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OfflineThe_Red_Crayon
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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: guri]
    #3752638 - 02/08/05 07:54 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

haha thats excellent. Good evening officer. I need to use that one more often.


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InvisibleTODAY
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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: Thef0rk]
    #3757344 - 02/09/05 05:12 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

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Thef0rk said:
Also, as the administrator looked at the buds he claimed to be a botanist. He said that the buds were in fact flowers "pressed into little bricks." LOL Some botanist.





buds are the female flower of the marijuana plant.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.


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Offlineymhrswrider
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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: TODAY]
    #3761307 - 02/10/05 10:57 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Ok, long story about my raving days. I, as well as all my buddies that night, were all in the military. Believe it or not they were pretty loose about drug testing in our unit until this night. One of my favorite DJ's was coming to this massive outdoor rave so I had to go. Pretty much anyone who was into techno was out there that night. Being that my good friend and I(we were both wearing white shirts and blue visors. This will come into play in a minute.) were a little worried about a possible piss test after this rave on Mon(CID kept up with the local parties) we decided we would only take acid that night. After about an hour of looking and with my DJ coming up soon, I got tired of looking and settled with getting 4 hits of X. Like a dumbass, I stuck them in my pocket without any baggies to prtect them. Fast forward about 30 min and one of my other friends who didn't come with us said he found some acid that should be showing up soon. Mind you I had already taken one pill and had spent all my money on the others. I asked all my buddies to be on the lookout for anyone they KNEW that needed some pills so I would have money for the cid. The guy that came with me said he might know someone and asked to hold on to the pills so that he could give it to them. Well the sweat from my legs had destroyed all but one pill which I gave to him. So here I am walking arould rolling balls with 2 melted pills in my pocket. The buddy that I came with said that our other buddy that could get the acid had this girl who wanted the pill. Here is how the deal went. We all stood in pretty much a line. Me on the end, then my buddy, then my buddy who could get the acid, and then some girl we thought he knew. Buddy next to me passes pill to other buddy who passes to girl. girl give buddy a 20 that passes to my buddy next to me and he drops on ground. All parties walk away. I pick up 20. This is about the time that a whole bunch of big ass plained clothed motherfuckers jack both my buddies up and cart them away. Of course I'm completely freaked out. My girl and all the other friends involved follow the prcession and find out that they're both getting arrested and the girl was a nark. We stayed up all night while the sober ones in our group called all the police stations looking for our friends. The next day, my buddy who went with me called and told me what happend. They stuck both of them in the cells overnight and to my buddies pants to test for any trace amounts of the X. They couldn't find the marked 20 b/c I had it. The other guy admitted to transfering the pill from one hand to another but said they got it from some guy named Big Bird and the my friend that went with me wasn't the dealer. Our command got a call from the police dept. Usually this results in immidiate legal action(no such thing as double jepordy in the military). My buddy who went with said he was inoccent and the other guy STUCK WITH THE SAME STORY. Amazingly, neither one got chargered with anything from the military and the civilian police never brought charges against either one of them. My buddies both took the fall for me. If I had been caught, there would have been no way I could have gotten out of it. That dude is my best friend.


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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: ymhrswrider]
    #3810391 - 02/21/05 10:17 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Busted with 2 lbs nugget. Still fresh and JUST trimmed. Sister (whom is a herpy infested cunt) narc me out. And she does coke! Bitch...later she was smoking weed with my friends. She's old enough to know better...just wanted to be a whore. 3 yrs probation dropped down to 2 years good behavior. 1 night in jail. no fine, no community service. Bought excellent lawyer. Was in 20 week rehab. Never tested dirty but was always fucked up...unfortunately mj was not a drug you can use in rehab...cocaine however...if you know what your doing. Always drug tested myself before rehab/probation just to make sure.


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OfflinePhotoguy
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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: Rudiger420]
    #3844972 - 02/27/05 11:52 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Good Grief, once and it was horrible.

My girlfriend lived with a roommate who bought a vial of acid, great amazing stuff a few years back. The roommate wanted to make some money to pay and thought that selling cid was a good idea. We start droppin it on sweet tarts and sugar cubes and pretty soon we are takin hits left and right. I mean mega hits, like 20 per person and there were 4 of us. Soon we are trippin like never before

The roommate, the one who bought the stuff, may that fat white bad haired gross mutation of a cunt bag rot in hell, started going "whats life, whats air, whats blah blah blah. What would happen if i called 911."

