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How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases?
    #3407380 - 11/25/04 08:57 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Just wondering!

Sat here numbing my bum with three and a half hours of work left and felt like posting something.

And if you do strap a slice of buttered bread to a cat's back which way would it land - or would the cat just revolve for time immemorium.

I'm gonna type up a death notice (fun job I have eh?) and then see if anyone answers this mind fart.


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Re: How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases? [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3407539 - 11/25/04 10:56 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

and further to all the above....

why did they call the film The Jungle Book and not The Jungle Film?


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Re: How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases? [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3407543 - 11/25/04 10:58 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

....and who did invent liquid soap and why?


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Re: How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases? [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3407549 - 11/25/04 11:00 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Why does the sun come up and go down whilst most other things go up and come down?


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but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases? [Re: Hanky]
    #3407564 - 11/25/04 11:07 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

If you confuse a Chinaman does he become disoriented?


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Re: How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases? [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3407570 - 11/25/04 11:10 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Is an abortion in prague a cancelled czech?


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but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases? [Re: Hanky]
    #3407589 - 11/25/04 11:17 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?


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Re: How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases? [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #3407669 - 11/25/04 12:10 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Cannibal Chiefs Chew Camembert cheese cause chewing keeps 'em cheeky!

Bored, 20 mins till work's over, sat here farting while I should be working.

Thank you and goodnight!


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Ken Campbell - Furtive Nudist

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