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Twirling
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Getting a phonecall from work/school when you're high
#3529271 - 12/21/04 08:39 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh god I hate this. It's happened to me twice in the past week.
First it was my English teacher, explaining what essay my final exam was going to be based off of. Tonight I got a call from my "boss" (who is a real cool guy, although wouldn't have any idea I was high) who talked about some various things.
The whole time my inner monologue is going
"Oh god this has to end."
"Wait, I should concentrate on what they're saying so that I can keep up with the conversation."
"BWHAHAHAHA, look at how serious they're taking life, if they only knew! They have no fucking clue I'm cracking up inside."
"Wait, I should concentrate on what they're saying so that I can keep up with the conversation."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's hilarious that my English teacher is one of those people who will switch from speaking English to Spanish. It's weird how she'll be talking about something I understand and then completely switch. Oh man, I just got a mental image of that..... BWHAHAHA!!! How absurd. Look at how serious they're taking life, if they only knew!"
"Wait, I should concentrate on what they're saying so that I can keep up with the conversation."
"THIS NEEDS TO END RIGHT NOW! I don?t know how much longer I can keep up the front! Oh god oh god ohgodohgodohgodohgod?. Wait?. The conversation is ending! YES!..... NO!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU?RE DOG!!! I WANT TO EXPLORE INNER SPACE AND ENJOY THIS!!!?
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Moonshoe
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Re: Getting a phonecall from work/school when you're high [Re: Twirling]
#3529295 - 12/21/04 08:48 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol yeah its funny. i was on shrooms once when my dad, who employs me as his secretary , phoned me from a business trip
"dan! i need you to dig up the file titeld morden collegiate doc. from the wwc file in the hard drive under documents and settings, then attach that to an email from wendy blah blah in my outlook folder and forward it to this person, this person and this person, ok?"
"yeah sure dad no problem"
i was tripping hard and I DID IT! in your face.
another time my math teacher who i HATE and who hates me phoned me in the evening to tell me not to forget my calculator tommorow. i hung up on her. crazy bitch lol
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HeavyToilet
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Re: Getting a phonecall from work/school when you're high [Re: Twirling]
#3529345 - 12/21/04 09:02 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hah, yeah dude, I know exactly what you mean.
Ganja makes your mind have such a weird fucking thought process. Funny shit.
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Its Pat
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Re: Getting a phonecall from work/school when you're high [Re: Twirling]
#3529476 - 12/21/04 09:53 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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That is funny shit, just don't let it get to you!
For instance ever since I started going back to college from 1997 till 2003 I never went to class not stoned. And come to think of it I never went to work, or interview for that matter, not stoned. Most people just don't believe I smoke weed.
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kadakuda
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Re: Getting a phonecall from work/school when you're high [Re: Twirling]
#3529486 - 12/21/04 09:55 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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little 3rd person perspective goin on eh?
i got that with a job interview. they called when me and a bud were onthe deck having a party of 2, luckily i had already accepted a job that day. its cool when you can jsut shoot the shit without any worries.
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