We had all been ignoring her for a while but when she said that we all shot up and yelled NO! but it was to late.

She called and hung up. They of course call back, my girl, she rocks my life!, said she was drunk, sorry, but they sent a squad car that second.

Officer HENESY! yes this little hillybilly of a cop, shows up knocking, the dumbass roommate tries to slam the door in the cops face and run away, me my girl and this other chick just stand there and go dumb ass.

Officer HENESY says, she is know fleeing an officer and he can come in. But he is like,"kids you got eyes the size of dinner plates. I dont want to come in and search this place and find shit. Give it over to me and this can go away."

We all deny deny deny. He starts pulling us apart and questions us one by one as our trip kicks in hardcore. I litterly fell into his badge! The dumbass roommate asked to play with his gun. Ugh i hate her.

In the end the paramedics come, the girls mother comes, she tries to blam it on my girl, but the cops are like "Ma'm its your daughter who is the drug dealer." This set the mom she tries to hit my girl, my girl fucking KICKS THE MOMS ASS, the cops just stand there as the daughter also tries to go for my girl, and AGAIN SUPER BIATCH kicks some ass the cops laugh, take both mom and daughter to jail, let us keep the acid and say have a great evening, dont make us ever come back out here.

Heres the best part, the dumb ass roommate took a personal check for our drugs. We tore up the check and kept the acid. YAY!

Sorry for the long story its one of my favs though and ive never told it.


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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: Photoguy]
    #3857964 - 03/02/05 03:33 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I was busted before with about a 1/4 oz of coke, I got 2 years probation.


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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: sander]
    #3909407 - 03/12/05 09:28 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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sander said:
haha you pleaded innocent. was it not found on you? i cant think of how you could be innocent of possesion when they find 12 grams on your person.
"found your weed son"
"uhh thats not mine."
"well i found this baggie in your pocket didn't i?"
"yeah... im wearing someone else's pants, I PLEAD INNOCENT"




Duh! always plead not guilty

People that plea guilty get the highest sentence.


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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: Photoguy]
    #3911715 - 03/13/05 02:02 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

great story photoguy.

one time i went to the football field at break in high school to show my friend a sack i just bought.  pretty dumb idea because nobody goes there during break so it was suspicious that we were there.  on the way back the two campus security guys approach us and ask if they can search us.  i was pretty freaked but i played it cool and asked them "why?"

they said they saw us make a handoff.  i told them we didn't.  the friend i was with had been busted before by the same guys so they knew him already.  i knew this and knew the kid is a caver under pressure so i did all the talking.

i told them i don't have anything illegal on me and that we didn't make a handoff so there's no reason to search me.  they asked me my name, i told them, i walked away.

the weed was in a little chapstick container (carmex...good stuff btw!).

i was def. scared and rushing w/ adrenaline.  i woulda been in big trouble w/ the parents and such.

I would have ran if they did find anything.

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another time, just recently, i was at albertsons and i put a handle of vodka (1.75 liters) in my pants (yeah, i'm a pro...and it DOES fit there if you do it right).  i've done it a bunch of times before and have stolen 1/5ths too.

i'm walking towards the checkout and i get a nice staredown from the big security guy (BIG guy).  i give him a head nod and head for the door.  i know something isn't kosher so i'm looking at the reflection of the door to see if he's following me out.  sure enough, he is.

I make the decision to run right then and there.  I take a couple steps outside, whip the handle out of my pants, and run down the street...he was too fat to chase so i knew it was gonna work.

I hid in some bushes for like 20 minutes trying to arrange for a friend to pick me up.  my bike was locked infront of the store to a tree or something.  i asked my friend to pick up my bike, fearing that somebody had witnessed me park it there...didn't want the cops to get to it.

he drives by and tells me there's two cops in the parking lot.  i'm in a very uncomfortable bush waiting it all out and sweating bullets, taking every sound around me very seriously, fearing a cop will be searching.  i tell my friend the street i'm near (very close to the store).  he drives there and i tell him to flash his lights so i know its him (it is night).  he does and i ask if the coast is clear cause i have to do a bit of traveling to get to the car (i'm in kind of an alley behind some houses).

i start to come out of my hiding place and i notice a new set of lights driving down the street...i jam back into the cover of the alley and try to hop a fence and cross a couple backyards.  i hop the fence and hide behind a shed between the fence and the shed.  i was pretty loud so i was extra scared of being discovered.  i call up my friend who is still parked there and i'm whispering "what the fuck dude, what the fuck."

he says sorry, they drove up just as he declared the coast was clear.  it wasn't a cop thankfully.  i make it out of the bushes again and sprint for his car.  i hopped in the back seat and layed down.  we drove out of there and to a friend's house.

i was so paranoid that whole night and the next day.  needless to say, i had a drink of that good ole vodka upon arriving at the safe house!!  its been a good amount of months and i haven't set foot in that store again, probably won't for years. :thumbdown:


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.


