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InvisibleSkorpivoMusterion
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I broke a bone.
    #3462216 - 12/07/04 10:16 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

I have severely fractured and dislocated my finger today. Typing with one hand, the leftie hand, is somewhat challenging. But a least I?m flying high on vicodin. I will have to have surgery, be in a cast for three months, and I will not be able to have a completely properly closed fist anymore, and will have arthritis within a few years.

First time on vicodin ever - not bad. Nice stuff. Yay for painkillers.



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InvisibleJettaJay
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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3462230 - 12/07/04 10:21 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Sucks dude I'm sorry here ya go.


Instructions ....
1.) Toke
2.) Swig
3.) Repeat

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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3462241 - 12/07/04 10:24 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Awwww! Pub love for you!


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OfflineShroom_Herder
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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: CherryBom]
    #3462258 - 12/07/04 10:28 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)



if this is what your X-Rays look like...

Your doctor might be a druggy...


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InvisibleSkorpivoMusterion
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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: JettaJay]
    #3462261 - 12/07/04 10:28 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks, mon.

Allow me to return the favor:



:stoned:


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InvisibleSkunk420
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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3462264 - 12/07/04 10:29 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Painkillers weed and beer for you!!

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InvisibleJettaJay
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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3462271 - 12/07/04 10:31 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

SkorpivoMusterion said:
Thanks, mon.

Allow me to return the favor:



:stoned:





Thanks Bro. Much Appreciated.


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InvisibleSkorpivoMusterion
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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3462280 - 12/07/04 10:32 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Whoa, are you related to Miss Cleo? That x-ray shows the EXACT spot where my finger is fucked.

CherryBom, thanks.. :heart:

Do fingers actually fing?



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Offlinezenmunk
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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3462303 - 12/07/04 10:36 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

how?


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InvisibleJim
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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: zenmunk]
    #3462308 - 12/07/04 10:37 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Isnt Miss Cleo in jail for being a fraud?


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InvisibleSkorpivoMusterion
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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: zenmunk]
    #3462366 - 12/07/04 10:53 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

I was delivering some sheetrock for a construction company, setting down a bundle of wallboards, 4 x 12, 5' 8" thickness...my partner slammed the bundle into the concrete wall - with my finger in between. If my finger weren't in the flexed position like they were, maybe it wouldn't have been so bad.
After the initial intense screaming and cussing, I remained remarkably calm and zenned out...



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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3462388 - 12/07/04 10:59 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

I sliced deep into my finger the other day, almost to the knuckle, when I jumped down the stairs with a paring knife. I was bleeding pretty intense(think I might have sliced a vein) and had a number of people recommend I go to the hospital to get stitches. However, being without medical insurance(or even a band-aid, for that matter), I was forced to forgoe professional medical treatment. I instead resorted to a homemade bandage that consisted of a few feet of toliet paper and scotch tape. My finger still has feeling and color, and I can move it, so hopefully I will make a full recovery.

Just thought I'd share my hand-injury story with you. I hope you recover as well. Other hand injuries I have sustained have been one dislocated thumb, a pretty bad sprain on the same thumb years later, a punture wound in my palm from a broken beer bottle, and numerous other injuries to my fingers and hands.


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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3462413 - 12/07/04 11:04 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

it was trippy but you can meet stonies on the local town bus these days, it is so fuking easy to find easy drugs here where i live, really

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Re: I broke a bone. *DELETED* [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3462423 - 12/07/04 11:05 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

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Reason for deletion: Im sorry



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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: blink]
    #3462502 - 12/07/04 11:24 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

broken bones are tres fun :thumbup:
my arm vvvvvvv



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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3462711 - 12/08/04 12:13 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

ouch that sucks man, I hope you have a quick recovery! :sun:

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Re: I broke a bone. [Re: stefan]
    #3462957 - 12/08/04 01:40 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

mmmmm Vicoden...*drool*


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