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I shot Jesus Christ in the forehead!!!
    #3489905 - 12/13/04 08:05 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

...at a Christian's house. I was over at a birthday party and the little girl got one of those dart guns with the suction cups, so I grabbed it and did my worst to the pic of Jesus on their wall. LOL

And when I pulled the trigger, I said a prayer that it would stick..

...AND HALLELUJIA, IT DID!! Stuck right above his right eye!

See? Proof that God answers prayer properly uttered! :lol:


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Re: I shot Jesus Christ in the forehead!!! [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3489931 - 12/13/04 08:17 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

:oogle: :what: :cuckoo:


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Re: I shot Jesus Christ in the forehead!!! [Re: blink]
    #3489940 - 12/13/04 08:21 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Guess ya had to be there...


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Re: I shot Jesus Christ in the forehead!!! [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3489943 - 12/13/04 08:22 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Lightningfractal said:
Guess ya had to be there...




:laugh: guess so :smile:


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Re: I shot Jesus Christ in the forehead!!! [Re: blink]
    #3489952 - 12/13/04 08:28 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

It was the look on the Christian dude's face when I did it that was the best thing. He looked at me like I farted in Church. LOL

And that old school pic of jesus makes him look just too damned serious, and he even looks bored.

You know the pic, the one that has just his face, and he is staring off into space?


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