Edited by TODAY (03/13/05 02:14 PM)


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OfflineToker5
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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: TODAY]
    #3922086 - 03/15/05 05:33 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Recently 2 of my friends and I went camping. Brought lots of pot for the 3 day trip. We were sitting around getting ripped and my friend had the bright idea of driving like 50 miles to the nearest wendys. We bring whats left of the weed (little over a half Oz). So we smoked a joint on the way there got our food, ate, then drove back. Must have been like an hour after that joint, and we were less than 10 miles away from camp.

Listening to some music and not paying attention to the speed limit a DPS drives right by us on a corner. I turn around and all I see is his break lights go off as he pulls off. I freak out and say "he's coming!". The pot was stashed and we tried to look calm as we pulled off the road. He walked up, talked to my friend about speeding and asked for his registration. My friend couldn't find the registration (another violation) so the officer went back to his car. Seemed like 10 minutes had passed until he told my friend to step out again. They went back, talked, and gave him a ticked for the registration. Then both of them walk back to our car, my friend looks at me and said "wheres the bud?". I'm freaken out right now and the officer was handed the baggie. He said he smelt the pot.

I thought my whole life was over. After some quick questions he let us go, but said we had to tell our parents and have them call him. There was only one day left for our trip, we were anxious, freaking out, and could only think about what happened. After we all told our parents, which is harder than it sounded, they called him up and told him we would be punished, do some consoling ... etc.

I am very lucky to not have gotten arrested and cant risk to still smoke. If I were to do the trip again, leaving the camp site would be a no no. Let this be a lesson to you all, be cautious and don't let your guard down.


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InvisibleTODAY
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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: Toker5]
    #3923455 - 03/15/05 10:14 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

wtf, he let you go and then you decided (while free of all charges) that you should tell your parents to call him? if he let you go you can't get in any trouble later.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.


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OfflineToker5
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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: TODAY]
    #3923492 - 03/15/05 10:21 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

He could still press charges still, But our parents have been talking about our punishments because is better to keep a record clean. If we didn't tell our parents he would have pressed charges. He was seeing if we were serious about the situation. If we were in the city we would have been booked. I'm just happy I'm not caned.


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why cant we all just get abong?


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OfflineZombieLuvin
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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: Toker5]
    #3928385 - 03/16/05 10:48 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I just recently got "busted" by a rent when i was home visiting for the weekend. My parents had decided to take a day trip or something and i decied not to go cuz i didnt feel like sitting in the back of their car and listening to them talk , so i wake up and they are gone, tada idea hits me, wake and bake, so i get out my bong and my stash from their good old hiding place and begin to smoke and blow the hits out of the window low and behold next thing i hear after i am STONED AS FUCK! seriously high, is the door opening and i panic shit shit! i put the bong behind something and its still full of smoke and pouring into the room and light my candles my mom knocks on my door and i throw off my hoodie i was wearin which reeked of bud (this was some nice blueberry dank i brought with me for the weekend) and she says "what are ya doin?" i reply "nothin" she says "are you smoking in here?...i smell pot" and i raise my voice abit and sound sturn and say "mom! im not smoking pot! i was burning that cannabis incense **** got me last month! do i look high!" and im sure i had to of looked high, seriously cannot stress to you enough how stoned i am this entier conversation, and she says "well im mad" turns around and leaves, she forgot her purse or soemthing, so i leave and come back home later that night to find both my parents waiting for me in the living room, dad looks at me and says "so your mother tells me youve been smokin pot in your room?" and i say "i told her i wasnt, and if she doesnt believe me that is her problem" *god i love being over 18 and having the ability to say things like taht* and he says "hmmm i see...mind if i just have a look in your room?" having stashed all my shit elsewhere i said that was fine, he came in and looked at some thigns and sniffed the air, then he opened the place where i had hidden my stash, smells inside there pulls his head back looks at me, smiles, and say s"dont smoke pot in your room" and goes back to his chair in the living room, i shut the door and i was just so relieved...needless to say i bought Oust and now my room always smells like its supposed to, dorm and at home


sorry about the long post and the he says she says crap


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InvisibleMinstrel
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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: ZombieLuvin]
    #3932619 - 03/17/05 08:47 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Cool story zombie; at least your dad is accepting of your choices, with a bit a humour.

