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humorous stories.
    #3419677 - 11/28/04 05:33 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

feel free to add your own.

i was at my friend's house one day, and im not sure if we were sober or not, but anyways he sees this spider one the wall. well he fuckin HATES spiders and he's like ah i have to kill it so what does he pick up? a fucking hammer. im like dude just get a kleenex he's like no. he's so scared of spiders. so anyways this spider is crawling along on the wall and my friend was trying to hit it with a fucking hammer and he kept missing. i nearly pissed myself laughing. so i got up and killed it for him. hahaha. a fucking hammer.

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Re: humorous stories. [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #3419685 - 11/28/04 05:36 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: humorous stories. [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #3419688 - 11/28/04 05:37 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

you shouldn't kill spiders :sad:

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Re: humorous stories. [Re: TYL3R]
    #3419691 - 11/28/04 05:38 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

lol thats some funny shit a hammer lmfao , mine would have to be http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/3416951/an/0/page/0 , since i was there.

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