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OfflineBaby_Hitler
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"Never do two illegal things at the same time."
    #3479371 - 12/11/04 12:40 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Has anyone ever heard this before?

I can't remember if this is an old stoner adage, or if I just made it up.


Either way it's good advice.


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #3479378 - 12/11/04 12:42 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Definitly, if your trasporting a large amount of drugs in a car, don't be drunk/speeding/smoking etc.


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #3479396 - 12/11/04 12:46 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Ah so that's why I always get caught trying to sell crack to infants while running from a bank robbery.


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: gdman]
    #3479409 - 12/11/04 12:48 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

damn i do this all the time well actuallyt no no I dont ha im a good boy...MUAHAHAHA


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: ShroomFan]
    #3479418 - 12/11/04 12:51 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Does smoking pot while cheating on your wife still fine?

.fs.


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: fIsh in my head]
    #3479433 - 12/11/04 12:53 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

That's ok... :smile: :smile: :smile:


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: fIsh in my head]
    #3479829 - 12/11/04 02:01 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Yes, there is no cross tolerance for criminal/civil matters.


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #3479917 - 12/11/04 02:14 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Doing two underage girls at the same time... does that count as one illegal thing, or two at the same time?


But yeah, I've heard that one before. My friend's dad always use to say that if you're going to drive stoned, wear a seatbelt, don't drive wrecklessly and obey all traffic laws.


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: DNKYD]
    #3480456 - 12/11/04 04:25 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I think two underage girls would cancel eachother out and thus you'd be doing nothing illegal.


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #3480490 - 12/11/04 04:36 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I am in a similar circumstance, I will keep you all informed,,,,....


Edited by skunk78395 (12/11/04 04:38 AM)


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: RunDMT]
    #3480530 - 12/11/04 04:52 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

RunDMT said:
Ah so that's why I always get caught trying to sell crack to infants while running from a bank robbery.




Shit, that's the problem?


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: pshawny]
    #3480690 - 12/11/04 06:18 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

pshawny said:
I think two underage girls would cancel eachother out and thus you'd be doing nothing illegal.




i like the way you think :grin:


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #3480864 - 12/11/04 08:46 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Well speaking as an old stoner .......................I don't remember


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Re: "Never do two illegal things at the same time." [Re: Ripple]
    #3480908 - 12/11/04 09:18 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

does that include not mixing 2 drugs together?
:frown:
thatd suck :o


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