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Invisiblefee
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what should I do? please help
    #3529591 - 12/22/04 12:21 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

well my friend meet this girl and brought her over to my place he just meet her
well she was not being friendly to him at all
well she works at the local cumbies and had to go thier for work
well I went down thier to get a 6 pack and she was focused on my while I told her about my friend.
Well my friend is a player and I told her this
she was giving me those eyes ( of course she has beutiful eyes anyway)
what should I do?
I am drunk NOW
She is at work until the morning
should I go thier and flirt it up or what?????
she said she wanted to come to a christmas party at my house
to me thats a good sign
what do you guys think?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: fee]
    #3529598 - 12/22/04 12:22 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Go for it  :thumbup:


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: Ravus]
    #3529606 - 12/22/04 12:24 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

i wouldn't do it to a friend, but if he is a player, then he is a dick to women so do it! she deserves better.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: Ravus]
    #3529608 - 12/22/04 12:24 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Balls To The Wall!


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Invisiblefee
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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: Ravus]
    #3529610 - 12/22/04 12:24 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

in what kind of way?
now while im drunk or another time?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: Ravus]
    #3529615 - 12/22/04 12:24 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

arnt you maried??


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Invisiblefee
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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: notapillow]
    #3529620 - 12/22/04 12:25 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

no im single


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: fee]
    #3529632 - 12/22/04 12:27 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

oh i could have sworn you had a wife who also posted befor
hmmm maybe i was thinking of somone else


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: notapillow]
    #3529639 - 12/22/04 12:28 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

not while you are drunk. how would you get there? drink and drive? bad idea.

wait till you are sober and think about it... this doesnt really apply but its a good quote:

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep
your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemmingway


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: notapillow]
    #3529648 - 12/22/04 12:30 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

no I had a gf that posted on here but no more its been 6 months
I have a couple pics of her if you want but thats a diffent thread



WHAT SHOULD I DO
wait out the girl thing out
or go down thier drunk and try to hit on her???
please help me guys


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: fee]
    #3529659 - 12/22/04 12:33 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:blowjob: :penis:


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: fee]
    #3529660 - 12/22/04 12:33 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

wait it out man... if she's sober she will not be impressed by your drunken state. if she really is a good catch than she is not going to sleep with you tonight anyways. sleep on it. act tomorrow.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: Jim]
    #3529677 - 12/22/04 12:37 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

ya but the thing is I dont know how to get ahold of her

and good call is im drunk and she is sober not a good thing thanks


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: fee]
    #3529683 - 12/22/04 12:38 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

you know where she freaking works einstein.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: Jim]
    #3529715 - 12/22/04 12:44 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)




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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3529832 - 12/22/04 01:04 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

that friend just came over and he said he would put in a good word for me but hes a player and I cant trust that
im walking down thier in 10 minutes
do you think my chances are good?????


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: fee]
    #3529858 - 12/22/04 01:10 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

do you smell like liquor?

If yes, Then go for it!

tell her her tits are like beutiful melons

but then say the only way youll date her

is if she losses some weight :thumbup:


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: fee]
    #3529860 - 12/22/04 01:10 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

just buy some smokes and don't hit on her... make casual conversation if any... you are drunk... don't say words like 'fuck', 'shit', 'pussy', etc...

maybe invite her to stop over sometime... don't make a date... leave it open, as if to be saying 'see you later'.

i would not trust your friend. he only cares about getting his dick damp...

i still wouldn't go down there.

just wait man.

it's not like she's going to be fucking someone else tonight instead of you...

patience.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: Jim]
    #3529867 - 12/22/04 01:11 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

GratefulJim said:


it's not like she's going to be fucking someone else tonight instead of you...






You'd be surprised how fast I could get on a pane just for the chance of some pussey


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Re: what should I do? please help [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3529874 - 12/22/04 01:13 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

anyways.....

fee just relax... you seem desperate. you do not want to come off as desperate. you want to come off as confident, but not cocky. just wait.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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