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Offlinethegnomeking
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: ShroomOmatic]
    #3503356 - 12/15/04 11:59 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I put 7 but that's kind of an estimation, it varies from week to week, depends mainly on how busy I am, and how much real girly lovin I'm gettin, sometimes I'll only do it 2 or 3 times a week, other times I might do it 4 times in a day...... why the fuck am I sharing this with all of you?


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OfflineLaughingJim
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: thegnomeking]
    #3536785 - 12/23/04 05:29 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

If I miss a day, I do it twice the next time... Same with stop signs!

Translation ... Days to Age...

Males...
0 = 48, married to ugly chick that puts out a lot
1 = 38, married to hot chick, but he looses the sex argument
2 = 28, single and playin'
3 = 23, single and too busy to get away from PS2
4 = 20, girlfriend puts out a lot, but this fills my time
5 = 18, girlfriend is bi, and PS2 is broken
6 = 17, both girlfriends put out a lot, and PS2 works fine... these were done before dinner
7 = 16, "Green Day", "All By Myself"
8 = 15, 7 days a week, and twice on friday
9 = All ages, Keep trying, you'll finish at least once this week!
10+ = Impossible without the aid of a toy... or your right arm is twice teh size of your left...

Females
0 = 50, All done
1 = 40, Second wind, hubby still thinks he finished you that week
2 = 30, married, hubby still thinks he finished you that week, so did the gardener...
3 = 25, Damn, girl... leave her man alone!
4 = 20, you must work at a strip club... I don't think those times count!
5 = 18, single, playing the field, and still can't get an "O"
6 = 16, Every day except sunday
7 = 15, I should be thrown in jail just for writing this!
8 = None, unless you count "Dry-Humping" your cell phone.
25+ = 25, Hot chick with a tight camel-toe at a strip club... Don't think those times count eather!


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #3539703 - 12/24/04 03:27 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

21+ of unless I am with a woman....then I dont need to jack it...masturbating more makes your sex drive a lot more I think...but I can say I have done it even more to the point of splitting the skin on my dick.... :rolleyes:


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InvisibleGumby
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Skunk420]
    #3541466 - 12/25/04 02:55 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

skunk78395 said:
but I can say I have done it even more to the point of splitting the skin on my dick.... :rolleyes:




Lubricant and lotion.


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Offlinesos
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Gumby]
    #3541491 - 12/25/04 03:12 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

every 15 of the hour


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: sos]
    #3541857 - 12/25/04 09:48 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Yup looks like I'm on the high end of the poll. :ooo:


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Invisiblemrhowdy
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: BitterPill]
    #3543439 - 12/25/04 11:51 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

i like your chart laughingjim. very accurate


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: mrhowdy]
    #3550439 - 12/27/04 09:07 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I spent minutes doing research for that one!


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: LaughingJim]
    #3550444 - 12/27/04 09:08 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Would have been quicker, but I had to stop and crank one out!...

That took at least three minutes off my study time!


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: LaughingJim]
    #3580156 - 01/04/05 03:36 PM (19 years, 28 days ago)

I would like to masturbate much much more often, but I have an annoyingly low sex drive and can't get turned on enough to enjoy it as frequently as I'd like to. I think I can attribute that to bad health, something i'm working on. Drinking lots of ginger tea seems to get things moving right, so I think i'll get back on that stuff.


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Offlineliman
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: NiamhNyx]
    #4376289 - 07/06/05 03:28 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

hoho i see


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OfflineMUSHVROOM
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: liman]
    #4377618 - 07/06/05 09:09 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, I jerk it once a week to release the tension.


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: MUSHVROOM]
    #4382902 - 07/08/05 04:48 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Usually once every 3-4 days, but sometimes I intentionally "go for records" of not jacking of for long periods of time. Then it feels really, really good, when I get high and jack off after all that time.


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OfflineMrMolotov
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: int]
    #4385413 - 07/08/05 10:02 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

usually 7 a week but lately i dunno its been like 2 to 4 times a day.
yea having sex over 10 times in an afternoon is not something i would advise unless you have a Calais on your dick. heh


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #4396600 - 07/12/05 04:31 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

This week has been a crazy ass week....i mastubated 17 times in 3 days! i dont know why but I was so horney... I think it was cuz i hadnt done it in over a week cuz ive been so damn busy.


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: EmbracingShadows]
    #4403038 - 07/14/05 10:13 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

wow dude..


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Locus]
    #4431715 - 07/21/05 01:31 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Sometimes up to 4 times in one day, and sometimes go days without doing it.....don't really have a pattern or average.


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: rogue_pixie]
    #4447476 - 07/24/05 04:46 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

4 = 20, you must work at a strip club...

heh 420 :thumbup:

i chose 9, theres usualy a few days where once wasn't enough.


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: EmbracingShadows]
    #4448832 - 07/24/05 10:45 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

EmbracingShadows said:
This week has been a crazy ass week....i mastubated 17 times in 3 days! i dont know why but I was so horney... I think it was cuz i hadnt done it in over a week cuz ive been so damn busy.




its addictive isn't it. when you do it a few times in one day. the next day it will be soooooooo easy to get hard and horny. and then the cycle just spins out of control until your dick just up and quits on you from overuse.


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: sander]
    #4452981 - 07/25/05 10:34 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Call me crazy, but anything after 3 times in one day and the wang just wont have anymore of it. I'm lucky to masturbate more than 3 times a WEEK, let alone in one day.


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