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Offlinegyrothepyro
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HAIRY CHRUSTLEMAS AND A FLAPPY NUDE QUEER!!!!
    #3526551 - 12/21/04 04:41 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

the meaning of the residue is a lenticular matter, perused by none.i am one of those that lingers, a sense of destiny in my nose.particulate matters for me to absolve and quench thineself if you may.
when my canine leaves residue on the surface, indeed the exact area i am keening for a purchase on, i fall, slip, doggy did wht i hate.
so returns the sense of doom, gloom is in my fuel again.
i ran on water for a mile....if jesus can run on water, why not my car?maybe if i had a car toi run on, it my appear insubstantial right now, but wait three weeks...your kidneys are beginning to quail, the stork has an eyeful of grit...
please polish me , my dear. :crazy2:
are you a witch?
You may choose only one
in your bedroom.
under the eaves.
surrender?
You may choose only one
die
live
credit card?
You may choose only one
yes
debt free and loving it
is a mobile your communication of choice?
You may choose only one
yuppie
nigel no friends
why is the moon so high?
You may choose only one
stoned
antigravity and the grand unified theory.
why is the moon so low?
You may choose only one
downers
stoned
can you read my mind?
You may choose only one
is it blue?
why cant you just let me open those lil' love locks? hey? listen punk, im not sick....you are though.
was my mind worth reading?
You may choose only one
no.
no.no.no
why am i so dumb?
You may choose only one
drugs.
lack of foreplay
should i feel inadequate,or is it my false teeth?
You may choose only one
definitely the false teeth.
you have false teeth?WOW!
why do my fake teeth hurt more than my remaining ones?
You may choose only one
see above
what ,am i the friendly orthodontist AND shrink?
why is 36 questions too many?
You may choose only one
cause i gotta answer them
cause you gotta make them up?
am i ever going to islam?
You may choose only one
no
allah is GUT!!!!
ten reasons for not being in the taliban?
You may choose only one
food,t.v.arni schwarzeneggerwomen,hips, boobies, sex, drugs, ability to fly kites.guns are bad.
i AM OSAMA!!!!
who am i?
You may choose only one
a git.
OSAMA THE BIN LADEN!!!!
would you cry me a river if i said i coulnt swim??
You may choose only one
yes, drown you little tear inducing doo doo
what? and waste all thart water in this time of drought?
ever cried a glacier?
You may choose only one
when in antarctica i pretended to.
its not as bqad as blood.
whos ten in the head?
You may choose only one
mEEEE
what setten?
why did they blink 1 8 2?
You may choose only one
rabies
conjunctivitus
the required number is missing....explain.
You may choose only one
huh?
hey, is this the way to vegas?
is this really obnly twenty one?
You may choose only one
yes
yes
are you a good reader?
You may choose only one
yes.
duh,duh go bunghum
will i get warned for these questions?
You may choose only one
probably not.
am i hitler reincarnated as a ferret?
would you hit me with a jeep if you had the chance?
You may choose only one
definitely.
as long as you pay the damage bill
ever taken illicit substances for a dare?
You may choose only one
hoy hoy!!!
ahoy there yee landlubbers!
ever performed an eye transplant on your guinea pigs?
You may choose only one
only once, as a small child
no, but i did with my great grannie
why cant i have a hamster?
You may choose only one
cause youll eat it.
bcuz you are in australia.
i found the idea of a stallion very strange....your thoughts?
You may choose only one
too cute, show my a tiger for zest.
how dare you insult beautiful animals such as my darling stallion?
do you like stallions?
You may choose only one
only big ones.
sicko...alarms are going off already
some weird girls like srtallions.
You may choose only one
good on em...or in em.
dirty beasts...sign me up
i must be a gnome.are all gnomes ugly virgins?
You may choose only one
yes.
only when they look like a donkey like me
why arent i ugly?
You may choose only one
cause im a donkey
because i eat a good diet
who called ice "ice"?
You may choose only one
some freak in istanbul
some freaking pom
was that vaniulla ice?
You may choose only one
no, twas sorta cinnamony.
die, rap hop nit twit
vanilla ice stole which iconic bands song?
You may choose only one
under pressure
ice ice baby
like eminem rips of aerosmith...does anyone else share my hatred for eminemienimenem?
You may choose only one
die slim shady
my pirhanas cant even stomach that white trash


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MUCKY MUCKY NICK NONG POH,
WHO IST THERE UPON MY THRONE?
A WITCH A WITCH,
WITH GREEN GREY EYES
EATING ALL MY FRIENDS, THE FLIES.


