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GoaM
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Synthetic Urine with Heat activator
#3512420 - 12/17/04 05:38 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hey! Anybody use this stuff? A supe just told me about it. Anybody use it successfully and what brand is good? I wanna be a stoner again damnit! Fuck. Who has used this shit successfully?
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Zepplin
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Re: Synthetic Urine with Heat activator [Re: GoaM]
#3512424 - 12/17/04 05:40 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ewwwwwww!!!!!
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GoaM
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Re: Synthetic Urine with Heat activator [Re: Zepplin]
#3512492 - 12/17/04 06:52 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sigh. This is the sort of thing I'm talking about.
http://www.clearchoiceofny.com/quickfix.html
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Vvellum
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Re: Synthetic Urine with Heat activator [Re: GoaM]
#3513766 - 12/17/04 01:24 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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it works the only pisstest method that is foolproof.
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Dankman
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Re: Synthetic Urine with Heat activator [Re: Vvellum]
#3515649 - 12/17/04 11:28 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quick Fix is a good brand.
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GoaM
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Re: Synthetic Urine with Heat activator [Re: Dankman]
#3519711 - 12/19/04 06:39 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thanks alot. I'm gonna smoke again! Maybe I can give up being a sixpack a day alcoholic now. Or maybe NOT. haha. Thanks.
Peace.
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Jim
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Re: Synthetic Urine with Heat activator [Re: GoaM]
#3519951 - 12/19/04 10:04 AM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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that only works in unsupervised tests. if its supervised, you need to get one with a fake schlong if you are a guy. my PO used to stare at mine while I peed.
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Irijes
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Re: Synthetic Urine with Heat activator [Re: Dankman]
#3521461 - 12/19/04 05:32 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dankman said: Quick Fix is a good brand.
It is made by a company called Spectrum Lab. It has a 200% money back guarantee. It about 35 bucks and it has a warming pad with it. If you know that they are going to send the urine to an outside lab for testing then you can get Urine Luck it's cheaper. It's an additive you put in your urine. It takes 90 minutes to take effect. So only use if they are not dipping it immediately.
If it's for a job it's a good idea because they don't watch you piss. They would have to pay someone to do that and no company is going to pay for that. If it's for probation or something then you are paying for the test so someone will stand and watch you.
Ahh... the benefits of working at a smokeshop.
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Re: Synthetic Urine with Heat activator [Re: Irijes]
#3521651 - 12/19/04 06:23 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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i got a kit that includes freeze dried urine and an iv bag. You mix the urine with warm water fill the iv bag with it and tape a hand warmer to the bag. You then tape the bag under your arm pit and run the tube under your shirt and into your crotch. Seems to work good except that it sometimes makes a gurguling noise that is a dead give away that somthing isnt right. Because of that noise I never used the kit. Probably will be ok unless your taking a military/probation piss test where they make you do it in the same room as the observer. Luckily I tested this at home before using it for real.
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Jim
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Re: Synthetic Urine with Heat activator [Re: ShroomyMcPot]
#3522779 - 12/19/04 11:36 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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you could put the piss in a plastic bag and seal it with a heat sealer. then at the test rip a corner and squeeze it. no gurgling sound.
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