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InvisibleTODAY
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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2532350 - 04/06/04 06:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

cleenex, napkin, paper towel, then flush. or just down the shower...don't brush up against my shower curtains or the walls or pretty much anything in there...everything notable in my shower is a target area.


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OfflineViveka
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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2532387 - 04/06/04 06:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

The full load usually goes into some TP then into the trash. I've recently stopped flushing it because I'm not too keen on the idea of my sperm trying to fertilize a lump of crap in a pipe somewhere.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: Viveka]
    #2532390 - 04/06/04 06:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

meh once there gone there on there own
let them fuck the shit
thats how ADD was born
(hope he dosnt read that :smile: )


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: ivi]
    #2532393 - 04/06/04 06:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

LOL Innoculate the jars thats funny


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2532416 - 04/06/04 06:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Anywhere, except for on my frog's eggs...  This scared me too much!  :whoa:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: Krishna]
    #2532424 - 04/06/04 07:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

hahaha i remember that


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: dobinky]
    #3399194 - 11/23/04 05:32 PM (17 years, 16 days ago)

thats cute.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: Notsofew]
    #3399211 - 11/23/04 05:36 PM (17 years, 16 days ago)

This is one instance where being a woman is definitely better. :smirk:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: adrug]
    #3399220 - 11/23/04 05:38 PM (17 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

adrug said:
This is one instance where being a woman is definitely better. :smirk:




Unless you are a squirter, then you would have to buy new curtains every time you got off.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: d33p]
    #3399236 - 11/23/04 05:42 PM (17 years, 16 days ago)

:lol:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: kadakuda]
    #3399653 - 11/23/04 07:27 PM (17 years, 16 days ago)

Why don't you just aim it into the toilet and flush it down to china, instead of wating trees by using kleenex and toilet paper.  :smirk: :shocked:

I accidently wrote toilet people instead of toilet paper above, before I corrected it :lol:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: pantsboy]
    #3399676 - 11/23/04 07:30 PM (17 years, 16 days ago)

maybe because we dont want to masterbate in the bathroom , beds are good , and u have covers to clean with so u dont waste trees :wink:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #3399720 - 11/23/04 07:38 PM (17 years, 16 days ago)

i eat my cum.  :crazy2:


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: sublimistri]
    #3399728 - 11/23/04 07:40 PM (17 years, 16 days ago)

What, I thought you were talking about taking a crap!  Whatever, man.  :shrug:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: OJK]
    #3400420 - 11/23/04 10:15 PM (17 years, 16 days ago)

am i allowed to post gratuitous bukkake pics? cuz i could show you where all the jizims gone.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3400425 - 11/23/04 10:17 PM (17 years, 16 days ago)

yes you are allowed.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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