Me though, never have I been busted, but came pretty close one night.

It was a high school party about a year back in my graduating year. It was located in a friend's house that they had just bought, and had not yet moved into, so the pluming was off, but the power still worked. In any case, it was a complete crack house kind of setting. The shelf was lined with empty beer bottles and the air think with the clouds of pot. I was so high that I was roll-playing as a halfling due to my curly mop hair, and my beloved 7" hand carved (by me) wood pipe. I've yet to every be higher from ganja.
Just as I peak, and finish my bowl, a older guy walks in with a flashlight, and yells "EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND", then with a smug grin on his face, emphasizing each syllable, "WE ARE THE PO-LICE", as some uniformed officers enter from every doorway. They were only entitled to search one guy, because they caught him in the act of rolling a blunt when they made their unsettling appearance. He got charged with possession. The cops took down the names of all at the party, but didn't ask for ID, so I just gave them one of my aliases. (I do think I was justified in my lying to the cops, cause I saw them handle about 10 people before me, and I was 100% sure I would get away with it).
It was undoubtedly the neighbours who called the cops, cause they though we had broken in, as the house was supposed to be empty.

If I had the pipe in my hand for just 3 seconds longer, I would have been busted with a quarter ounce.

Once there was this other funny tale when I came home late one night after playing hackeysack and smoking ganja with a friend. My grandmother was spending the night, and she got a good whiff of my breath. I though I was busted for sure, but then she spews forth from her mouth "You're breath smells, have you been drinking?" I felt the relief wash over me like a warm blanket. Between booze and smoking the greenleaf, the booze is the lesser of two evils in my family. Rather than proclaim innocence, I happily confess to her accusation,"Yes, I have been drinking, not much though". She just gave me a scowl and went back to bed.


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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: Minstrel]
    #3933233 - 03/17/05 10:59 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Twice, first time with 1/4 oz bud..I received 4 years probation and 400 hours community service. Second time, while on probation (stupidly enough) a friend narced me out and I was busted with a bottle of cough syrup I got from mexico. I sold to an undercover that my "friend" knew. I was going to drink some of it but it only contained .002% codeine. I didn't bother to look before leaving the pharmacy in mexico or I wouldn't have accepted it. The resulting punishment for committing this felony while already on felony probation? 10 years additional probation, 1000 hours community service, reports to the probation office every week, drug tests of course. Oh, not to mention around $50,000 of my own hard earned money that I had been saving up for a house. All this shit over a bottle that contained ***** .002% ***** codeine. God I love the United States.


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I need to stop spending all my money on plants and take up a cheaper hobby, like heroin. :lol:

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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: Minstrel]
    #3933256 - 03/17/05 11:06 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Great story, I had a close call about a month ago. I was at school, and one of my friends said he had his bowl and about a gram with him. So we decided to jump the fence behind our school and smoke in the field out there.

The fat bastard wouldn't jump the fence where it starts, he had to walk all the way down to where it meets with the football practice field fence. The school cop was cruising on his golf cart on the practice field and spotted us.

We started runing back towords the school(the way my school is we hade a good head start on him) and just as we get to the doors to the school he rolls up and yells STOP! So I stop, my buddy walks into the school bends down and stashes his bowl and weed under the carpet by the doors.


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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk ...four times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.


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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: shroommachine]
    #3944166 - 03/20/05 01:36 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I have never actually been caught with anything but I came close a few times.

One time I was driving around with one of my headlights not working (mistake). So I get pulled over by this cop and the guy seems really pissed off at me. I realize that this cop is actually some guy that myself and a friend told to fuck off when he was off duty a month or so earlier and he remembered my car. He probably smelled weed coming from my car because we used to smoke in that thing every day so he asks to search it. I ask if I have to let him search it and he replies "no, but if you do not im going to call the K-9." At the time my friend had about an ounce on him so I figured it would be better to keep the K-9 from showing up so I allowed him to search my car. He pats all of us down, gives us the captain hard-ass attitude and asks us to spread our legs and then he kicks our feet and says "FARTHER." In the end he finds only seeds in my car and never found the weed which my friend had put in his shoe. He let me go with three bullshit tickets and the only one I ended up having to pay was a no seatbelt for $40.

