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OfflinePhluck
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Parents found my pot plant!
    #3528527 - 12/21/04 06:53 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

So I came home for the holidays, and I brought a tiny little pot plant that I had in my apartment so that it wouldn't die. I was going to drop it off at my friend's apartment before I got home, but I didn't have a chance to until this afternoon.

But when my dad came home, he told me that they'd seen it... he then said he wasn't sure if it was legal or not right now, but that if it wasn't he didn't want it here. I told him it was already at my friend's house, and he was fine with that. He even thought the whole thing was pretty funny.

Phew... close one.


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: Phluck]
    #3528538 - 12/21/04 06:59 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

wow when my rents found my stashes back in the day youd know when you got home because smoke would be comming out the chimney and they whole neeighborhood smelled like some fresh green :smile:
ever pick a quarter o weed outtaa the ashes :smile: its fun


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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: Phluck]
    #3528559 - 12/21/04 07:07 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

lucky lucky!


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3528562 - 12/21/04 07:07 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Tell 'em its a baby tomato plant !! :lol:























j/k


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: Phluck]
    #3528606 - 12/21/04 07:18 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

close call for sure.. I was almost more retarded then you one time.. I had some baby seedlings sitting out in my backyard WAY too long..

Clearly pot shaped leaves had developed..

I ended up destroying them, until I can figure out a better plan


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3528619 - 12/21/04 07:24 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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2Experimental said:
close call for sure.. I was almost more retarded then you one time.. I had some baby seedlings sitting out in my backyard WAY too long..

Clearly pot shaped leaves had developed..

I ended up destroying them, until I can figure out a better plan




:lol:
I had a small planter with 36 cells that all had seedlings in them sitting in my garden out front. I was gonna go plant them with a friend at some remote spot near his house. But the day before my parents found them and had a long talk with me. I somehow managed to convince them that they were "bonsai" plants and I did not know what kind because I "got the seeds from a friend." They told me to toss them, 'cause they weren't that dumb! :lol:


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: DNKYD]
    #3528642 - 12/21/04 07:29 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

hahaha, bonsai plant.. Nice cover story :smile: :rolleyes:


anyways, ANYONE can pretty much reconize the bladed pointy leaves of a pot plant, you shoulda known your story would not work



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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3528658 - 12/21/04 07:34 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

They only had 1 set of 3 leaves, so it wasn't as easy to distinguish. Either way, I just nonchalantly, while eating my bowl of Fruity Pebbles, replied "They're bonsai plants" when they asked "what are those plants in the garden?" I didn't want to come out and say "yes mom and dad, I am growing pot in our garden, but only for another day until I plant them in a remote location..."


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: DNKYD]
    #3528702 - 12/21/04 07:49 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
"yes mom and dad, I am growing pot in our garden, but only for another day until I plant them in a remote location..."



:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3528734 - 12/21/04 07:56 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

like six years ago I had a few cases of live salvia plants sent to me... unfortunatly the company automatically sent it to my billing address, which at the time was my parents house because I hadn't changed it yet to my new addy. Well, my father typed me up like a 5 page report on the dangers of salvia divinorum. in retrospect it is funny that he spent that much time typing away at it. I did lose a couple hundred dollars worth of stuff.


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: Jim]
    #3528763 - 12/21/04 08:05 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Luckily my parents haven't found my stash or paraphernalia yet, I'm really careful about where I keep my stuff.


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: Kenny7822]
    #3528999 - 12/21/04 09:20 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

dang, all your parent suck... when i took off for the gathering a couple years ago, i had my mom pick the mushrooms that were still coming up in my first casings....  :lol:


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: Phychotron]
    #3529011 - 12/21/04 09:23 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

oh, and the funnier part, was when i called home, she was like "when are these going to stop coming up? i'm getting tired of picking them ever day" and i was thinkin maybe a small amount would be there, like she was just bitching, cause the second flush was picked the day before i left, so i came home to like, an ounce.... all dried and ready... :grin:


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: Phluck]
    #3529131 - 12/21/04 09:50 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i thought i was a real cocky SOB in high school so i thru some seeds into my parents' "garden" (about as many weeds as there were plants/flowers in there)

the ganj grew over 2 months and i thought no one had noticed. until one day my neighbor made some sly comment to me about the herbs in the garden or something like that. he told me he was gonna tell my parents if i didnt rip them out, so i did....before anything had a chance to bud :frown:


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: Phychotron]
    #3529428 - 12/21/04 11:37 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

My mum is cool like that too; I got her to waft my cakes while I was away and she did a fine job. She also doesn't seem to mind my Salvia plant and the constant pot smoke, although I haven't managed to get her high just yet.. maybe this christmas lol.

In my opinion it's better to tell your parents what you are doing, espcially if you are doing something illegal on their property because that is definatly not fair on them. Although no doubt some parents won't listen to any reasonable explanation because everyone knows Drugs are Bad!!!


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: Phluck]
    #3529436 - 12/21/04 11:39 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I have a few seeds... I haven't really found a place to plant them, and I should probably wait till spring and not winter huh? :tongue:


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: Phychotron]
    #3529497 - 12/21/04 11:58 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Phychotron said:
dang, all your parent suck... when i took off for the gathering a couple years ago, i had my mom pick the mushrooms that were still coming up in my first casings....  :lol:




my parents were chill...  they let me tour at an early age... they let me smoke pot and never bitched about it...  they only bitched about drinking.  i think when they researched the salvia it scared them a bit.  they were not aware of the worlds that i live in.


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3529540 - 12/22/04 12:09 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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I have a few seeds... I haven't really found a place to plant them, and I should probably wait till spring and not winter huh? :tongue:




ya, summer seems like a more suitable climate :wink:


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: DF2K]
    #3529581 - 12/22/04 12:19 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I was on a walk with my mom and found some shaggy manes (choice edible mushrooms) and picked them.

She was horrified because she thought they were 'funny mushrooms.'

My family can be so stupid. They are the type of people who never let ignorance about something stop them from having an opinion of it.


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Re: Parents found my pot plant! [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3529584 - 12/22/04 12:20 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

do what everyone does and plant them in teh clearcuts behind shawnigan....all over around victoria is tons of great places for outdoor :smile:  our more recent summer suns have been producing some extra fine budd lately :wink:

i would say your one lucky dood phluck.


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