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Re: HAIRY CHRUSTLEMAS AND A FLAPPY NUDE QUEER!!!! [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3526791 - 12/21/04 08:32 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

HaHa.......er......ha...... :pennydrop:


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Re: HAIRY CHRUSTLEMAS AND A FLAPPY NUDE QUEER!!!! [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3526880 - 12/21/04 09:17 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

yes :shrug:


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Re: HAIRY CHRUSTLEMAS AND A FLAPPY NUDE QUEER!!!! [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3527924 - 12/21/04 03:26 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

That's the best post I've read in awhile. 5 shrooms for you.


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Offlinegyrothepyro
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Registered: 12/14/04
Posts: 22
Loc: AUSTRALIA
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month
Re: HAIRY CHRUSTLEMAS AND A FLAPPY NUDE QUEER!!!! [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3545348 - 12/26/04 09:25 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

gyrothepyro said:
the meaning of the residue is a lenticular matter, perused by none.i am one of those that lingers, a sense of destiny in my nose.particulate matters for me to absolve and quench thineself if you may.
when my canine leaves residue on the surface, indeed the exact area i am keening for a purchase on, i fall, slip, doggy did wht i hate.
so returns the sense of doom, gloom is in my fuel again.
i ran on water for a mile....if jesus can run on water, why not my car?maybe if i had a car toi run on, it my appear insubstantial right now, but wait three weeks...your kidneys are beginning to quail, the stork has an eyeful of grit...
please polish me , my dear. :crazy2:




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MUCKY MUCKY NICK NONG POH,
WHO IST THERE UPON MY THRONE?
A WITCH A WITCH,
WITH GREEN GREY EYES
EATING ALL MY FRIENDS, THE FLIES.


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Offlinegyrothepyro
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Registered: 12/14/04
Posts: 22
Loc: AUSTRALIA
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month
Re: HAIRY CHRUSTLEMAS AND A FLAPPY NUDE QUEER!!!! [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3545372 - 12/26/04 09:29 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

this was a meaningful foray into disorganized squid droppings.i never realized the questions i asked were so fuckin funny....or was it the answers? i cant recall, my brain ndribbl;ed out through the hole i tore in my sphincter. :cool:
if i had a duck, and you had a turkey, do you reckon we could tie them together to get a turkuck?
You may choose many
give up uyou FOOLISH FOOL!


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MUCKY MUCKY NICK NONG POH,
WHO IST THERE UPON MY THRONE?
A WITCH A WITCH,
WITH GREEN GREY EYES
EATING ALL MY FRIENDS, THE FLIES.


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Re: HAIRY CHRUSTLEMAS AND A FLAPPY NUDE QUEER!!!! *DELETED* [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3545385 - 12/26/04 09:32 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: HAIRY CHRUSTLEMAS AND A FLAPPY NUDE QUEER!!!! [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3545438 - 12/26/04 09:45 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Hey bro `bout time you arrived ...
I want to take this opportunity to introduce Paws youngest brother ...
Hes a lot more whacked out than i could ever be...if you can believe that  :thumbup:


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Come to Paw Paws place there will be no sleeping tonight

Eric just wants to catch reds ..
Don?t look back, don?t look back
He?s right on your trail
Don?t look back, don?t look back
He?s just a step away from hell
WDYWFM?


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Re: HAIRY CHRUSTLEMAS AND A FLAPPY NUDE QUEER!!!! [Re: ricochet]
    #3545442 - 12/26/04 09:46 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ricochet said:
you do realize you won't be able to keep up the quality of your posts. you'll either become normal or unfunny (yes) and people will call you a sell-out. you should probably stop posting soon and go out on top.



