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OfflineKenny7822
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Loc: MA, USA
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Wizard Hat
    #3537734 - 12/23/04 10:23 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Just thought you all would enjoy this, I know I got a good laugh out of it.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

http://www.bash.org/?104383

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OfflineCrestfallen
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 324
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
Re: Wizard Hat [Re: Kenny7822]
    #3537746 - 12/23/04 10:29 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

YES !


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Offlinedelta9
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Registered: 10/28/04
Posts: 5,390
Loc: California
Last seen: 13 years, 5 months
Re: Wizard Hat [Re: Crestfallen]
    #3537757 - 12/23/04 10:33 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

... I swear you guys are on the end of the internet curve, or something.  Then again, maybe old things are destined to be brought up again and again on forums all over the internet?  Oh well, can't complain about the "classics".  :thumbup: bloodninja :thumbup:

( a few more texts by bloodninja [they're all over the place] )


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Invisibleivi
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Registered: 01/30/03
Posts: 9,089
Re: Wizard Hat [Re: Kenny7822]
    #3537928 - 12/23/04 11:46 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

*puts on robe and wizard hat*


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Offlinekadakuda
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Registered: 05/21/04
Posts: 7,048
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Last seen: 6 years, 2 months
Re: Wizard Hat [Re: Kenny7822]
    #3537934 - 12/23/04 11:51 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

i dotn get it...are they serious? this one of those phonesex things?

that guys a pretty funny geek.


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OfflineCrestfallen
some kindasomethin'

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 324
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
Re: Wizard Hat [Re: kadakuda]
    #3537939 - 12/23/04 11:54 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Its an AIM cybersex convo. I know its been around for awhile, but I think its still hilarious.


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InvisibleThin White Duke
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Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 51,530
Re: Wizard Hat [Re: Crestfallen]
    #3538254 - 12/24/04 06:02 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

This is funny.

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