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DONT EVER DO THIS !
    #3568043 - 01/01/05 01:45 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

SO i woke up this morning and decided that i was hungry. I checked the fridge and spotted a bowl with foil wrapped over it. I opened it and discovered that it was a boiled egg. Yum. I took it out of the bowl and continuded to shell it. After i got it shelled, i placed it into the microwave to warm it up a bit (big mistake). After about a minute on MED i took it out. I got a plate and a bottle of water, placed the egg on the plate, and went and got a butter knife. I started to cut the egg in half when.....BLAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING EGG EXPLOADED AND SENT BOILED EGG ALL OVER MY ROOM ! I had to spend an hour cleaning it up...and i still smell it.  :mad: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:


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Re: DONT EVER DO THIS ! [Re: TYL3R]
    #3568046 - 01/01/05 01:46 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: DONT EVER DO THIS ! [Re: TYL3R]
    #3568047 - 01/01/05 01:47 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

hahahaha, I knew that was going to happen


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Re: DONT EVER DO THIS ! [Re: Adom]
    #3568051 - 01/01/05 01:50 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Well, it is a good thing you didn't bite into it....    :eek:


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Re: DONT EVER DO THIS ! [Re: TYL3R]
    #3568052 - 01/01/05 01:50 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

that's awesome! I've gotta try that sometime... haha


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Re: DONT EVER DO THIS ! [Re: Adom]
    #3568054 - 01/01/05 01:51 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Dam exploding eggs!


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Re: DONT EVER DO THIS ! [Re: Ripple]
    #3568058 - 01/01/05 01:52 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

lol i laugh now...


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Re: DONT EVER DO THIS ! [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #3568063 - 01/01/05 01:53 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

No. That would make this 20 x's as funny.


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Re: DONT EVER DO THIS ! [Re: Adom]
    #3568065 - 01/01/05 01:54 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

huh ?


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Re: DONT EVER DO THIS ! [Re: TYL3R]
    #3568067 - 01/01/05 01:55 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

had it exploded as you bit into it.


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AHH [Re: Ripple]
    #3568073 - 01/01/05 01:57 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

omg ! that wouldve........i cant think of it...


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Re: AHH [Re: TYL3R]
    #3568090 - 01/01/05 02:03 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

That would have left egg on your face for sure....    :smirk:  More insult to injury....

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