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OfflinepB0t
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The shitty room mate story.
    #3466910 - 12/08/04 09:29 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Okay, so maybe everyone has seen this but if there are people who haven't they need to read this. It is absolutely insane. It's long but so worth it. Enjoy.

http://www.wyseguys.com/shittyroomate.asp


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: pB0t]
    #3467034 - 12/08/04 09:50 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Hahaha that's one messed up story. Seems like his roomate pretty much drove him crazy because he must have been paranoid with that whole trap thing he set up.


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: pB0t]
    #3467148 - 12/08/04 10:09 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Dear God...my roommate should be canonized. Can you imagine all of this without trying to get a person kicked out, though?


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #3467177 - 12/08/04 10:16 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Yes, it pretty nuts that he didn't get the guy kicked out.

I believe the story is at least possible. I am surprised that, with all the documentation the guy did, that there are no pictures.

True or not, it's a good read.


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: pB0t]
    #3467190 - 12/08/04 10:19 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Totally plausible...the roommate sounds like a typical shithead after inflation.


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: pB0t]
    #3467191 - 12/08/04 10:20 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I know I sure as hell wouldn't want to take pictures of the tub o' feces. That was one fucked up story. At least he got some money out of the deal, and some free stuff, too.


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: pB0t]
    #3467192 - 12/08/04 10:20 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I am thinking about taking a cousin as a roommate. Listening to her complain about her current roommates tells me that she is an immature, manipulative drama queen.

Do you think just paying the rent is enough responsibility to expect from your roommates or does a sustainable living situation need for people living together to have common interests and standard of living goals?


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: Kenny7822]
    #3467211 - 12/08/04 10:23 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

thats it, im never ever ever getting a roomate :smirk:

who shits in an oven?

unless he wanted to bake browns or somthing, ewww


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: pB0t]
    #3467285 - 12/08/04 10:36 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Jeeze! That's the most insane roomate story I've ever read! :eek: That was a good read. Thanks for posting that. :sun:


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: pB0t]
    #3467308 - 12/08/04 10:39 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Wow, that was a kickass story. If the guy had lived alone for any longer I could see him turning into a serial killer like Herb Mullin. They had similarities enough in their craziness

http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/weird/mullin/index_1.html


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: DF2K]
    #3467449 - 12/08/04 11:09 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah my one experience with a roommate (who also happened to be a friend big mistake) was terrible. It sounded much like that story on that link minus the poo in bags and shit. He would leave dirty dishes in the sink for weeks until magots came and I would just throw them all away lol. He had friends/druggies/dealers and shady neighboors stopping by at all hours. This one dude from our complex would just walk right in anytime he liked to smoke some weed because his girl wasn't cool with it. All the while we were trying to grow some weed in a walk in closet it figures that we got it robbed duh! The really bad part is that I really couldn't do shit because he put up all the money for the place First/last/security and I was always owing him money(But paying him back in a timely manner) so he acted like everything thing was his and wouldn't let me say shit not to mention that he is physically bigger than me even though I did smash a corona over his head for being an asshole once(long story). I learned from this to never ever live with any roomies always get your own shit. It's even worth working another job just to know you have your OWN place to come home and relax too. Besides you can usually get an effincie for the same price you would have to split a place with a roomie.


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: pB0t]
    #3472443 - 12/09/04 09:07 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

that 'shit' is hilarious, but i find it beyond hard to believe that any

person could ever be brazen enough to do stuff like that, it's pure

insanity, just wrong; but christ if i'm wrong, that guy is seriously fucked up in the head


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #3473949 - 12/10/04 01:22 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Well, if you read the whole thing, he makes it pretty clear that the guy is actually insane, was on medication since high school, and was likely institutionalized afterwards.


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Re: The shitty room mate story. [Re: pB0t]
    #3474095 - 12/10/04 01:45 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Yew.....the pic you got there is really gross...it looks like a crime scene......


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