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OfflinePhychotron
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Is thier some sort of law about cats and newspaper?
    #3411535 - 11/26/04 10:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i swear, every time i have a newspaper laying around, the cats just go off on it... like they like standing and walking on it, and they like to attack it... wtf?


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Re: Is thier some sort of law about cats and newspaper? [Re: Phychotron]
    #3411562 - 11/26/04 11:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

it rips, and is fun.

Give em some of those pop/milk jug sealer rings....might keep em busy long enough for you to read the paper before they destroy it.


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Re: Is thier some sort of law about cats and newspaper? [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3411584 - 11/26/04 11:13 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

strap a slice of buttered bread to its back and drop the moggie - logic will get confused as to whether it should land on it's feet or butter side down - watch the pussy rotate in mid air for eternity - no more newspaper cat problems I promise!


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Re: Is thier some sort of law about cats and newspaper? [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3411588 - 11/26/04 11:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:

Psychotron.. it is universal law that cats must shred newspapers and other things that are fun to destroy


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Re: Is thier some sort of law about cats and newspaper? [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3411589 - 11/26/04 11:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

they land on their feet. The toast slides off and lands butter side down, regardless of any lashings or attachments involved.

Trust me, i've tried.


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Re: Is thier some sort of law about cats and newspaper? [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3411590 - 11/26/04 11:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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