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Offlinetomk
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War on christmas
    #3535768 - 12/23/04 02:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

So the religious rights new deal is that those who say "Happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" are doing so to prosecute christians. It's a was pitting the secular humanists against the christians, and the fascist secular humanists are forcing their will on the majority by using "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas".

So, in the christmas spirit, I'm going to propose a holiday greeting that will keep the focus on christ yet be acceptable to secular humanists:

"Merry Christmas, May Jesus Motherfucking Christ bless you."


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: War on christmas [Re: tomk]
    #3535820 - 12/23/04 02:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Merry Commercialist Festive Holiday!


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Re: War on christmas [Re: tomk]
    #3535841 - 12/23/04 02:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

"Merry Christmas, May Jesus Motherfucking Christ bless you."




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Re: War on christmas [Re: Vvellum]
    #3535874 - 12/23/04 02:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Merry Motherfucking christmas motherfucker


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Re: War on christmas [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3536494 - 12/23/04 05:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Jesus-Christ, have a Merry fucking Christmas :jesus: bitches!


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Re: War on christmas [Re: tomk]
    #3536539 - 12/23/04 06:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Jesus Fucking Mary Magdalane :doggystyle:


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Re: War on christmas [Re: Adamist]
    #3537696 - 12/24/04 12:07 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Have a Merry Chistma-Holi-Kwanzika


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Re: War on christmas [Re: tomk]
    #3538184 - 12/24/04 05:57 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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So the religious rights new deal is that those who say "Happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" are doing so to prosecute christians.




Good. It's about time somebody started prosecuting them after the murderous spree they've been on for the last millennium or so. Oh and peace on earth and all that.


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Re: War on christmas [Re: koppie]
    #5109184 - 12/26/05 11:45 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

happy festivus! :mushroom2:


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Re: War on christmas [Re: tomk]
    #5109235 - 12/27/05 12:01 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

i HATE the religous right!


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: War on christmas [Re: matto97]
    #5109250 - 12/27/05 12:03 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Holy shit. Can't believe I posted that last year. What was I thinking?!

Hope everyones solstice celebration of Saturnalia was fun, food, drink, and drug filled!

Or if you were falsely celebrating the birth of JC, get it right bitches! He was born in September!


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Re: War on christmas [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5109283 - 12/27/05 12:09 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Christmas isnt christian anymore. it is american.

it hasnt been christian since coca-cola bought santa clause.... atleast.

but wtf? i dont say either. What is this urge to say it? does it really have a purpose?
what happened to "hello" and "see ya"? why are those suddenly obsolete at the end of the year?
I dont tell people to have a "Merry Thursday", or "have a happy July".

also.... fuck you (addressed to whomever) if you dont accept my merry greeting, i was trying to be nice and cordial and didn't wish to get into a religious debate over how I word my farewell.


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Re: War on christmas [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5109322 - 12/27/05 12:14 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

It's just part of the whole conspiracy perpetrated on the American people to divide us and pit us against each other on as many issues as possible. No matter how trivial and stupid they may seem.


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Re: War on christmas [Re: tomk]
    #5109353 - 12/27/05 12:20 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Happy Kwanzaa, everyone!


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Re: War on christmas [Re: Silversoul]
    #5109361 - 12/27/05 12:23 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

kwanzaa is just sooooo.... 94.


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Re: War on christmas [Re: tomk]
    #5109544 - 12/27/05 01:08 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Happy Holidays isnt killing Christmas - it's the commericialization. It's Santa. If the rightwingers who are up in arms over this shit had any sense, they'd realize this.

I never understood those Christians who celebrate Santa Claus and teach their children that crap. They should teach them Christmas is the birth of Jesus PERIOD - not the holiday of some mythical fatguy who brings you toys.


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Re: War on christmas [Re: matto97]
    #5109628 - 12/27/05 01:30 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

matto97 said:
happy festivus! :mushroom2:




festivus for the rest of us


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