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InvisibleSuper_Blunt
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How to be the Funny Guy in Your Office
    #3426604 - 11/30/04 04:46 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't,
and then punch them in the face.

9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the
sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you're just kidding and tell them that they
are all a bunch of queers.

8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the meeting, put
one finger in the air and make like you are hocking up a big loogie. Then spit
the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the person next to you and say,
"Beat that."

7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker." Then piss in
his coffee and tell him that he needs a good "ass fucking."

6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand down your
pants.

5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know!" Then call the
person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.

4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get
them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hand.

3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell
them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and realize that
their hand is full of shit, laugh and point.

2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and yell, "It
won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then, when it stops, look down and say,
"Oh."

1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick it in your
ass. Return it and tell the person to smell it. When they tell you it smells
bad, be like, "It should! I had it in my ass!"


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Re: How to be the Funny Guy in Your Office [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3426644 - 11/30/04 05:13 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: This thread has been approved by the Fonz. :thumbup:


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Re: How to be the Funny Guy in Your Office [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3426648 - 11/30/04 05:15 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:grin:....funny shit!!!!!! :smile: :thumbup:


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Re: How to be the Funny Guy in Your Office [Re: Ripple]
    #3426649 - 11/30/04 05:16 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:thumbup: glad you enjoyed


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Re: How to be the Funny Guy in Your Office [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3426907 - 11/30/04 08:40 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Dude.. I just got fired for shitting on the floor in my office...

Fuck, now I'm going to lose my car, wife, children, and house.


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

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