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InvisiblePeterthinks
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What super power do you want?
    #3442223 - 12/03/04 02:44 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I want the power to make people shit themselves.
Imagine it...watching the Olympics on TV live and making the guy lighting the torch dump a load in his pants!
Or the presidential debates,or a quarterback trying to make a pass!
You'd make a killing on betting against teams.
You could make the cop who is pulling you over suddenly have to be somewhere else!
:jester:


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Invisiblesilversoul7
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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: Peterthinks]
    #3442227 - 12/03/04 02:46 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Omnipotence








/me waits for someone to make a lame Viagra joke :smirk:


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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: silversoul7]
    #3442231 - 12/03/04 02:49 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

The power to stab people in the face over the internet.


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OfflineSilven
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Registered: 08/30/04
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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: Peterthinks]
    #3442243 - 12/03/04 02:52 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

For me it's a toss up between something like mentally controlled invisibility where I could go invisible whenever I feel like it or a power where I can make someone just get off by thinking about it.

I probably wouldn't stop thinking about myself for the most part if I had the second power.. but I could compliment your shitting powers Peter. We'd be a good team.


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1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: Peterthinks]
    #3442246 - 12/03/04 02:53 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Laser eyes and rocket launcher arms.



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InvisiblePeterthinks
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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: adrug]
    #3442269 - 12/03/04 03:01 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Your chosen power and your signature seem to go together!
LOL:jester:


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OfflineSilven
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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: adrug]
    #3442270 - 12/03/04 03:01 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)



:whoa: :oogle:

::invisible::


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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InvisiblePeterthinks
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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: Silven]
    #3442276 - 12/03/04 03:04 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Like Chevy Chase in the movie "Modern Problems" or that Jim Carey movie where he is god for a week.
funny stuff
OHHH!!! AHHH!!LOL
:jester:


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Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: Peterthinks]
    #3442290 - 12/03/04 03:10 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I want to be able to Pause and Unpause time.


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OfflineTinTree
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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: Fungi_x]
    #3442291 - 12/03/04 03:11 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Word, only I want to be able to pause at a speed faster than the time it takes to formulate a thought. Thus being able to dodge bullets and whatnot.


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- Aldous Huxley


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Invisiblelukeboots
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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: TinTree]
    #3442292 - 12/03/04 03:12 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

every time i snap, twenty dollars appears in my hand :smile2:


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Invisibleadrug

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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: lukeboots]
    #3442382 - 12/03/04 03:41 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

What would you do if someone cut off your thumbs? :smirk:


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: lukeboots]
    #3442384 - 12/03/04 03:42 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Flying would be awesome...

But you'd have to be invisible too, or this would rouse suspicion


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Invisibleblink
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Re: What super power do you want? *DELETED* [Re: Boom]
    #3442391 - 12/03/04 03:44 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: blink]
    #3442422 - 12/03/04 03:58 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

you'd have to breath, photosynthesis requires carbon dioxide


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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: blink]
    #3442434 - 12/03/04 04:02 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

If you had complete control over time, you could live up to the instant of your death, then go back to youth, and live your life in a completely different way. :thumbup:


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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: TinTree]
    #3442438 - 12/03/04 04:03 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Holy shit man that would be pretty awesome  :thumbup:


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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: crackhitler83]
    #3442441 - 12/03/04 04:04 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

.....to control time..... :devil:


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OfflineHooty
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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: TYL3R]
    #3442459 - 12/03/04 04:12 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Cold War Russia


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Re: What super power do you want? [Re: Hooty]
    #3442478 - 12/03/04 04:17 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

X-Ray vision.. ohhhhh yes.


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