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Offlinebeejay
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Im cursed
    #3461662 - 12/07/04 08:23 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

What the hell is the deal with the lack of quality women in my life. I swear I cant find any decent women. I truly cant stand most girls that I've been meeting. Its as if the female population of Chicago has decided to take a break from being ambitious, intelligent, and independant. Sure theres lots of lookers out there, but I cant stand them long enough to sleep with them, let alone date them. Every girl that I've been remotely intersted in is in some uber long term relationship from hell. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 blowjobs.

If I could only put my standards aside for one weekend, perhaps I could go get my groove on. No matter how hard I try to look past the lack of personality I find in most people, I cant do it. Damn my hippie mother for making me such a sap. Fooie I say. Fooie.


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut

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OfflineCaptainJailew
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Registered: 11/10/04
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Re: Im cursed [Re: beejay]
    #3461677 - 12/07/04 08:26 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Shake things up a bit, roll with different crowds, change your environment. you will find cool people in each and every new setting, so maybe that works that. I dont know if I am communicating right but I cant tell. Anyway, yup.


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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" - Albert Einstein


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Offline13eetleJuice
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Re: Im cursed [Re: beejay]
    #3461697 - 12/07/04 08:30 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Well, if you're tired of meeting chics like these...

...just send em' my way. I can be incredibly shallow if need be.




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Edited by 13eetleJuice (12/07/04 10:10 PM)

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InvisibleJettaJay
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Re: Im cursed [Re: beejay]
    #3461702 - 12/07/04 08:31 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

beejay said:
What the hell is the deal with the lack of quality women in my life. I swear I cant find any decent women. I truly cant stand most girls that I've been meeting. Its as if the female population of Chicago has decided to take a break from being ambitious, intelligent, and independant. Sure theres lots of lookers out there, but I cant stand them long enough to sleep with them, let alone date them. Every girl that I've been remotely intersted in is in some uber long term relationship from hell. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 blowjobs.

If I could only put my standards aside for one weekend, perhaps I could go get my groove on. No matter how hard I try to look past the lack of personality I find in most people, I cant do it. Damn my hippie mother for making me such a sap. Fooie I say. Fooie.




1.) What is Uber
2.) Whats up man long time no talk. Much love bro :gd_icon: :peace: :heart:
3.) Don't worry and quit looking then a plethera of women will fall into your lap and hopefully the right one will land in the right spot. Then a few of these :flowers: and one or two of these and one of these :blowjob: then this comes :doggystyle:


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I saw a little green light buzzing around in a tree, and it dawned on me that "they" were here
~~~LouiseLouise



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Offlinebeejay
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Re: Im cursed [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3461704 - 12/07/04 08:31 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: nice one juice man :wink:


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut

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Offlinebeejay
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Re: Im cursed [Re: JettaJay]
    #3461708 - 12/07/04 08:33 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Uber = super in German

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InvisibleJettaJay
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Re: Im cursed [Re: beejay]
    #3461716 - 12/07/04 08:35 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

beejay said:
Uber = super in German




NOw I feel dumb. Oops


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I saw a little green light buzzing around in a tree, and it dawned on me that "they" were here
~~~LouiseLouise



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OfflineKenny7822
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Re: Im cursed [Re: beejay]
    #3461744 - 12/07/04 08:41 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe you are just looking for women in all the wrong places, the girl that is best for you is probably the person you'd least expect such as a close friend or something.

Anyway I probably shouldn't be giving you advice because I seem to be suffering from the same curse that you are suffering from.

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Offlinebeejay
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Re: Im cursed [Re: JettaJay]
    #3461746 - 12/07/04 08:42 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

And you should cause everyone should know German. just fuckin around with ya bro. Oh and as far as whats goin on. Same old same old. Doin lots of work, my teachers' strike just ended so back to class on thursday, and I ve gone through about 10 bottles of lubriderm in the last month...  :shake:


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut

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OfflineGolgi
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Re: Im cursed [Re: beejay]
    #3461819 - 12/07/04 08:58 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

I know how you feel beejay.
Been here in Chicago for 3 yrs without a quality women.
They all turned out uber (Super for you Jetta) nuts!
I'm ready to move back towards the south.
:doh:

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Offlinebeejay
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Re: Im cursed [Re: Golgi]
    #3461829 - 12/07/04 09:00 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

hey where abouts you at in this whacky city of ours? Maybe we could go fishin together hehe.

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InvisibleJettaJay
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Re: Im cursed [Re: beejay]
    #3461861 - 12/07/04 09:04 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

beejay said:
And you should cause everyone should know German. just fuckin around with ya bro. Oh and as far as whats goin on. Same old same old. Doin lots of work, my teachers' strike just ended so back to class on thursday, and I ve gone through about 10 bottles of lubriderm in the last month... :shake:




:lol: Hey I have a girlfriend and I still go through Lubriderm. :lol: Hope everything goes well for you and women in the future and aswell as school !!!!

Quote:

I know how you feel beejay.
Been here in Chicago for 3 yrs without a quality women.
They all turned out uber (Super for you Jetta) nuts!
I'm ready to move back towards the south.




Thank you Thank you. Much appreciated us laymen can be annoying but we are trying we really are I promise. I go to weekly meeting to be smarter. I joined here .....  www.Idon'twannabealaymananymore.com  ... The people there are really cool and sometimes I even feel smarter than them :dancing: ... anyway on a side note I crack myself up sometimes ... kinda like now :lol::dancing:


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I saw a little green light buzzing around in a tree, and it dawned on me that "they" were here
~~~LouiseLouise



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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: Im cursed [Re: beejay]
    #3461867 - 12/07/04 09:05 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

hey man - I know the places where the chigirlies go. get your ass to the ukranian village biotch. that's where the hott action is.

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OfflineGolgi
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Re: Im cursed [Re: beejay]
    #3461869 - 12/07/04 09:06 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Familiar with the neighborhoods??

I'm in River West. Near Grand

Now you know too much!
:laser:

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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: Im cursed [Re: Golgi]
    #3461877 - 12/07/04 09:07 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

I am chicago.

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OfflineGolgi
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Re: Im cursed [Re: Vvellum]
    #3461892 - 12/07/04 09:10 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Used to live in the Ukranian Village too.
Where the hot Bitch's?

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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: Im cursed [Re: Golgi]
    #3461902 - 12/07/04 09:12 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

the emptyb and/or baccis (jumbo slice - I love me some chubby girls - you know what im talking about).

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Offlinebeejay
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Re: Im cursed [Re: Vvellum]
    #3461925 - 12/07/04 09:19 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: bring on the porkers


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut

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OfflineGolgi
Smolgi.

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Re: Im cursed [Re: Vvellum]
    #3461934 - 12/07/04 09:20 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Never had any luck @ the EmptyBottle.
But Bacci is a mighty tasty slice.

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Offlinebeejay
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Re: Im cursed [Re: Golgi]
    #3461938 - 12/07/04 09:21 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

never been to Baccis for pizza but the bottle is pretty cool drinkin

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