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biglo
Shroomery BabySitter
Registered: 11/22/02
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X-mas/B-day Bitches and Bastards Rejoice!
#3516265 - 12/18/04 03:22 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just wanted to bring into light a sad fact of life many people don't realize about, except for people that know all to well about it. Yes, you the people with birthdays near christmas. I as a fellow member with a birthday two days before christmas feel your pain. Having a birthday near christmas plain sucks. Not only are you suseptible to the combo gift, you also feel cheated later in the year when you have not a damn thing to look forward to. This love-hate relationship also hurts because other people are doing stuff with their families during these days, leaving your birthday party as a sham and a shame. The loneliness haunts you and makes you as cold and bitter as a 10 degree night. You try to look in the mirror and pretend people like you, and realize that you aren't important enough for them to see you. But my fellow sufferers, we find joy in the holidays, celebrating the waste of electricity on lights, the smell of gasoline in the frigid air, and pleasure while watching others suffer at the hands of winter misery and blackened snow drifts. We harken that our births occured during the most miserable time of year, and try to pass on this gift of dissapointment throughout the entire year! Thank god we're surrounded by family this time of year, otherwise we'd off ourselves and everyone with us this time of year. But there's nothing like an excuse to drink and pass out from hormone injected turkey to save our collective asses. Capricorns know what's up.
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nerdcam
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Re: X-mas/B-day Bitches and Bastards Rejoice! [Re: biglo]
#3516536 - 12/18/04 07:39 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gotta love my August birthday!
Early happy birthday and christmas to you though!
Rich
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Phychotron
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Re: X-mas/B-day Bitches and Bastards Rejoice! [Re: nerdcam]
#3516731 - 12/18/04 09:34 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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yea, i'm june 21st.. almost exactly half way..
-------------------- On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where. They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. Only the foolish fear the inevitable.
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dobinky
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Re: X-mas/B-day Bitches and Bastards Rejoice! [Re: biglo]
#3516791 - 12/18/04 10:03 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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i feel for ya biglo... few days after xmas....its depressing....i think i had 1 or 2 parties as a little kid....everyone busy for holidays...
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Shroom_Herder
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Re: X-mas/B-day Bitches and Bastards Rejoice! [Re: dobinky]
#3516860 - 12/18/04 10:35 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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My bday is in december...
the 11th....
it's okay... Ive never had a "combo gift"
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DazedSol
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Re: X-mas/B-day Bitches and Bastards Rejoice! [Re: biglo]
#3516980 - 12/18/04 11:30 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol
I feel ya,...... my b-day is the day after x-mas :P
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Jim
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Re: X-mas/B-day Bitches and Bastards Rejoice! [Re: DazedSol]
#3516996 - 12/18/04 11:38 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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poor bastards! Happy Birthday to you all!!!
I dont believe in christ, so no merry christmas.
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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