He never gets un-funny  :smirk:


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Come to Paw Paws place there will be no sleeping tonight

Eric just wants to catch reds ..
Don?t look back, don?t look back
He?s right on your trail
Don?t look back, don?t look back
He?s just a step away from hell
WDYWFM?


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Re: HAIRY CHRUSTLEMAS AND A FLAPPY NUDE QUEER!!!! [Re: PawPaw]
    #3545443 - 12/26/04 09:46 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

bravo  :handth:


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Re: HAIRY CHRUSTLEMAS AND A FLAPPY NUDE QUEER!!!! [Re: gdman]
    #3545455 - 12/26/04 09:49 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Its true ...there goes our neighborhood :smirk:


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Come to Paw Paws place there will be no sleeping tonight

Eric just wants to catch reds ..
Don?t look back, don?t look back
He?s right on your trail
Don?t look back, don?t look back
He?s just a step away from hell
WDYWFM?


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Re: HAIRY CHRUSTLEMAS AND A FLAPPY NUDE QUEER!!!! *DELETED* [Re: PawPaw]
    #3545465 - 12/26/04 09:50 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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Offlinegyrothepyro
THE GREATNESAPALINAHEEMINIKKI
Registered: 12/14/04
Posts: 22
Loc: AUSTRALIA
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month
screwballs in a regular sort of way [Re: ricochet]
    #3563055 - 12/30/04 11:02 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

righte o!!!! who ever said i was attempting the possible?
there he was, a monkey, picking his bumhole, when the fly asked him...ARE you A fool ssIR? to which i replied.only if you are a small pesky tick like creature.
WELLL.
the converstaions between flies on the wall and monkeys are not to be endured...(maybe i lost something in the translation though)
tell me, if the fly on the wall had REALLY seen anything of interest, dont you think hed have told someone? maybe thats what he was doing when i swatted him....all the fbi and all the Criminals In Action couldnt kill this dude,
like he was only on a dialysis machine, with four wives and an uncountable array of children, and you couldnt find him? you are a failure in the eyes of mohammed.
my neighbour.

wish i had a shroom.
wish wish wish
if wishes wre onions, i still wouldnt cry...
either for the loss of a good wish or onion juice often has that effect.
affect? effect?
enquiry? inquiry"?
sometimes i enquire as to the state opf my mental well being....
its good.
but bland

as some one said, a long time ago, im becoming normal
maybe its time for a new poll....of 7864 questions.....with 12 answers each....
me thinks not....i may be curious, but im not a cat(yet)and i dont want to die as soon as i become one...

all animalls are curios....
four legs(i got four eyes!)sorta fishlike me, then.

right, thats nenough for now, the turkeys are gettin me downn
running across my lawn....chasing me to my room...
did you know turkeys and peacocks are really the same thing?just dont tell that to women who wear peacock feather ear-rings.....take someones word for it...not mone, im not the advisory board.
if i was id have weapons of mass apprehension at my disposal


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MUCKY MUCKY NICK NONG POH,
WHO IST THERE UPON MY THRONE?
A WITCH A WITCH,
WITH GREEN GREY EYES
EATING ALL MY FRIENDS, THE FLIES.


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Offlinegyrothepyro
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i thought i was a screw ball?i apoligise for the tomfoolery i am about to plagiarise. [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3590163 - 01/06/05 08:11 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

right-e-o again...
a small titbit for youy all too study and make you think "maybe the people running this world are madder than some guy in australia"
it goes a little like this:

(please do your best to comprehend.;-)

THE USA PATRIOT ACT 2001
section 220
"nationwide service of search warrants for electronic evidence"

(a)IN GENERAL-Chapter 121 of title 18,United States Code,is amended-

(1)in section 2703,by striking 'under the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure' every place it appears and inserting 'using the procedures described in the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure by a court with jurisdiction over the offence under investigation'; and

(2)in section 2711-

(A)in paragraph (1), by striking 'and';

(B)in paragraph (2),by striking the period and inserting'; and'; and

(C) by inserting at the end of the following:

(3)the term 'court of competent jurisdiction' has the meaning assigned by section 3217, and includes any 'Federal court within that definition,without geographic limitation.'

