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OfflineChingChong
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    #3513095 - 12/17/04 10:25 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Those little bastards, trying to act like their so innocent.  I wake up this morning and what do I find, a piss soaked hacky sack that leaked all over my wallet and other items.  When I find which one of them little bastards did it, annihilation will occur destroying all their "I peed on your stuff but I'm a cat so its okay" attitudes.  Run little kitty run :devil:muuaahhahhaha.


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Re: cats [Re: ChingChong]
    #3513101 - 12/17/04 10:27 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

I think cats are great

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Re: cats [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #3513103 - 12/17/04 10:28 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Especially the maneki neko :smile2:


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Re: cats [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #3513105 - 12/17/04 10:28 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Phumfeinz said:
I think cats are great




me too, but that is a funny as hell story.

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Re: cats [Re: ChingChong]
    #3513108 - 12/17/04 10:29 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

One of my parents cats pissed on one of my shirts once..luckily it was an undershirt, and I excused the cat because it had a bladder infection

But still, that's fucked!


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Re: cats [Re: ChingChong]
    #3513113 - 12/17/04 10:30 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

one of my cats knocked my catus off the table last night,but which one's guilty?


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Re: cats [Re: vinsue]
    #3513129 - 12/17/04 10:33 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: cats [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3513158 - 12/17/04 10:41 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, of course the trouble is that most cat owners have more than one, and so we never know which to blame. The result is that cats can fuck shit up all day long and get away with it.

But they're great :smile:.

I wonder if the habit of people getting more than one cat is part of the cat's overall plan?

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Re: cats [Re: Openminded]
    #3513165 - 12/17/04 10:43 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Probably. They look lonely and then the owners think "awwwWWWWW... he needs a playmate!"

"score!" said the cat, "now I can fuck this place UP!"


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Re: cats [Re: Openminded]
    #3513167 - 12/17/04 10:43 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Hi

My cats are little bastards, they piss and shit everywhere, including my girlfriends boots, my college bag, my pillows, sleep on my brand new fucking TFT monitor that I haven't set up yet, piss me off right royally...

But I still love em :smile:

Rich


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Re: cats [Re: lukeboots]
    #3513178 - 12/17/04 10:46 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

jonnywax said:
Probably. They look lonely and then the owners think "awwwWWWWW... he needs a playmate!"

"score!" said the cat, "now I can fuck this place UP!"



exactly


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Re: cats [Re: ChingChong]
    #3513194 - 12/17/04 10:52 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Sneaky little fuckers.

CAT PIC CONTEST!!! Who has the cutest cat..? I bet I do, I'll go and get a photo....

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Re: cats [Re: Openminded]
    #3513211 - 12/17/04 10:56 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: cats [Re: Openminded]
    #3513243 - 12/17/04 11:07 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah, of course the trouble is that most cat owners have more than one, and so we never know which to blame. The result is that cats can fuck shit up all day long and get away with it.

But they're great :smile:.

I wonder if the habit of people getting more than one cat is part of the cat's overall plan?




reminds me of men and women.

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Re: cats [Re: ChingChong]
    #3513277 - 12/17/04 11:15 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Meeeooowww!!



I love cats. I have three overall.

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Re: cats [Re: MOTH]
    #3513289 - 12/17/04 11:20 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Great picture :smile:

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Re: cats [Re: Openminded]
    #3513517 - 12/17/04 12:19 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

    or      "blinky" was born with only one eye. :sad:


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Re: cats [Re: vinsue]
    #3513567 - 12/17/04 12:30 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

snots is pretty cute

(thats not his humongus testacle, just a ball :lol:)


that's cute kitty, didnt get a close up, but her name says it all

but by far, skelator is the most hansome cat



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Re: cats [Re: Phychotron]
    #3513597 - 12/17/04 12:38 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Wow, Skelator is FUCKING HANSOME!

I had to wait for my batteries to charge, now I can go and get a pic of my cat. Looks like there's some stiff competition!

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Re: cats [Re: Openminded]
    #3513662 - 12/17/04 12:55 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

You guys should check www.mycathatesyou.com It is funny as shit, all pictures of cats gone wild.

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