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Fortune Cookies
    #3473113 - 12/09/04 10:48 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: PFloyd]
    #3473321 - 12/09/04 11:22 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

Wo Ie Lee or some shit is "I am hungry". I like running by chinese restaraunts in the mall food court yelling that shit. Once I found what looked like a pube in some of their rice. Good thing I wasn't eating it.... bitches....

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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: PFloyd]
    #3473352 - 12/09/04 11:32 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

Host: I've heard whispers about the financial support your government receives from the drug industry.
Peruvian: Well, the irony of this, of course, is that this money, which is in the billions, is coming from your country. You see, you are the major purchaser of our national product, which is of course cocaine.
Host: On one hand, you're saying the United States government is spending millions of dollars to eliminate the flow of drugs onto our streets. At the same time, we are doing business with the very same goverment that is flooding our streets with cocaine.
Peruvian: Mmm-hmm, si, si. Let me show you a few other characters that are involved in this tragic comedy.

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