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OfflineMindzpore
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: LaughingJim]
    #4484781 - 08/02/05 09:29 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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LaughingJim said:
If I miss a day, I do it twice the next time... Same with stop signs!

Translation ... Days to Age...

Males...
0 = 48, married to ugly chick that puts out a lot
1 = 38, married to hot chick, but he looses the sex argument
2 = 28, single and playin'
3 = 23, single and too busy to get away from PS2
4 = 20, girlfriend puts out a lot, but this fills my time
5 = 18, girlfriend is bi, and PS2 is broken
6 = 17, both girlfriends put out a lot, and PS2 works fine... these were done before dinner
7 = 16, "Green Day", "All By Myself"
8 = 15, 7 days a week, and twice on friday
9 = All ages, Keep trying, you'll finish at least once this week!
10+ = Impossible without the aid of a toy... or your right arm is twice teh size of your left...

Females
0 = 50, All done
1 = 40, Second wind, hubby still thinks he finished you that week
2 = 30, married, hubby still thinks he finished you that week, so did the gardener...
3 = 25, Damn, girl... leave her man alone!
4 = 20, you must work at a strip club... I don't think those times count!
5 = 18, single, playing the field, and still can't get an "O"
6 = 16, Every day except sunday
7 = 15, I should be thrown in jail just for writing this!
8 = None, unless you count "Dry-Humping" your cell phone.
25+ = 25, Hot chick with a tight camel-toe at a strip club... Don't think those times count eather!




i just switch hands back and forth and they get tired.


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Offlinemrmadnessrises
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Mindzpore]
    #4504793 - 08/06/05 07:41 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

to much, lol i have a steady girfriend and i have sex way to much but even after i still masturbate just to get to sleep... 10 times a week atleast im honest i know half these people arent :wink:


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: mrmadnessrises]
    #4510254 - 08/08/05 11:40 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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mrmadnessrises said:
to much, lol i have a steady girfriend and i have sex way to much but even after i still masturbate just to get to sleep... 10 times a week atleast im honest i know half these people arent :wink:




Same with me, but probably only 6 times or so a week.


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Invisiblemianfei
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Mindzpore]
    #16150581 - 04/28/12 09:53 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I masturbate all the time, and on many occasions it has had me kicked out of shops and libraries. I will admit that I have been marginally improved in my ability to control the urge to masturbate when in public, but I always have fear of being seen with my hands down my pants in a public place.

Much of my tendency to masturbate is for titillation pure and simple: masturbating I have always felt to make me focus more on extremely imaginative stories like people flying or being able to live for long periods without food and water.


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InvisibleGumby
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: mianfei]
    #16151286 - 04/28/12 01:40 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

You replied to a 6 year old thread about jacking off. Congrats to you, sir.

:tard:


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OfflineJadecrayon
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #16958882 - 10/03/12 01:20 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

18% of ladies don't masturbate? Ya'll are missing out.


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Jadecrayon]
    #16961027 - 10/03/12 06:48 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

i do it 3-4 times a day or i'd be humping trees , fire hydrants, anything with curves


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: mapleleafmarijuana]
    #16962978 - 10/04/12 12:10 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

so apparently i posted here 7 years ago lol

idk 3 times a week or so ?

uh .. i happen to be a nerd with a girlfriend :awetongue:


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InvisibleNiffla
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Gumby]
    #16970008 - 10/05/12 05:00 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
You replied to a 6 year old thread about jacking off. Congrats to you, sir.

:tard:




Lmfao


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OfflineShiVersblood
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Niffla]
    #20917094 - 12/02/14 01:17 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

3 a day


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OfflineTheExperience
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: ShroomOmatic]
    #22060583 - 08/07/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Dude right there with you xD


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OfflineKenneth
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TheExperience]
    #22183709 - 09/03/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lol holy shit alot of these threads are old


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OfflineDavesTrippy
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Kenneth]
    #22303623 - 09/28/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

21+


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