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InvisibleKrishna
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stupid drug tests...
    #3529229 - 12/21/04 10:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

so, i had to take a drug test last friday... long story (search through the pub if you are really interested) - but anyway... i call my P.O. today to make sure it was negative (i haven't smoked in about 1.5 months, so i wasn't too worried) and he tells me "well it's negative, but it raised a flag for possible tainting." i asked him what he meant and he first started asking me if i had tried to flush out my system by drinking a lot of water. i told him that i do drink a lot of water, but not just on the day of my test - every day, because i feel a lot healthier if i have 8-10 big glasses a day. so i asked him what caused the "flag" to come up, and he tells me that i had low levels of creatinine in my piss. well, no shit! i haven't eaten meat in years!!! now i have to go and take another freaking test tomorrow (and guess whose gotta pay for it?) - and i'm sure that my creatinine levels won't be any higher, because i still haven't eaten any meat!  gahhh... i'll have to go tomorrow morning to explain to this guy that if you don't eat meat, you will have much lower levels of creatinine, and that their tests should reflect this.

sorry to rant and rave... i just have to keep telling myself "2 weeks and you're out of this country.... 2 weeks and you're out of this country..."

:rasta:


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Re: stupid drug tests... [Re: Krishna]
    #3529236 - 12/21/04 10:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

  Yeah no one should have to submit to pissing in a cup so some fuckers can test it. Fuck drug testing.  :thumbdown:


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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: stupid drug tests... [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3529244 - 12/21/04 10:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

especially when the crime wasn't related to any illicit drug-use, only alcohol. stupid ass laws.... :frown:


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Re: stupid drug tests... [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3529245 - 12/21/04 10:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

thats shity


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Re: stupid drug tests... [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3529275 - 12/21/04 10:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Wow, that sucks ass. I had trouble urinating into a cup unless I drank a lot of water. It's such bullshit how they make you go through that extent.


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Re: stupid drug tests... [Re: Krishna]
    #3529298 - 12/21/04 10:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I just found out that my "future" employer{demolition contractor..WTF??) does testing.I told my old lady to hide my stash{and I had such a good crop this year :sad:} It's gonna be like "30 days in the hole"  Thank God for beer!


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Re: stupid drug tests... [Re: vinsue]
    #3529320 - 12/21/04 10:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Judging people by the contents of their bodily waste......don't these mother fuckers know how retarded that is?


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Re: stupid drug tests... [Re: vinsue]
    #3529323 - 12/21/04 10:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yeah i was onna get a job just answering phones
and they wanted weekly tests for some resson :wtf:
screw that


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