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OfflinePNutButta
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I'm afraid Ashley won't make it.
    #3427247 - 11/30/04 11:56 AM (12 years, 10 days ago)

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What do you think?


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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: PNutButta]
    #3427267 - 11/30/04 12:05 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

"What about your mom? Ohh, she's dead.. that's a bummer!" :lol:


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Offlinegnrm23
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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: lukeboots]
    #3427349 - 11/30/04 12:38 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

i think that my brain & arteries are beginning to gel, too...

am i in deep doodoo, just like ashley?


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OfflineCaptainJailew
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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: gnrm23]
    #3427401 - 11/30/04 12:57 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

I don't what that little bitch was freaking out about, I love it when my face melts and demons visit me.


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OfflineSilven
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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: PNutButta]
    #3427428 - 11/30/04 01:11 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

Fuck, the flesh is peeling off my back and arms.. I think I'm eating too many mushrooms and smoking too much weed.

Even small little horns are beginning to protrude through my skull.. but I think that's due to partaking of the sacred liquid of cows, those people in India warned me not to mess with them.  Satan here I come, it's hopeless for me.

I hope you all learned a valuable lesson from Ashley and my demise.. *cough* *sputter* *hack*  Don't go out in the cold without your pneumonia shots.  Also, don't take LSD, mushrooms, or smoke marijuana.  Just put it in a package and mail it to me and I'll properly dispose of it. :thumbup:


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1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: PNutButta]
    #3427447 - 11/30/04 01:15 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

Jack T. Chick tracts. Those are fucking classics. Read the one about D&D/fantasy games.


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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3427884 - 11/30/04 03:26 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

I think I feel a massive heart attack coming on from LSD flashback. Save me, Jeebus!


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OfflineSilven
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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: TinTree]
    #3427895 - 11/30/04 03:29 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

TinTree said:
I think I feel a massive heart attack coming on from LSD flashback. Save me, Jeebus!




It's because you sold your heart to EEEEVIL! Or as John Leguzamo (sp?) said "It burns because you're wicked!".


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: Silven]
    #3428435 - 11/30/04 05:37 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

I wouldn't worry about the flashbacks...they're just illusions caused by evil demons who want your soul for the devil...
You're not really crazy...


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OfflineDastoner
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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: Hooty]
    #3428536 - 11/30/04 05:54 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

thanks for the nice little cartoon. made me laugh. :smile:


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InvisibleCaptainH13
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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: Dastoner]
    #3428623 - 11/30/04 06:10 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

that's scary man people put that sit for kids to read, sweet jeebus goddamn goddamn shit goddamn.hahahha,crazy ass militant Christians

(no offense to the crazy militant Christians here) :pirate:


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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: PNutButta]
    #3428624 - 11/30/04 06:10 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

lol

that was a funny story


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OfflineDivided_Sky
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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: vampirism]
    #3428683 - 11/30/04 06:16 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

I thought this thread was going to be about Ashley Simpson!


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2. "We were feeling pretty good so we decided to smoke a few bowls..."
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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: PNutButta]
    #3428772 - 11/30/04 06:28 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

I love Jack Chick tracts! However, I do find it a bit disturbing that some take them seriously....


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OfflineFreshCaps
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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #3429164 - 11/30/04 07:54 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

I thought it was gonna be about Ashley(Ashlee?) Simpson  to. I thought maybe she got shot at a concert or something... oh well...

:smile: :smile: :smile:


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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: CaptainH13]
    #3429188 - 11/30/04 08:00 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

I have a praying grandmother.... whos fasting!! its OUT OF CONTROL!!!

The good thing is that most people, even a good percentage of christian fundamentalists, think jack chick is nuts and no one really sells his comics anymore. They were pretty popular in the 80's though.


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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: shroomer44]
    #3436921 - 12/02/04 01:00 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

www.christiananswers.net/home.html is somewhat frightening too.

Such as this article: "Jesus Christ 2, Buddha 0" http://www.christiananswers.net/evangelism/stories/buddhism-harboure.html
:lol:


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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: TinTree]
    #3438477 - 12/02/04 06:10 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

scary stuff.


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Re: I'm afraid Ashley won't make it. [Re: PNutButta]
    #3438492 - 12/02/04 06:13 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

all you devil spawn need to watch these videos now:
http://www.chick.com/catalog/videos/LOTW.asp#clips



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