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InvisibleTODAY
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How often do you masturbate?
    #3476119 - 12/10/04 12:52 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

jerk, flog the dolphin, slap the skin tube, milk the cow, squeeze the 11th finger, smack around the hairless cat from austin powers, whatever do you call it(uh, sorry ladies, i don't know what you call it or if you even call it anything), how often do you do it per week on average?  This poll is broken down between men and women so please vote honestly and in your respective poll.  :stonedjerk:  feel free to let us all know what special name you have chosen to name your hobby.
Men, how often do you masturbate per week?
You may choose only one
Women, how often do you masturbate per week?
You may choose only one


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Offlinesublimistri
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #3477679 - 12/10/04 05:19 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Atleast 2 times a week to stay healthy :laugh:


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InvisibleRavus
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: sublimistri]
    #3477911 - 12/10/04 05:55 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Seven times a week


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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Ravus]
    #3478718 - 12/10/04 08:35 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

7, or until I start bleeding.


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InvisibleTODAY
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #3480572 - 12/11/04 03:08 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

i must be a retard, i voted for 9 in the girl's poll on accident...ugh, i must be drunk at 2am right now...durg.


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Offlinepshawny
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY] * 1
    #3480692 - 12/11/04 04:19 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

lol, you voted wrong on your own poll.


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InvisibleTODAY
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: pshawny]
    #3481222 - 12/11/04 10:39 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

it can't get more retarded than that!!


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OfflineKenny7822
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #3481236 - 12/11/04 10:45 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Once a day is healthy haha.


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OfflineOddEye

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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Kenny7822]
    #3481566 - 12/11/04 12:10 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

This kind of weird, hm?


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OfflineChingChong
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: OddEye]
    #3485716 - 12/12/04 10:29 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

once a week, whoever voted 21+ has alot of time on their hands:eek:


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Offlinesublimistri
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Kenny7822]
    #3485963 - 12/12/04 11:48 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Kenny7822 said:
Once a day is healthy haha.



:lol:


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Invisibleohmatic
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: ChingChong]
    #3489414 - 12/13/04 01:48 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ChingChong said:
once a week, whoever voted 21+ has alot of time on their hands:eek:




not only time on their hands, not only time ... :wink:
peace ohm :mushroom2:


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InvisibleSupernova
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #3492706 - 12/13/04 05:01 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Damn. I was wondering who the chick was who likes to get off so much. Damn.


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InvisibleMovingTarget

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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Supernova]
    #3492820 - 12/13/04 05:18 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

man... I love drum and bass


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InvisibleMovingTarget

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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: MovingTarget]
    #3492828 - 12/13/04 05:18 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Givin the right drum and bass i could prolly wack off just to the sound of it :laugh:


possibly hehe


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InvisibleTODAY
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Supernova]
    #3492905 - 12/13/04 05:27 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

supernova said:
Damn. I was wondering who the chick was who likes to get off so much. Damn.




lol...oops


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OfflinePsilygirl
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY] * 1
    #3502002 - 12/15/04 02:10 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I would say about once a day, but there are days I'm too busy/exhausted so I voted for 6.


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Invisiblesilversoul7
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY] * 1
    #3502172 - 12/15/04 03:15 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I picked 9 because there's some days when 1's not enough. But then again, there's also some days when I don't feel like it.


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InvisibleGumby
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: silversoul7]
    #3502188 - 12/15/04 03:24 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I think Zoloft has fucked with my sex drive hardcore. I rarely masturbate more than twice a week. Zoloft also makes it harder to get off (not something the women complain about though).

Before the Zoloft it was like 1-2 times a day... lol


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InvisibleShroomOmatic
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Gumby]
    #3502967 - 12/15/04 09:56 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

depends on the situation. sometimes 2 times a day :shocked: oh well..


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