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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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cleenex, napkin, paper towel, then flush. or just down the shower...don't brush up against my shower curtains or the walls or pretty much anything in there...everything notable in my shower is a target area.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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The full load usually goes into some TP then into the trash. I've recently stopped flushing it because I'm not too keen on the idea of my sperm trying to fertilize a lump of crap in a pipe somewhere.

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: Viveka]
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meh once there gone there on there own
let them fuck the shit
thats how ADD was born
(hope he dosnt read that :smile: )


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: ivi]
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LOL Innoculate the jars thats funny

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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Anywhere, except for on my frog's eggs...  This scared me too much!  :whoa:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: Krishna]
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hahaha i remember that


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: dobinky]
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thats cute.

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: Notsofew]
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This is one instance where being a woman is definitely better. :smirk:

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: adrug]
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adrug said:
This is one instance where being a woman is definitely better. :smirk:


Unless you are a squirter, then you would have to buy new curtains every time you got off.


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bang bang

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: d33p]
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:lol:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: kadakuda]
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Why don't you just aim it into the toilet and flush it down to china, instead of wating trees by using kleenex and toilet paper.  :smirk: :shocked:

I accidently wrote toilet people instead of toilet paper above, before I corrected it :lol:


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Acid doesn't hurt when you're on fire. :frown:




"Mushrooms are only similar to penises in their appearance." - LeBron James (2013)

ToiletDuk said:
"Bus squelching is not to be laughed at."

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: pantsboy]
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maybe because we dont want to masterbate in the bathroom , beds are good , and u have covers to clean with so u dont waste trees :wink:


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My Ethnobotanical Garden
Cup Greenhouse Tek. Make small sturdy pots (With detachable grenhouse tops) with cups.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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i eat my cum.  :crazy2:


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: sublimistri]
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What, I thought you were talking about taking a crap!  Whatever, man.  :shrug:


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Acid doesn't hurt when you're on fire. :frown:




"Mushrooms are only similar to penises in their appearance." - LeBron James (2013)

ToiletDuk said:
"Bus squelching is not to be laughed at."

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: OJK]
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am i allowed to post gratuitous bukkake pics? cuz i could show you where all the jizims gone.


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Everything I post is fiction.

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: Moonshoe]
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yes you are allowed.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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