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Damn Am I Lazy
    #3535866 - 12/23/04 02:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Well, today, (about 20 minutes ago) I donned my canadian-surplus long johns, 2 pairs of socks, some snowpants, a sweater and a big puffy jacket and ventured outdoors. The snow on the ground and the snow still falling through the air created an uncomprehendable glaze of pure whiteness. I stepped down and towards my car which now resembled a car made of ice... Just before I began the debocle of a ritual known as shoveling your driveway, I heard a young voice. I turned an saw something a-kin to a elf covered in 13 layers of clothes. This young child informed me that, for the low low price of $15(CDN) he would offer his services as a professional snow-shoveler. Lazy As I am I gratiously accepted this offer and am Now cozily sitting inside my house, watching this kid struggle with pieces of snow that probably weigh more then him.

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Re: Damn Am I Lazy [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3535877 - 12/23/04 02:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hahahaha... you are helping the economy :smile:

Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

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Re: Damn Am I Lazy [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3536220 - 12/23/04 04:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you sure do write alot for being lazy... but twas a good story :smile:

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Re: Damn Am I Lazy [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3536231 - 12/23/04 04:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Be sure to wish him merry Christmas! :smile:


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Re: Damn Am I Lazy [Re: ivi]
    #3536400 - 12/23/04 05:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i be he's gonna buy drugs with that $15.....i know i would :wink:

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