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OfflineReject
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I think he wanted to buttsechs me
    #3522995 - 12/20/04 02:40 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Okay... so work today... was a little odd.
I work at a national chain electronics store, primarily in the standard tube televisions.
An old guy who I had never seen in the store before, asked someone else specifically if I could help him out. I was helped this guy pick out a TV, Magnavox 20", very basic, small television... I had to do a price adjustment on it, and place a hold on the TV for him to come by and pick up later, because he said he had a 2 seater car that he did not think it would fit into. After all was said and done there, he started up to the front of the store, and I went off to help another customer.

so then he comes back a few minutes later and asks if I will measure the front seat of his car for him so that he can see if the box will fit in there... so I measure it, tell him it will fit, and move the TV to the front of the store, send him to a register and go on with my day for the second time.

then, a few minutes later, he came back and asked if I could help load it into his car, he mentioned the entire time that he has a bad back and cannot lift anything. I told him there were people at the front door to help him with that, so he leaves again and I don't think anything about it.

Later that day, I hear one of my supervisors calling out name across the aisles, and when I find him, he hands me the phone, which is odd, I have never recieved a phone call at work. It's the guy calling me up saying he is having trouble hooking his TV up and asked if I could come by after work to hook it up for him... he was willing to pay.

This is a 20" Magnavox TV, all he is hooking it up to is cable, and plugging it in. I'm certain even a blind man could figure it out if you gave him long enough. So my only thought is, he wanted to sexor me up...


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: Reject]
    #3523008 - 12/20/04 02:42 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I'm from KY too.
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I know this has absolutely nothing to do with our post sooooooo
BUMP


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: Reject]
    #3523014 - 12/20/04 02:43 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

EWWWWWWWWW


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: Reject]
    #3523019 - 12/20/04 02:44 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

ya, that guy wanted your cock.


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: SmokeyMcpot]
    #3523021 - 12/20/04 02:44 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

t'was my thought


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: Reject]
    #3523042 - 12/20/04 02:49 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

just fuck his old ass
this most likely is his last christmas


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: joe666]
    #3523056 - 12/20/04 02:51 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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joe666 said:
just fuck his old ass
this most likely is his last christmas




I posted this on another forum, and they were trying to convince me I needed to work my way into his will...


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: Reject]
    #3523057 - 12/20/04 02:51 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

or maybe he was wanting to present his to you?

thats kind of disturbing....your last name aint on your tag is it?


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: Reject]
    #3523059 - 12/20/04 02:52 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

did you have a manager named Jon that recently transfered to washington?


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: Turd]
    #3523077 - 12/20/04 02:55 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

How recent? I don't know of any jon that just transfered... but maybe...


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: kadakuda]
    #3523081 - 12/20/04 02:56 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

no, only first


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: Reject]
    #3523087 - 12/20/04 02:57 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

he said he would pay! wow. go for it... what's the worst that could happen... :blowjob:


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: Turd]
    #3523094 - 12/20/04 02:59 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

well I also work at a national chain electronics store up here in wa, and we just got a new manager tranfer from kentucky

big ol fat guy..... Jon..... yah


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: Reject]
    #3523121 - 12/20/04 03:04 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

he wanted your skin,
like the guy in silence of the lambs...


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: 40oz]
    #3523128 - 12/20/04 03:06 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

LOL.

put the lotion in the fucking basket!


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me *DELETED* [Re: MrBump]
    #3523194 - 12/20/04 03:25 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: ricochet]
    #3523400 - 12/20/04 06:38 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm with joe666 on this one. have him get some of his old friends over, and you can have a lemonparty with them. once his Viagra kicks in he'll be ready to go for a few hours. also, you might get to meet his family for Christmas and fuck his 12-year-old granddaughter.




LOL! Seems like a good plan to me!  :rolleyes:


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Re: I think he wanted to buttsechs me [Re: joe666]
    #3523574 - 12/20/04 09:40 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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joe666 said:
just fuck his old ass
this most likely is his last christmas




Nice advice Joe :wink:

Thats why I miss you when your not around!


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