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OfflineBiohazard81
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Urgent!!!
    #3375822 - 11/17/04 08:13 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

Does anyone know of anywhere on the internet where i can download a fake doctors sick note??

I have had an urgent plea from a fellow mushroomer struggling with a uni deadline!

Any help would be greatly appreciated!

B.


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Re: Urgent!!! [Re: Biohazard81]
    #3375901 - 11/17/04 08:31 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

Find some type of appropriate letterhead and print it on some kind of pad that is about 4"x6". Then make the actual note completely illegible except when you mention the disorder's name. That should be good enough, just make sure it is unreadable by anyone but doctors and pharmacists.


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Re: Urgent!!! [Re: d33p]
    #3375931 - 11/17/04 08:38 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

It might have to be. I'm thinking they're gonna check it out though :frown:


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Re: Urgent!!! [Re: Biohazard81]
    #3375969 - 11/17/04 08:47 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

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Biohazard81 said:
It might have to be. I'm thinking they're gonna check it out though :frown:




Well you could try and smudge the phone number and address in the letterhead to be safe. Just make it look accidental and unintentional. If they press you any harder supply a phone number where you could fake being the doctor. During the call sound rushed and explain how everything is kosher. If they press on an address supply a real mailbox address(something from a mailboxes .etc company) and try and get off the call, if they press on credentials then try and get off the call.

Basically if your friend is a "good" kid and there is no reason to believe he would faking, most likely they would not press any further than the letter.


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Re: Urgent!!! [Re: Biohazard81]
    #3418883 - 11/28/04 11:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Wouldn't it be much easier to fake an illness and get a real doctor's note?

You could fake something like stress-induced gastritis, insomnia or muscle and joint pain. Don't fake anything to serious, but it can't be that hard, and will probly be alot less hassle than faking the note itself.

I can't predict how illnesses are treated in your part of the world, but I've faked gastritis before to a doctor. I got perscribed some anti-biotics and antacids, and that was the end of it. Geniune note, no probs :laugh:


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