 - 01/05/05 07:43 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Not in this forum :grin:


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Re: I just ate shit on a moped [Re: vinsue]
    #3585488 - 01/05/05 07:59 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Damn, as if riding a moped wasn't gay enough without eating shit while you do it. :laugh:


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