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InvisibleSuper_Blunt
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33 Ways to be Annoying
    #3426653 - 11/30/04 05:20 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)


1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99
copies.

2. Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow
down.

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others.

5. Sing along at the opera.

6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think"

8. Practice making fax and modem noises.

9. Highlight irrelevant material in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.

10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

11. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

12. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the room.

13. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

14. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to
others that you "like it that way."

15. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

16. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

17. Honk and wave to strangers.

18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints
by the cash register.

19. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

20. type only in lowercase.

21. don t use any punctuation either

22. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."

24. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

25. Try playing the William Tell Overture (The Lone Ranger Theme) by tapping on the
bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "No, wait-I messed it up," and
repeat.

26. Ask people what gender they are.

27. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

28. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

29. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

30. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

31. Ask your coworkers mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a
notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

32. Tell your friends 4 days prior that you can't attend their party because you're
not in the mood

33. Send this list to everyone in your email address book even if they sent it to
you or asked you not to send things like this.


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3426655 - 11/30/04 05:21 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I have seen that one before but it's still funny!


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Ripple]
    #3426656 - 11/30/04 05:23 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

classic

"11. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears."


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3426658 - 11/30/04 05:23 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah that's great! :grin:


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3426660 - 11/30/04 05:25 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

#7 and #13 are close to my heart!


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Ripple]
    #3426663 - 11/30/04 05:25 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3426885 - 11/30/04 08:09 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

#6, 14, 18 are where it's at. :thumbup:

I've seen the list before too and always wanted to sit in my car with a hair dryer, great idea.

SuperBlunt, your signature is getting more and more interesting each time I see it. :evil:


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1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Silven]
    #3426951 - 11/30/04 09:45 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Good stuff. Also, in the office, I find kicking the legs of ppls chairs really hard as I'm walking past, then saying 'oops sorry.' then proceed to repeat every single time I get up to do anything.

Also tap someones right shoulder and as they look round, sneak in the left with multiple alt-f4, and walk off quickly. :smile:


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Hambo]
    #3427455 - 11/30/04 01:18 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Hambo said:
Good stuff. Also, in the office, I find kicking the legs of ppls chairs really hard as I'm walking past, then saying 'oops sorry.' then proceed to repeat every single time I get up to do anything.

Also tap someones right shoulder and as they look round, sneak in the left with multiple alt-f4, and walk off quickly. :smile:




Ha, that's hillarious.  I'd get fired if I did the alt-f4, but I've been known to do that to friends quite often. :lol:


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Silven]
    #3427523 - 11/30/04 01:50 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

alt-f4?? does that do something special? ill have to try it out.. that list is great and i shall try some stuff.. expecially the orange cones in the road.


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: druqks46]
    #3427529 - 11/30/04 01:52 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

alt-f4 opens the Windows Control Panel if you're doing something important right before pressing it.


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Silven]
    #3427728 - 11/30/04 02:42 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

32. Tell your friends 4 days prior that you can't attend their party because you're
not in the mood




:lol:

I'm gonna have to try that one :shroomer:


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Silven]
    #3428001 - 11/30/04 03:55 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Silven said:
alt-f4 opens the Windows Control Panel if you're doing something important right before pressing it.




Hmm. Important like what? It works every time at work. Much to the chagrin of the unfortunate whos work you just destroyed. Must be because the software we use looks like its from the stone age written on a BBC micro..


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3428030 - 11/30/04 04:01 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

i've seen most of these. but a lot of those are still funny.

next time im in my friends car i will have them honk and I will wave to people and have a big smile and see what they do.

There was a public bathroom list thing i once read and one of them was-
"Moan and groan really loud when someone else is in the bathroom, and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet from a high height" I want to try something like that, haha.


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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3446865 - 12/04/04 08:10 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

that's the funny, i'd mention specs, but i'm a lazy shmuck


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No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
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Re: 33 Ways to be Annoying [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #3446871 - 12/04/04 08:11 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

rather


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