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Offlinelonestar2004
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woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home.
    #3574576 - 01/03/05 11:41 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

a women is fighting city hall to issue her a permit to run a colon cleansing service out of her home. http://www.local6.com/news/4040904/detail.html

she invested two years and roughly 40,000 dollars on her home business, which focuses on removing waste from the large intestine by injecting water into the colon where it loosens and softens waste. the water is injected through the rectum.


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Re: woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home. [Re: lonestar2004]
    #3574577 - 01/03/05 11:42 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

when colon cleansing is outlawed......

only outlaws will clean your colon!!!!


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Re: woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home. [Re: lonestar2004]
    #3574590 - 01/03/05 11:49 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I'm not a big fan of single use zoning so I say fuck the city council.

Multiuse zoning creates communities. Single use zoning creates subdivisions, malls, strip malls, Car sales Rd., all in all just more dependence on the automobile.


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Re: woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home. [Re: lonestar2004]
    #3574642 - 01/03/05 12:20 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I dunno... bullshit "alternative medicine" practices should at least come with a warning.


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Re: woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home. [Re: Phluck]
    #3574785 - 01/03/05 01:22 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

taoists have long believed in bowel cleansing as a way
to maintain good levels of positive chi and reducing negative
energies.


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Re: woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home. [Re: afoaf]
    #3574837 - 01/03/05 01:38 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

and to kleen up befor butt sex


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Re: woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home. [Re: afoaf]
    #3574898 - 01/03/05 02:02 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Oh, well if the taoists do it, it must make sense.


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Re: woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home. [Re: lonestar2004]
    #3575142 - 01/03/05 03:35 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

lonestar2004 said:
when colon cleansing is outlawed......

only outlaws will clean your colon!!!!




FREE THE PEOPLE!


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Re: woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home. [Re: Phluck]
    #3575219 - 01/03/05 04:19 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

hai!


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Re: woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home. [Re: Phluck]
    #3579220 - 01/04/05 01:53 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Phluck said:
I dunno... bullshit "alternative medicine" practices should at least come with a warning.




i dont think this is "alternative science"

it sounds to me like this woman is giving enemas for money?!?!?!

you can go to a pharmacist and buy an enema contraption that shoots water up your butt, and for cheaper (probably) than what she charges.


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Re: woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home. [Re: MrBump]
    #3579246 - 01/04/05 02:00 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

$40,000 worth of equipment??? i would think all you need is a garden hose and a bucket.


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Re: woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home. [Re: lonestar2004]
    #3579259 - 01/04/05 02:02 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

> $40,000 worth of equipment???

Where do you see the word "equipment"? She spent $40,000 on her business, not on equipment for her business... big difference.


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Re: woman wants to cleanse Colons in her home. [Re: Seuss]
    #3579306 - 01/04/05 02:13 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

OK she INVESTED $40,000 in her business. you can get a fleet enema from walmart for $1.99. just trying to save her $39,998 dollars.


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America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership.

Americans deserve better

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