Another time myself and three friends were smoking at a park after hours when four cops roll up. They search all of us and the vehicle and find nothing. I had a roach inside of a dime bag in a small pocket of my wallet that they didnt find. We also had about two grams of weed hidden in the battery compartment of a portable CD player. The CD player smelled like weed but the battery compartment was actually inside the player, underneath the CD. The cops examined it and couldnt find anything. They let us go making the statement "It's a good thing you boys smoked it all up before we got here." They ended up sending letters to our houses explaining that they found us at a park and smelled marijuana on us. All of us got the letters before our parents though.


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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: PowerTrip]
    #3944227 - 03/20/05 01:50 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

i got caught by something worse my mom at age 16. no, i didn't any fines but ever made ur mother cry? almost worse then any cop could do. p.s. in the great state i live in (Montana) 3.5 grams of weed is a felony, any ANY AMOUNT of mushrooms is a felony. pretty fucking weak? right....


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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: lilbilski4life]
    #3951587 - 03/21/05 10:32 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

i made my mother cry numerous times over drugs. my parents are one of those "all drugs are bad and no good and ruin your life" people who are close-minded and not open for anything. first they found robitussin gelcaps with visine in the back of my playstation (never knew any parent would search the back of a playstation), then found morning glory seeds, then found 2 pipes and my hash, and then kind of recently found a scale and a mirror. my parents are crazy. i have almost been caught by the cops numerous times also, but i consider myself lucky, ........so far.


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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: mushiemountain]
    #3952893 - 03/22/05 09:49 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Dude, if I was your dad, I'd be pissed about finding Robo gellcaps and a mirror. :shrug:


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Re: Have you ever been busted w/ drugs? [Re: Boom]
    #3953268 - 03/22/05 11:54 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

when i used to live with my mom, i did a little peddling out of her place- not drugs or anything... just pot.
now i wasn't pulling weight or anyhing, but i had just under an L at her house stashed in this box w/ a lock under a bed. she finds this, and somehow got the lock off of the box. she finds a .32 tomcat w/ hollow-points, three quarters of lb. and two digital scales. while she's flying around the house, she happens to notice the receiver for my wireless surveillance camera that i had installed in her front window.

now a little context: my mom and her sister used to move probably 10X as much white as i did green, seriously. so to say the least, she's not stupid.
so, what do i do?
stay the hell out of her way; i didn't sleep there for like four days. this was my only means of income at the time, so i felt i had to do something, but what? time to go fishin'.

so i make my presence known, and she won['t say anything to me. i just sat there next to her for like an hour in silence. finally, she goes, "i just don't want to have the police kicking down my front door."
i sensed something strange, like we were negotiating or something.
so, i fed her a nice helpin' of bullshit:
"well, i just don't want some mexicans comin' to kick my door down, either."
"do you owe someone money?"
"yes"
"how much?"
quick! think think think... uhm... like...250+250+250 "750" sounds like a good #
so she says,"well, i didn't get rid of that." this is fuckin news to me; every glass piece she ever found of mine fell victim to a crobar. every little baggie she had ever confiscated went to an undisclosed charitable entity.
so i wait. this matter required delicacy.
so she has me follow her to the garage. she unscrews some water cooler and pulls out my stash! woo-hoo
as she was more accustomed to triple beams, i introduced her to the "tare" function, and she went to work. she wighe and bagged my stuff into 1/4 Lb increments. the extra, she threw onto a shoe box and began siftiong through the shake and seeds. she cleans it, bags it, and weighs it.
when she tossed the bag to me, for the sake of seeming realistic i said," mom, the "mexicans" won't take that. it's all shake." i tossed it back to her.
"are you gonna quit smoking?"
"yes ma'am... er uh, i mean no."
"well there's like an ounce here." she tosses it back.
so i left with it all and my mom's blessing to go return it to these fictional cartel members. she had dumped the gun in the river. and i imagined she probvably did something similar with the camera.
the other day i stopped by her house and she had found my old surveillance camera. that made my day.


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