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InvisibleLetto
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Will this excuse fly?
    #3381899 - 11/18/04 11:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

"I'm sorry that my paper doesn't meet the minimum length requirement professor, but can I still receive some partial credit? Yesterday afternoon my roommate thought it would be funny to give me LSD without me knowing about it. This morning I tried to wrap up what I already had, but I couldn't make the 5 page requirement..."

The only thing I know about my prof is that she used to listen to Pink Floyd and now she's religious.  :grin:


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InvisibleAhab McBathsalts
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Re: Will this excuse fly? [Re: Letto]
    #3381905 - 11/18/04 11:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

LOL


haha.
get an extention?
hand it in a few days late?


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Re: Will this excuse fly? [Re: Letto]
    #3381908 - 11/18/04 11:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

no, slacker.


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Re: Will this excuse fly? [Re: Letto]
    #3381918 - 11/18/04 11:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

HAHAH it might just work. Why not try it. Though if she takes it wrong she might try and get you and your roommate in shit.


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Re: Will this excuse fly? [Re: Letto]
    #3381923 - 11/18/04 11:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You know what a prefessor at even a community college said to that?( not me but I heard someone ask)

Nope


Just do it,
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Re: Will this excuse fly? [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3381975 - 11/18/04 11:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

make sure you say it was more than 5 hits, if you use that excuse. Make something up about winding up on the outskirts of town and having to hitchhike back.


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Re: Will this excuse fly? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #3381981 - 11/18/04 11:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

he is going to hear, "i was on drugs and i didn't write the paper long enough."


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Re: Will this excuse fly? [Re: zenmunk]
    #3382044 - 11/19/04 12:13 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

sure if youd like your dorm raided


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Re: Will this excuse fly? [Re: llamaherder]
    #3382125 - 11/19/04 12:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

llamaherder said:
sure if youd like your dorm raided




Well I don't live in a dorm and I don't have any illegal drugs in my house. Just salvia and San Pedros. I'm just going to pull an all nighter and get as much written as I can.


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