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Re: DARE graduates. [Re: dragoon]
    #350745 - 06/28/01 11:33 AM (22 years, 8 months ago)

i only believewd in that shit when i was in like third grade. i too was a dork back then. but i never graduated cus i got in a fight two days before the graduation day and i was suspended. i was also a cocky little stoner in sixth grade so i was glad i didnt graduate. i sure couldve gone for the pizza they had though cuz i always had the munchies.

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Re: DARE graduates. [Re: ]
    #351120 - 06/28/01 10:22 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

I failed both DARE and GREAT. I did none of the work we were suppose to do, and so I didn't get to stay after school for the graduation (Ahhhhhh, man!).

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Re: DARE graduates. [Re: pyromaniac]
    #351128 - 06/28/01 10:38 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

i graduated dare but it was just stupid shit and the sherrif that does the dare shit around here is big on drugs (doesnt that teach the kids something) :(

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Re: DARE graduates. [Re: Iowa Rasta]
    #351389 - 06/29/01 11:23 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

"Now, listen here, kids. If you do ______ you'll experience a feeling 100 times greater than an orgasm..."

man... i guess i should stay away from that shit.....

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Re: DARE graduates. [Re: Sandanista]
    #352074 - 06/30/01 05:42 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

I too, am a DARE graduate.

In 3rd, 4th, or whatever grade it was, I was an exceptional example of a drug-free Amurka. I agreed never to do any of that drug shit. I'd seen what it can do to people, having one relative a hardcore junkie and another perminantly mental from too much acid. I bought into all the crap they told me, though my burnt head can't recall exactly what it was they spit out anyway. Guess my noggin' figured it was useless and threw it out;). To make matters strange for my class, the DARE pig was my teacher's father. How weird! They would always hug and crap in front of the class. My teacher lived with his parents, too! Fuck! I was one of two kids (one boy, one girl) chosen to recite a speech for the whole godamn school at graduation--parents, pigs, and all. They probably chose me because I was one of the few kids capable of writing something presentable. I ranted about the dangers of drugs and what my goals for the future were and whatnot, the same bullshit they expected to hear. How was I supposed to know what I wanted to be anyway? What the fuck did those goals mean? Certainly none of this crap I wrote was valid. A kid under 10 years old can't be expected to know what he wants to do with the rest of his life. Neither can a kid still in highschool, it's complete bullshit. (Why the hell am I writing so much?) Anyways, I won a stylin' black basketball (tainted with the red DARE logo), a tee-shirt, and various other junk for my valiant representation of our drug free community. Ugh...thinking about it makes me sick.

I just remembered some other bullshit I learned in my sophomore year at highschool during health class. My teacher was going on spouting random, completely false crap about weed. She would state "facts" such as "one marijuana joint is equal to over ten cigarettes, and is even more addicting." She would claim bogus facts about infertility and manboobs and whatnot, and yet she also claimed that she had never "toked, smoked, choked, or anything, I tells ya" in her entire life. She must have been speaking from experience. And of course I came to school stoned for a greater portion of my weekdays, and to make matters worse I had health just after school started. And just to kill my buzz, I thought, too; I was very paranoid about the teacher looking straight into my bloodshot eyes. She would say things like, "There are kids in this school, HIGH, RIGHT NOW! I bet there are kids in my class that are high!" Agh! Does that mean me? We did have a few gang dealers in the class who would signal to me during her speeches about how much I wanted and what, and sometimes we would deal right then and there. Man that was hot. Definitely not worth the dirty brown skimpass shwag I payed for. Eh...sorry for writing so much, and I apologize if its all jumbled and hazy, but.....hey I'm sick! Sick, I say!


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Re: DARE graduates. [Re: Fatch]
    #352330 - 07/01/01 07:19 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

Im an Australian so we dont have DARE here, but ive sat through numerous health classes being lectured to by cops, Teachers and a few assorted ex drug addicts, (one couldnt spell marijuana). The first time i didnt have any real view on drugs other then "its not for me" but i kept looking at my teacher and his assorted array of smirks, frowns and grim faces he pulled as the cop ranted on. A few years later when they came back with the ex addicts i was sitting in the back row with my friends, still pretty stoned as the class was after lunch needless to say i got kicked out for laughing to much.... not at the cop but at the same teacher who kept trying to pull faces and making jokes to us about being stoned, all my teachers with the exception of one must have smoked, i know one of my english teachers does.... he grows nice bud. Looking back we should have held a cake stall or something to raise money for a laywer to sue those bastards in the education department.

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Re: DARE graduates. [Re: dragoon]
    #353310 - 07/11/01 07:05 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

I'm a dare grad. I was a nerd about drugs all the way up until my sophomore year in highschool. DARE helped me realize how much bullshit was spoonfed to us as kids. It made me start to question everything after I actually tried drugs and found out what they are really about. I remember always being very confused about why people took drugs if they were as bad as DARE made them out to be. i know the answer to that question now.

"I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the Fear."

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Re: DARE graduates. [Re: Floydian]
    #357112 - 07/19/01 01:40 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

I was in school back when dinosaurs roamed the face of the planet... so I never had the opportunity to experience the intellectual caviats of the DARE program.

Since I missed out, I guess Im a odd-ball, or a RE-tard or something... because I DARE to think for my self and make my own decisions... instead of having some dumb-ass cop telling me what to think.

I DARE to think for myself. So should you.

Thats exactly what I tell my daughter.

Happy Trails,

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