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This is a little story that is quite amusing. Enjoy!
A servant says to his king - The harvest has been contaminated by a fungus, ergot (which is what LSD is made of). Those that will eat it will become mad. - Well then, the people need to be warned so that they don't eat any, says the king. - But, the servant answers, there is nothing else to eat and if we don't give them this contaminated food, they will die of hunger and revolt. - Well then, we will give them the contaminated food, and us, we will draw our food from the sain cereal reserve, says the king. - But, the servant answers, if everybody is mad and we are the only ones to be normal, then it is us that will be perceived as being mad. The king gives it a little thought, and then says: - Well, we don't have a choice. We will also have to eat the contaminated food just like the rest of the people. But, he adds, we will leave a mark on our foreface to make sure that we remember we have gone mad.