(b)CONFORMING AMENDMENT-section 2703(d) of title 18, United States Code, is amended by striking 'described in section 3127(2)(A)

everyone understand all of that?

so basically, by writing what i just wrote, i may have allowed myself to become a known 'anti-patriot' of the USA
which means george.w.bush will have tabs on me.
which means theres a surveillance satellite tracking me right at this moment.

paranoia?

maybe.

but that bullshit i just quoted is one of your laws.
which is scary

because over here in australia, lil' johnny howard's doing his best to be just like his hero, g.w.bush.

which means my house can be raided without a warrant, and searched without me even knowing so.
which is unlikely.
cause i have a photographic memory, and i also have nothing of any interest in my home,except rubbish.
not that it matters.
im still a threat to 'freedom',and the country that 'promotes freedom'

like hell i am.


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MUCKY MUCKY NICK NONG POH,
WHO IST THERE UPON MY THRONE?
A WITCH A WITCH,
WITH GREEN GREY EYES
EATING ALL MY FRIENDS, THE FLIES.


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Re: i thought i was a screw ball?i apoligise for the tomfoolery i am about to plagiarise. [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3590223 - 01/06/05 08:20 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

you're a terrorist.


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Offlinegyrothepyro
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Registered: 12/14/04
Posts: 22
Loc: AUSTRALIA
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month
Excuse me? IM a TERRORIST? [Re: ricochet]
    #3595346 - 01/07/05 09:24 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

well.
now ive heard them all.
i just want to live a life where im free to speak my mind.
ive never hurrt anyone in my life.
life is too precious for that.
what i have a problem with is a loss of freedom, a loss of choice, the fact that someone is always stickin their nose where thewy shouldnt.
what i have a problem with is thick headed morons.
uneducated fools who think they know everything.
i know nothing, and im happy to admit that.
but i do know that humanity is like a disease, and what happens to diseases like smallpox, etc?

THEY ARE ERADICATED.

and how is this accomplished?

easily.

a disease infects its host.
the host gets ill, then eventually, dies.

then what does the disease do?

it also dies.

im sick of polluted water.

im sick of smelling exhaust fumes.

im sick of powerr lines(find out about a man called nikola tesla)

im sick of wanna be gangster dickflops pulling guns on people.

i just want to live happily.

not fearfully.

not lookingover my shpoulder to make sure im not about to be mugged.

and so whgat doesd my government do?

takes my money, and gives me nought in return.
no roads.
no health care.
an obsession with making bombs and using them against p[eoiple of a different colour.

if i had courage, id kill myself.

but im a woose.

so ill stop ranting and just go back to clutching my knees to my chest,sitting in the corner, rocking back and forth and mumbling insanities.

blah.

not funny.

and maybe just a little too normal for my own liking.


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MUCKY MUCKY NICK NONG POH,
WHO IST THERE UPON MY THRONE?
A WITCH A WITCH,
WITH GREEN GREY EYES
EATING ALL MY FRIENDS, THE FLIES.


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Re: Excuse me? IM a TERRORIST? *DELETED* [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3595408 - 01/07/05 09:46 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Offlinegyrothepyro
THE GREATNESAPALINAHEEMINIKKI
Registered: 12/14/04
Posts: 22
Loc: AUSTRALIA
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month
ewgh, hookers [Re: ricochet]
    #3604938 - 01/09/05 08:28 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

ah, the netherlands....shame about the whores with syphilis...better in Nzud, methinks....where else can i escape tyrannical persecutors of freedom?


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MUCKY MUCKY NICK NONG POH,
WHO IST THERE UPON MY THRONE?
A WITCH A WITCH,
WITH GREEN GREY EYES
EATING ALL MY FRIENDS, THE FLIES.


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THE GREATNESAPALINAHEEMINIKKI
Registered: 12/14/04
Posts: 22
Loc: AUSTRALIA
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month
what the eefigy? [Re: gyrothepyro]
    #3624776 - 01/13/05 08:41 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

the efa bee eye, they surveilling me now...yeehah dee ha!!!!


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MUCKY MUCKY NICK NONG POH,
WHO IST THERE UPON MY THRONE?
A WITCH A WITCH,
WITH GREEN GREY EYES
EATING ALL MY FRIENDS, THE FLIES.


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